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Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters

artists, bald dudes, blocky, Bricks, DATING, Dicks, Difficulty, fat guys, Indian men, Insecurity, male gripe, matters.., neurotic, penis size, relationships, short cute boys, SIZE, small penis, societal norms, Stereotypes, unconventional tastes, undesired traits, Women

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4482
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	416	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Star Shards Collected:	295
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

Vanilla Minecraft: SMP – Where creeper explosions are just Nature’s way of saying hi!

Anarchy, Creative, creeper, Custom, Economy, Events, explosions, Factions, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, mmorpg, Mods, Natures, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7474
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Buildings Constructed:	45
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Minecraft SMP Server

Features
Unique server that’s up 24/7
Play together
NO lag
Active and fast growing community
Build at spawn
Upcoming staff roles
Version: Java 1.20.4

Join us today and discover the joy of Minecraft SMP. Our server is waiting for you!

Join our Discord server

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server up 24/7?	Yes, the server is always up and running.
Are there any lags on the server?	No, our server is optimized for a smooth gameplay experience.
Can I build at spawn?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and interact at spawn area.
Is there a Java version requirement?	Yes, the server is running on Java 1.20.4 version.
How can I join the server’s Discord community?	You can join our Discord server by clicking on the provided link above.

BlockMemes – MemeVille SMP Server

AK EN Database, akg, Ambience Synesthesia, Arknights General, Babel, BlockMemes, Cardigan skin, Caster Aroma, Caster Carnelian, Caster Corroserum, Caster Rockrock, cement, CN Content, Corroserum, Defender Cement, Defender Horn, Defender Lutonada, Defender Penance, Design of Strife, EPOQUE, Guard Akafuyu, Guard Humus, Guard Odda, Guard Qiubai, Guard Wind Chimes, Harmonie, Heavyrain, Heidi, Ho’olheyak, hoederer, Horn, Indra, Medic Chestnut, Medic Paprika, Medic Vendela, MemeVille, Pinecone, Qiubai, Raythean Striker, redeem codes, Resources, Scavenger, Server, Siege, SilverAsh, smp, Sniper Totter, Specialist Ascalon, Specialist Mr. Nothing, Specialist Verdant, Standard, Supporter Stainless, Swire The Elegant Wit, Valuable resources, Vanguard Flametail, Vanguard Ines, Vitafield Re-Edition, Website

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8410
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Potions Brewed:	130	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Void Gems Collected:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have 6* Guard Qiubai guarding the entrance to our server, making sure no creepers or griefers can get through. He’s a pro at keeping things safe and secure!

2. Want to shop for some epic gear? How about getting yourself a 6* Vanguard Flametail or a 5* Specialist Mr. Nothing? They may sound ridiculous, but trust me, they will help you conquer the server like never before.

3. Ever heard of a Caster named Corroserum who can turn your enemies into stone? Well, guess what? You can find him in our server’s shop, ready to make your enemies regret ever crossing paths with you.

4. Need some extra protection? How about recruiting a 6* Defender Horn or a 6* Supporter Stainless to watch your back? These guys are like the Hulk and Iron Man combined, ready to take down any threats that come your way.

5. And if you’re into crazy adventures, we have the Design of Strife – Cardigan skin event happening soon. Imagine dressing up your character in a stylish cardigan while exploring the vast world of Minecraft. Talk about fashion meets survival!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most absurd and entertaining gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Just be prepared for some epic battles, hilarious moments, and unforgettable memories. See you in the craziest world of Minecraft you’ll ever experience!

HearthCraft: Where the only thing we grief is the buffet table! Java 1.20.2, no resets, just good times. Join us, average 15 online

1.20.2, Active Economy, Average, buffet, Community, dedicated server, Discord, Dynmap, Economy, Good, Grief, Grief Protection, HearthCraft, java, Join, Land claiming, Marriage plugin, MCMMO, minecraft server, multiplayer, No Griefing, no pay to win, No Resets, ONLINE, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, playtime based rewards, Resets, smp, Table, Times

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4305
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Details
HearthCraft Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Establishment	October 2018

FAQ

What is the server reset policy?

The server will never reset. The world dates back to July 2019.

Is there a pay-to-win system on the server?

No, HearthCraft has a 0% pay-to-win store. Verify for yourself here.

Are there any specific rules regarding hate speech?

