🍆💦short absence Minecraft Servers

Crafty Convicts

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Are you tired of living with your parents and facing the harsh reality of adulting? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape to a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about rent or bills.

Forget about going to prison for life, join our server and enjoy free food, free shelter, and endless possibilities for creativity. Plus, we have virtual books to read and phones and internet are super common in our virtual world.

Don’t be a NEET, be a Minecraft master on our server. Who needs real life when you can have an epic virtual life full of adventure and fun? Join now and start prisonmaxxing your way to happiness!

AnonCraft: Where No. 195939338 builds the weirdest things in Minecraft!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where diamonds rain from the sky and the zombies breakdance for your entertainment.

Looking for a place where you can ride unicorns through rainbow forests and battle evil llamas with laser eyes? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Build a castle made entirely of cake, ride a roller coaster through a lava-filled volcano, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join his royal court and feast on golden apples while plotting your next epic quest.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

RoboCraft: Where Even Robots Can’t Resist the Urge to Mine and Build!

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft with boring old humans? Well, on our server, we have a special guest – a robot who is obsessed with playing video games! Join us for a chance to team up with our robotic friend and conquer the virtual world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn some new coding skills along the way! So why wait? Join our server now and game on with our mechanical buddy!

ZombieCraft: Where the dead rise and the blocks fall! ‘gone but not forgotten’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and where creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding (they’ve got some killer dance moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server). Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright ridiculous. See you there, blockheads!

MineWatch: The Blocky Battle Royale Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for Season 10 where we have competitive battles, defense matrix madness, and a new hero named Venture who will take you on the wildest adventures.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Clash gamemode trial where chaos reigns supreme, a Mirrorwatch mode where everything is flipped upside down, and even a Pride Event where you can show off your fabulous skins.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a Porsche Collab coming soon, a Space Ranger theme for Season 12, and even a new tank hero in Season 14. Plus, we’re revamping maps like Havana, Circuit, Numbani, and Dorado to keep things fresh.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might even earn some exclusive skins through our esports events. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLzCraft: Where Anons Unleash Their Inner Blockheads!

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Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old activities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice up your virtual life! Join us if you want to read books filled with schizo stories while listening to power electronics music that will make your blocks shake with excitement.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. We’re talking about fights so intense, even the Ender Dragon would be shaking in its boots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that grants you the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep to take down your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Blocky Butts & Bizarre Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being surrounded by MHA fans who smell like literal poop? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to deal with stinky anime fans again. Our server is like a breath of fresh air, literally. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to summon your favorite MHA characters to fight by your side. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the stench and hello to epic Minecraft adventures on our server!

NahCraft: Where building is optional and the mobs have attitude. Yeah, nah.

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict no-mugshot policy because we only want players who have never been caught stealing diamonds in the virtual world! Join us if you want to avoid any shady characters who might try to steal your virtual loot while you’re busy building your epic castle. Plus, who wants to team up with someone who’s been arrested for griefing? Trust us, you’ll have a much better time on our server without any sketchy criminals lurking around. So come join us and let’s build a Minecraft world free of mugshots and full of epic adventures!

PastaCraft: Where we mine diamonds instead of eating spaghetti! 🍝💎

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Are you tired of all the Italian stereotypes in Minecraft? Join our server where we are on a mission to beat those stereotypes! We even have two great uncles named Mario and Luigi who are always causing chaos and making pasta in the virtual world. Join us for a wild ride filled with pizza parties, pasta battles, and plenty of blocky shenanigans. Who needs a princess when you have us? Come join the fun and let’s show the world what true Italian Minecraft players are made of!

GolfingCraft: Where Creepers caddy and Endermen perfect their swing! Tee off now on our virtual fairways!

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Are you tired of searching for a fun golf game on Steam? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we have the most epic and outrageous golf course you’ve ever seen! Picture this: giant creeper obstacles, lava pits, and even flying pigs that try to steal your golf balls. It’s like mini-golf on steroids, and it’s all waiting for you to conquer. So why waste your time on Steam when you can join us and experience the craziest golf game of your life? Hit that join button now and let the golfing madness begin!

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Dragons Tamed:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Secret Passages Found:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Towns Built:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	108	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Comprehensive short absence Minecraft Servers

Crafty Convicts

Stats November 22, 2024

AnonCraft: Where No. 195939338 builds the weirdest things in Minecraft!

Stats November 22, 2024

RoboCraft: Where Even Robots Can’t Resist the Urge to Mine and Build!

Stats November 22, 2024

ZombieCraft: Where the dead rise and the blocks fall! ‘gone but not forgotten’

Stats November 22, 2024

MineWatch: The Blocky Battle Royale Server

Stats November 22, 2024

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLzCraft: Where Anons Unleash Their Inner Blockheads!

Stats November 22, 2024

NahCraft: Where building is optional and the mobs have attitude. Yeah, nah.

Stats November 22, 2024

PastaCraft: Where we mine diamonds instead of eating spaghetti! 🍝💎

Stats November 22, 2024

GolfingCraft: Where Creepers caddy and Endermen perfect their swing! Tee off now on our virtual fairways!

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Divine Spears Created:	27
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Star Shards Collected:	93
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	New Chunks Explored:	423451
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	137
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Star Shards Collected:	167
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4