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The Vanilla-y Awesomeness of Valoria, now with 50% less squares!

armor, awesomeness, bedrock realm, Cooking, Discord, Fun, Hidden Secrets, Lore, Medieval, mod, Mystery, opportunity, ORGANIZED, PLAYER LORE, Players Simulate Medieval Minecraft, protagnst, Secrets, Semi Vanilla, Spawn, squares, Stories, Valoria, Vanillay

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5131
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7584	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Join the Lands of Valoria Today!

Based on Protagnst’s “Players Simulate Medieval Minecraft”, the Valoria server is a bedrock realm filled with opportunity and fun!

We have a very organized discord server and unique ideas for you to experience. This realm is based on medieval Minecraft with a medieval armor mod and a very nice spawn. It is heavily reliant on player lore and stories, with Valoria’s own hidden secrets to uncover. Come join and be part of the mystery to reunite The Lands of Valoria! Contact “bigg_money7” or “Deadgear788” on Discord to join.

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FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the Valoria server?	The Valoria server is based on medieval Minecraft with a focus on player lore and stories.
Is there a special mod or plugin used on the server?	Yes, there is a medieval armor mod used on the Valoria server.
How can I join the Valoria server?	Contact “bigg_money7” or “Deadgear788” on Discord for joining instructions.
Are there hidden secrets in Valoria?	Yes, Valoria has its own hidden secrets waiting to be discovered by players.

CraftyColonials Minecraft Server

American colonies, american revolution, colonial america, colonial architecture, colonial culture, colonial economy, colonial education, colonial expansion, colonial government, colonial independence, colonial legacy, colonial life, colonial period, colonial politics, colonial religion, colonial settlements, colonial society, colonial trade, colonial warfare, CraftyColonials, History, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7726
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Gods Slained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have recreated colonial America…but with a twist! Instead of boring history lessons, you can experience the thrill of battling zombies with muskets and trading with villagers dressed in powdered wigs.

Join us for epic quests like the Boston Tea Party, where you have to sneak past the British guards to dump tea into the harbor. Or try your hand at farming like a true pioneer, except instead of corn and wheat, you’ll be growing diamonds and emeralds!

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of creepers plotting to overthrow the colonial government. Will you join forces with them or fight against their explosive plans?

So come on down to our server and experience colonial America like never before. Who knew history could be this hilarious and action-packed?

Firstie’s AFK, Thirdies’ Minecraft Server

Afk, career advancement, Career Growth, FIRSTIE, firsties, job responsibilities, job satisfaction, Minecraft, networking, office culture, office environment, office life, office politics, procrastination, productivity, professional development, Server, socializing, thirdies, Time management, work, work ethic, work-life balance, workplace dynamics

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9437
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of being a boring firstie stuck in an office all day? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the thirdies are living their best lives! We’ve got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and cows breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are throwing dance parties instead of blowing things up. So come on over and join the fun – who needs a boring office job when you can be living it up in our crazy Minecraft world!

LockBoxLULZ

adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Confrontation, family, father in-law, handyman, in-laws, Lock, LockBoxLULZ, Projects, Property, relationships, Respect, Toolbox, Tools, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3951
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Secret Passages Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9603	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server where we hide tools in secret chests all over the map and lock them with combination locks! Just like the toolbox in this story, you’ll have to crack the code to access the best tools for your projects.

But beware, just like the OP’s father-in-law, we take tool security very seriously. If you try to use someone else’s tools without permission, you might find yourself locked out of the server altogether!