There is a zero tolerance policy for any form of hate speech on the server.

GothVibesMC – Where we settle important debates over blocky landscapes! Join us and build, mine, and laugh together!

acceptance, alt girls, alternative culture, BIAS, blocky, BUILD, challenging stereotypes, cultural appropriation, debates, discrimination, Diversity, GOTH, GothVibesMC, Identity, important, Inclusivity, Individuality, intolerance, Join, landscapes, LAUGH, prejudice, prejudice in fashion, racism, SETTLE, Social Issues, societal norms, stereotyping, subcultures

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8058
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Love Letters Sent:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Do you ever wonder if goth and alt girls are secretly plotting world domination through their love for dark eyeliner and spiked chokers? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can find out the truth! Join us for a chance to uncover the mysterious secret society of goth and alt girls who may or may not be plotting to take over the world with their impeccable fashion sense and killer creeper-killing skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest breed of sheep – rainbow sheep that fart out glitter instead of wool. See if you can catch one and ride it into battle against the evil Ender Dragon!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, take a dip in our lava bathhouse where you can relax and rejuvenate while being surrounded by flowing magma. It’s the ultimate spa experience – if you can survive it!

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server for a chance to uncover the secrets of goth and alt girls, ride rainbow sheep, and bathe in lava. It’s a journey you won’t soon forget!

Welcome to TheCrib, where even your virtual home has a mortgage on SMP with a side of communal chaos! 🏡 #MinecraftMadness

Chaos, communal, home, MinecraftMadness, Mortgage, semi anarchy, Side, smp, TheCrib, virtual

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8494
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Java Versions	1.7 to latest
Server IP	thecribmc.us.to
Bedrock Port	19132
Discord Server	discord.gg/thecribmc
Wiki	wiki.thecrib.live

FAQs

1. How can I join TheCrib Minecraft Server?

You can join by using the server IP: thecribmc.us.to on Java or Bedrock platforms.

2. What type of gameplay does TheCrib offer?

The server offers Survival, SMP, Factions, and Anarchy gameplay modes.

3. Are there any specific rules to follow on the server?

Yes, there are rules posted on the server’s Discord server and website. Be sure to read and follow them.

4. Can I play with friends on TheCrib Server?

Yes, you can play with friends by inviting them to join the server using the server IP and Port.

AnonCraft420 – Get Lit on our Infinite Pixelated Adventure! #265257787

Adventure, AnonCraft420, ANONYMOUS, Comment, digital communication, digital etiquette, discussion board, forum post, Infinite, internet culture, internet privacy, lit, Message, online anonymity, Online Community, online conversation, online forum, online identity, online interaction, pixelated, post, Thread, thread ID, user id, virtual communication

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4609
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	22	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine a world where the creepers are friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Picture a land where pigs ride around on saddled chickens, and you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers wearing fancy top hats. Yes, this server is unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing pandas when you join, but you’ll also have the chance to participate in epic, server-wide events like the annual “Sheep Beauty Pageant” where players compete to see who can style the most fabulous sheep in all the land. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Armor Disco Club” where players can dance the night away in dazzling armor sets while being protected from attacks by a swarm of enchanted baby turtles.

So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and perhaps your sanity). Who knows what adventures await you on this server? One thing’s for sure, you won’t find anything else like it out there in the vast world of Minecraft.

Arcade Anarchy

ADMIN, Anarchy, Arcade, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Founders, Gamenter95, helloguys, India, java, LifeSteal, Mayavi, No Lag, pe, Ping, Players, Ranks, Server, sponsor, Staff, Survival, Survival Games, Version, YouTuber

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5246
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Arcade anarchy is the one of the best anarchy server in india Join! Owner : Gamenter95 Sponsor : helloguys Uptime : 24/7 server Java+pe server Version : all version No lag Last ping : 1/4/24 Ranks : mayavi, sponser, founders, admin, staff, youtuber, players

45.131.65.34:25570

Eilsyion Empire: Where building an empire is literally the only thing we’re good at

Adrenaline-fueled Adventure, building, Craft Items, Custom Enchants, Custom Mobs, Custom Recipes, Custom Resource Pack, Daring Explorer, DOMINANCE, Eilsyion, Empire, Enchantment Slots, Enhanced UI, Furniture, Good, Jobs, Kits, Land Claims, LITERALLY, Mining Area, Quests, RPG, Savvy Trader, smp, Subway, Territory, Valuable Ores

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6552
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Potions Brewed:	82	Astral Projections Made:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mines Excavated:	4783
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8953

Welcome to Eilysion Empire!
Semi RPG \| Custom Textures \| Active
Discord Link
IP: play.eilysion.com

We are Eilysion Empire, a fresh new semi-rpg survival server.

