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Epic Anime Quests 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, BETRAYAL, biggest lie, Character, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Epic, exaggeration, fabrication, falsehood, FANTASY, Fiction, fictional, make believe, Manga, PRETEND, Quests, Story, tall tale, untruth

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9425
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Emeralds Found:	6488
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

OMG, so like, have you ever seen an anime character lie so hard that you question your own existence? Well, guess what, our Minecraft server is like that lie but on steroids! Join us for a wild ride of deception and confusion!

We promise that our server will make you question reality more than that time Naruto said he didn’t want to be Hokage. Yeah, it’s that crazy.

Come join us and experience a world where nothing makes sense and everything is just a big, beautiful mess. It’s like watching One Piece without subtitles – you have no idea what’s going on, but you can’t look away!

So, if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos and absurdity, then come join our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just discover the true meaning of life…or at least have a good laugh!

CheckmateChampion

Bots, CHECKMATE, CheckmateChampion, Chess, chess game, chess puzzles, chessboard, Competition, Friends, games, host, human opponents, learning, New Year’s resolutions, over the board, Playing, progress, sore loser, strategy, Victory, winning

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5175
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Void Gems Collected:	29	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Are you tired of playing chess against boring bots and want to show off your skills against real humans? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for epic chess battles where you can conquer your opponents and become the ultimate chess master. Just like our friend (31f) who stunned everyone by beating her friend’s boyfriend (34m) in a heated chess match.

Don’t worry about making your host feel bad by winning, because on our server, we celebrate every victory with laughter and joy. So come join us and show off your chess skills in the most outrageous way possible. Who knows, you might even become the next chess champion of our server!

ChunkyCraft SMP

body confidence, body image, body image issues, body positivity, body shaming, bullying, ChunkyCraft, Confidence, emotional impact, fat shaming, hurtful words, mental health, negative comments, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, smp, societal pressure, weight discrimination, weight shaming, weight stigma

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6095
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Endless Night Skies:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	17

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic weight loss challenge ever! Like, we have a special plugin that makes your Minecraft character gain weight every time you eat a virtual cake in the game. And then, the more weight you gain, the slower you move and jump in the game. It’s like real life but in Minecraft, isn’t that crazy?!

And get this, if you reach a certain weight limit, your character will explode into a million pieces and you have to start all over again. It’s like the Hunger Games but with weight loss, I can’t even deal with how intense it is.

So come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate weight loss challenge in Minecraft SMP. And who knows, maybe you’ll finally shut up all those haters who keep calling you fat in the game chat. Let’s do this, gamers!

CraftyCompliments

backhanded compliment, BIZARRE, Compliment, CraftyCompliments, eccentric, eXtraordinary, flattery, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, rare, remarkable, strange, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	802
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard in your life.

Picture this: you’re building a giant statue of a potato and someone comes up to you and says, “Wow, your potato looks so lifelike, I almost tried to eat it!” Or maybe you’re exploring a creepy cave and someone tells you, “Your courage is so inspiring, I bet even the creepers are scared of you!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Compliment Competition, where players battle it out to see who can come up with the most bizarre and hilarious compliments. Trust us, you’ve never heard anything like it before.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to be showered with the weirdest compliments you’ve ever received. Who knows, you might even walk away with a compliment so strange, it becomes your new favorite!

CraftyRadicalsRPVP

Community safety, CraftyRadicalsRPVP, Crime Prevention, digital influence, extremism, hate crimes, Hate Speech, internet safety, labour party, online propaganda, online radicalization, online safety, online security, Politics, radical ideologies, social media, Southport murders, Starmer, Terrorism, UK politics, Violent extremism

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	323
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can escape from the craziness of da real world and build ur own virtual paradise! Forget about online radicalization, we only promote radical building skills here! Plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from any Southport murders (jk jk, we keep it safe here)! So grab ur pickaxe and join us for some blocky fun!

