Short kings should all run by “kid (your name here)” Minecraft Servers

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

amazed, astonishment, bewildered, bewildering, BlockyBanter, confusion, disbelief, dumbfounded, emotion, exclamation, Expression, Flabbergasted, incredulous, Minecraft, reaction, Server, shock, SPEECHLESS.., startled, Stunned, Surprise, taken aback

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2904
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Items Found:	6125
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever play in!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a spoon. Our server is so wild that the creepers throw parties instead of exploding, and the villagers are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs and sings karaoke. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure, you’ll unlock a secret dimension where everything is made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you’ve never played Minecraft like this before!

AnimeMangaRealism Minecraft SMP

animation, Anime, AnimeMangaRealism, Art styles, character design, comic books, creativity, Entertainment, FANTASY, Graphic art, graphic novels, illustration, Japanese culture, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, pop culture, Realism, Realistic, semi-realistic, smp, storytelling, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5357
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a crossover episode between Minecraft and your favorite anime! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant kawaii catgirl appears and challenges you to a build battle. And don’t even get me started on the manga-style mobs that drop rare loot like enchanted ramen noodles. So if you’re a fan of anime and manga with realistic art styles, this is the server for you! Join now for a truly wacky and wild adventure that will have you saying “I can’t believe it’s not anime!”

NostalgiaCraft

Carefree, carefree days, Cherished moments, childhood innocence, childhood memories, comfort, family time, happy moments, Heartwarming, Innocence, joy, Laughter, love, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, playful, precious memories, Reminiscing, sentimental, unforgettable, warm feelings

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3115
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
New Chunks Explored:	244733	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	388
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Remember that time when you were a kid and you discovered a secret passage in your house that led to a magical land filled with talking animals and endless adventures? Well, that’s basically what joining our Minecraft server feels like!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly and diamonds rain from the sky. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with blocks and mobs instead of candy and Oompa Loompas.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a dragon who only speaks in riddles. Will you be the brave soul to solve the dragon’s puzzles and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you be too busy building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, your inner child will thank you.

CraftyProstateManiac

activism, advocacy, Awareness, Campaign, CraftyProstateManiac, death, Democracy, Diagnosis, dies, Government, health, Illness, leadership, Legacy, man, Manifesto, mens health, mortality, Politics, prostate cancer, Treatment

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2839
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Votes:	7598	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. we got like, a whole democracy thing going on, but then this manifesto dude dies of prostate cancer. like, what even is that? but don’t worry, we got epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

ImmigrantCraft Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, alternate history, bioshock infinite, corrupt government, cultural critique, dystopian, First Person Shooter, Immigrant, ImmigrantCraft, immigration, Minecraft, narrative driven, narrative-driven gameplay, Oppression, perfect society, political commentary, Rebellion, ruins, Server, social commentary, society collapse, video game, Wolfenstein reboot

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2226
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join as an immigrant and wreak havoc on a perfect society! Forget Bioshock Infinite and Wolfenstein, this is where the real chaos happens.

Join us as we create a world where immigrants are the true rulers, causing mayhem and madness wherever they go. Build your own empire and watch as it crumbles under the weight of your destructive tendencies.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest players can survive in this twisted world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Join now and let the chaos begin!

Minecraft SMP: VGGGGGGGGGHHHHH…CraftyCreeper

comma separated, G.., georgia, h.., list, long tail, Minecraft, Rome, smp, tags, V, VGGGGGGGGGHHHHH, VGGGGGGGGGHHHHH…CraftyCreeper

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2222
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the wacky and wild adventures you could ever imagine!

Join us in the mystical land of Rome (Georgia) where the sheep are rainbow-colored and the creepers wear top hats. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a love for disco music.

But beware, for lurking in the shadows is the dreaded Potato Queen, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the fate of the server. Will you accept her challenge and bust out your best moves, or will you be banished to the land of boring servers forever?

So come on down to Rome (Georgia) and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird!

BroBro’s Vacation Minecraft Server

Boundaries, BroBros, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, day trip, Distance, family, family dynamics, family time, family vacation, flights, in-laws, long weekend, Minecraft, quality time, relationship, Server, Understanding, vacation, vacation etiquette, Visit

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3317
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Endless Night Skies:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and escape to a world where you can visit your brother without any MIL interference! Our server is a vacation town where you can explore, build, and hang out with your brother for as long as you want – no 3.5 hour drives required!

Don’t let your MIL dictate your gaming adventures – join our server and show her who’s boss! Build a virtual dinner for your brother, meet him halfway in the game, or just explore the world together. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join now and leave family drama behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only family you need is your blocky brother by your side!

SisterlySquabbleMC

apologies, Communication Issues, Decision making, Emotional support, exam stress, family conflict, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, mother-daughter relationship, moving out, parenting challenges, personal boundaries, RESPONSIBILITY, School exams, sibling relationships, sibling responsibilities, sibling rivalry, SisterlySquabbleMC, sleep deprivation, teenage struggles, unbiased judgement

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3715
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Divine Spears Created:	23
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle against creepers and zombies. But that’s not all – we also have a special feature where you can ride on the back of a flying pig and soar through the skies!

Need a break from studying for important exams? No worries, our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax. Plus, we promise there won’t be any crying babies keeping you up at night – unless, of course, you count the baby zombies in the game!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the fun begin! Who needs real life drama when you can have epic adventures in the world of Minecraft?

Mom²Dad²Craft

alternative family structures, blended families, diverse families, family dynamics, Fatherhood, gender diversity, inclusive language, LGBT families, LGBT rights, LGBTQ, modern families, Mom²Dad²Craft, Motherhood, non-traditional families, parenting, parenting roles, queer parents, same-sex marriage, same-sex parents, Two dads, two moms

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Emeralds Found:	6858	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as your family tree? Look no further! Our server is like a rainbow of love and acceptance, just like having two moms or two dads.

Join us and experience the joy of building virtual homes with your unique family dynamic. Need help mining for diamonds? Don’t worry, your two moms will be there to guide you every step of the way. And your two dads? They’ll be the ones organizing epic PvP battles to test your skills.

So come on, join our server and show the world that love comes in all shapes and sizes, just like our Minecraft creations. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a third mom or dad to join your blocky family!

CraftyRevengeBangladesh

bangladesh, CraftyRevengeBangladesh, current events, discrimination, ethnic conflict, exit, extremism, hindus, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, minority communities, minority rights, persecution, Political unrest, prime minister, religious freedom, Religious Minority, Revenge Attacks, social justice, South Asia, violence

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1916
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1877	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Emeralds Found:	8435
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE HINDUS IN BANGLADESH FACING REVENGE ATTACKS AFTER PRIME MINISTER’S EXIT… JK JK JK, WE DON’T HAVE THAT DRAMA HERE! WE HAVE CREEPERS EXPLODING, ZOMBIES CHASING, AND ENDER DRAGONS FLYING AROUND LIKE THEY OWN THE PLACE.

JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY ADVENTURES, WHERE YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE, RAID A DUNGEON, OR JUST HANG OUT WITH SOME COOL FELLOW GAMERS.

PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS THE RAREST DIAMONDS, THE MOST EPIC REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS, AND A SECRET TREASURE CHEST FILLED WITH… WELL, SECRETS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND LET’S MINE, CRAFT, AND LAUGH OUR WAY TO VICTORY! #BLOCKLIFE #CREEPERCRAZINESS #MINECRAFTMADNESS