Join now for a thrilling adventure filled with hidden treasures, locked chests, and maybe even some in-law drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

BlockParty Minecraft Server

4-day work week, blockparty, employee satisfaction, flexible schedule, job satisfaction, Minecraft, opinion, productivity, Server, Time management, work culture, work efficiency, work flexibility, work hours, work productivity, work schedule, work week length, work-life balance, work-life benefits, work-life harmony, work-life integration, work-life quality, work-life wellbeing

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4046
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Zombie Dances:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Emeralds Found:	8515
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Are you tired of spending all your time in the real world working a boring 9-5 job? Well, come join our Minecraft server where every week is a 4-day work week! That’s right, spend your days mining diamonds and building epic structures instead of sitting in a stuffy office. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you rare items for their favorite snacks. So why wait? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

Respawned Loot Drama

belongings, belongings dispute, belongings distribution, belongings ownership, belongings recovery, death, Drama, Estate, Inheritance, Legal, legal process, legal rights, Loot, missing persons, mistaken identity, ownership, personal effects, possessions, Probate, Property, Respawned, survivorship

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3300
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Buildings Constructed:	23	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will blow your mind.

Once upon a time, a player on our server was declared dead after a tragic creeper explosion. Their items were scattered and looted by other players, thinking they were gone for good. But lo and behold, the player miraculously respawned and came back to reclaim their belongings. And you know what we did? We threw a massive in-game party to celebrate their resurrection and gave them DOUBLE the amount of items they lost! That’s right, only on our server can you die and come back to even better loot than before.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the impossible is possible and the absurd is encouraged, then join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected twists await you in this wacky world. See you there!

BlackSeaSubs Minecraft Server

Black sea, BlackSeaSubs, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, Naval, naval warfare, Patrolling, russia, SECURITY, Server, submarine warfare, Submarines, surface fleet, Tensions, Ukraine, WALLOPED

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2925
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

LOL U WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT MORE ACTION THAN RUSSIA PATROLLING THE BLACK SEA WITH SUBMARINES! OUR SURFACE FLEET GOT WOLLOPED TOO, BUT WE JUST BUILT A NEW ONE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA SURVIVE THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURES IN ALL OF MINECRAFT! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE! DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW OR REGRET IT FOREVER!

HostageHavocCraft

Abuse, Beaten, Captivity, captivity experience, Doctor, Emotional support, HostageHavocCraft, hostages, medical care, mental health support, physical injuries, psychological damage, Recovery, rescue, rescue mission, rescued hostages, survivor stories, Trauma, trauma therapy, Treatment, violence

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9793
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	215	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where the players are, like, hostages who got rescued but then got beaten up almost every day, but in a fun way, you know? It’s like a wild survival challenge where you gotta fight off evil mobs and crazy players who wanna take you down. But don’t worry, there’s a doctor in the game who will, like, heal you up and stuff. It’s, like, a total rollercoaster of emotions and action-packed adventures. Join now and see if you can survive the madness!

SubwayCraft: Girth Matters!

advertising, customer service, eat fresh, fast food, Food Industry, footlong, fresh ingredients, girth, length, Marketing, matters.., meal deal, menu, Restaurant, sandwich, sandwich chain, six inch, sub of the day, sub sandwich, SUBS, Subway, SubwayCraft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9551
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	59	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

so, like, u know how subway talks about the length of their subs, but never the girth for some reason? well, this minecraft server is like the girth of a subway sub – THICC and JUICY. come join us for some EPIC adventures and CRAZY builds. we’ve got pigs that can fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and creepers that do the cha-cha. seriously, it’s a wild ride. plus, our community is as welcoming as a warm hug from a fluffy llama. so, what are u waiting for? come join us and experience the girth of minecraft like never before.

LithiumLoot: Frackin’ & Seawater Fun!

dilute liquids, discovery, Engineers, engineers discovery, environmentally-friendly, environmentally-friendly extraction, flowback, Frackin, fracking, fracking extraction, Fun, groundwater, groundwater extraction, ideal size, iron phosphate, Lithium, lithium extraction, LithiumLoot, Olivine, particle size, Seawater, seawater extraction, selective extraction

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1822
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Endless Night Skies:	4	Void Gems Collected:	30
Secret Passages Found:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mines Excavated:	4481
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we extract lithium from seawater like it’s nbd. we got engineers who discovered the perfect particle size for extracting that sweet sweet lithium. forget about mining for diamonds, come mine for lithium and save the environment while you’re at it. who needs frackin’ when you can join us and extract lithium from flowback like a boss. join now and be part of the most eco-friendly server in the minecraft universe.