ForgetfulCraft: Dementia Edition

Aging population, Alzheimer’s disease, Awareness, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, cognitive screening, Cultural differences, dementia, Diagnosis, Edition, ForgetfulCraft, Healthcare, healthcare awareness, healthcare disparities, Hispanic population, Latino population, Memory Loss, mental health, Mexican Americans, minority health, older adults, public health

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2651
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7450	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Enchantments Applied:	257
Zombie Dances:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Secret Passages Found:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

so like, u know how like, old people sometimes forget stuff and like, they don’t even know they got demenshia? well, on this server, u can forget stuff and not even know it too! join now and be part of the 85% of mexican americans who are like, totally clueless about their demenshia diagnosis! it’s like, a whole new level of forgetfulness, but in a fun and wacky minecraft world! come join us and lose your mind in the best way possible!

EuroCraft: BBC Edition 1.20.2

1.20.2, BBC, black migrants, controversial topics, cultural clash, Edition, EURO, EuroCraft, European sluts, european union, forced prostitution, German slut, immigration, interracial, Media portrayal, migrant crisis, Muslim migrants, racism, Refugee Crisis, sexual exploitation, sexual objectification, Social Issues, Xenophobia

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8569
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Divine Spears Created:	27	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a wild party where European sluts are building stuff to service the dicks of savage black and Muslim migrants! And it all starts with this German slut, like, whoa! It’s gonna be the craziest adventure ever, man! So, like, grab your pickaxe and get ready to build and service, bro! Let’s do this!

ParentalPwnage

aita, Birthday, Cake, customised cake, decoration, decoration team, desserts, expensive gifts, family, Father, Gifts, Indian family, Jealousy, Meal, MONEY, Mother, ParentalPwnage, parents, resort, Restaurant, sister-in-law, talking back

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4061
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Enchantments Applied:	184	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Emeralds Found:	6011
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of feeling like the forgotten birthday child in your family? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to give you the birthday celebration you deserve! Join us and experience a virtual world where every day is your birthday!

On our server, you’ll be showered with gifts and attention, just like your sister-in-law on her first Indian family birthday. We’ll have professional decorators, custom cakes, and even a virtual resort for you to enjoy. And don’t worry, your parents will finally take a day off to spend with you, because on our server, you’re the star of the show!

So, if you’re tired of feeling like the forgotten sibling, join our Minecraft server and let us show you the birthday love you’ve been missing out on. Who needs a real family when you can have a virtual one that actually cares about your special day? Join now and let the celebrations begin!

FicoCraftEUexitLOL

brexit, EU exit, EU news, European leaders, European news, european politics, european union, European Union exit, European Union leadership, European Union opposition, European Union politics, Fico, Fico news, FicoCraftEUexitLOL, Government, opposition, Politics, Slovakia, Slovakia news, Slovakian government

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4089
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE IF SLOVAK LEADER FICO DECIDED TO LEAVE THE EU AND START HIS OWN BLOCKY NATION. JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC BLOCK-BUILDING FUN AND WATCH AS FICO TRIES TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS AND ENDERMAN. OPPOSITION SAYS IT’S GONNA BE A WILD RIDE, SO COME JOIN THE MADNESS!

CraftyViralVax – Reducing Dementia Risk

130 million people, Analysis, antibiotics, antivirals, association, bacterial infections, CraftyViralVax, dementia, Disease, Healthcare, Hypothesis, Prevention, public health, reduced risk, Reducing, research, Risk, Treatment, trigger, unexpected finding, Vaccines, viral infections

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Magic Items Found:	6814	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

so like, u know how u always forget where u put ur diamonds in minecraft? well, this server is like a memory booster for ur brain! we did a big study with like 130 million people and found out that if u take antibiotics, antivirals, and vaccines, u have less chance of getting dementia! so like, come join our server and keep ur brain sharp while u build ur epic castle and fight off creepers! who knew that saving the world in minecraft could also save ur brain?! join now and become a dementia-fighting hero!