Key Features: Kits, Quests, Jobs, Furniture, Custom Recipes, Items, Enchants, and Mobs with more on the way!

What does Eilysion offer?

🎨 Custom Resource Pack & Enhanced UI: Immerse yourself in a world of unparalleled beauty with our custom resource pack, designed to enhance gameplay and elevate visuals.
💼 Jobs & Quests: Forge your path to greatness with our diverse range of jobs and engaging quests.
🔮 Custom Mobs, Items, & Recipes: Encounter unique challenges and discover rare treasures with our custom mobs, items, and recipes.
✨ Custom Enchants & Enchantment Slots: Unleash the full potential of your gear with our exclusive custom enchants and enchantment slots.
🏰 Land Claims: Build and expand your own empire with our land claiming system.
🛠️ Mining Area: Delve deep into the heart of the earth in our sprawling mining area, teeming with valuable ores.
🚇 Subway: Embark on an adrenaline-fueled adventure through the bustling subway tunnels.

FAQ

1. How can I join Eilysion Empire?

You can join our server by using the IP address play.eilysion.com in your Minecraft client.

2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone. You can find our rules posted in the Discord server.

3. Is there a way to protect my builds on the server?

Yes, you can protect your builds by using our land claiming system. This allows you to secure your territory and prevent other players from griefing or stealing your resources.

4. Can I invite my friends to play on Eilysion Empire?

Absolutely! We encourage you to invite your friends to join our community and explore the world of Eilysion Empire together.

5. Are there any special events or challenges on the server?

We regularly host special events and challenges for our players to participate in. Keep an eye on our Discord server for announcements and updates on upcoming events.

6. How can I report any issues or bugs on the server?

If you encounter any issues or bugs while playing on our server, please report them to a staff member or in the Bug Reports channel on our Discord server. We appreciate your help in improving the server for all players.

YayMC VS Hypixel

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1137
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Comparison: Hypixel vs YayMC

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
One of the largest Minecraft servers	Can be overcrowded at times
Wide variety of minigames and game modes	Can be overwhelming for new players
Active player base	Potential for lag due to high player traffic

YayMC

Pros	Cons
Unique Factions experience	Smaller player base
Dedicated to providing a genuine good time	Limited game modes compared to Hypixel
Version compatibility from 1.8.9 to 1.20	Potential for less frequent updates

FAQ

What makes Hypixel stand out?

Hypixel is one of the largest Minecraft servers with a wide variety of minigames and game modes. It has an active player base and offers a diverse gaming experience.

What is unique about YayMC?

YayMC focuses on providing a unique Factions experience with dedication to creating a genuine good time for players. It offers version compatibility from 1.8.9 to 1.20.

Which server should I choose?

It ultimately depends on your preferred gaming experience. If you enjoy a wide variety of minigames and a larger player base, Hypixel may be the better choice. If you prefer a unique Factions experience with a focus on genuine fun, YayMC could be the server for you.

PixelatedHairDontCare MC: where your hairstyle changes are as epic as our virtual world adventures #AwkwardGFConvo

Adventures, advice, Appearance, approach, AwkwardGFConvo, Communication, compromise, Conversation, Diplomacy, Epic, Feedback, gentle, Girlfriend, hairstyle, Honesty, opinion, partner, PixelatedHairDontCare, Preferences, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, Support, virtual, world

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	147
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Void Armor Forged:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of looking at your girlfriend’s new hairstyle that makes her look like she just got electrocuted by a creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can escape the horrors of bad haircuts and journey into a world where everyone’s hair is pixel-perfect!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical Diamond Comb, battle against evil mobs with enchanted hairbrushes, and show off your stylish locks in our virtual fashion shows! Plus, with our hair customization options, you can change your hairstyle every day without hurting anyone’s feelings.

So why settle for bad hair days in real life when you can join our Minecraft server and have a hair-raisingly good time? Join now and let your hair down – literally!