shoppinghauls – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

TrendyWord Minecraft SMP

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Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cookies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a pack of wild wolves dressed in tuxedos, ready to protect you from any pesky griefers or hackers. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at high noon. It’s like the Wild West, but with pixelated swords and potions.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty lit. So come join us and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always bring a pickaxe to a sword fight.

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SuperCraftSundayFunday

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Who needs the Super Bowl when you can join our Minecraft server and watch epic battles between players dressed as giant chickens and flying pigs? Forget about touchdowns, come score some diamonds and build a castle that would make Tom Brady jealous. Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and zombies are the backup dancers. So ditch the football and come join the real action on our server!

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GazaCraft Minecraft Server

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so like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server where trump is like, totally committed to US ownership of gaza? i mean, who knew he was into minecraft, right? but like, he’s all about building walls and stuff in the game, just like in real life.

come join our server for some wild and wacky adventures! we have a special area where you can build your own wall and claim it as your own territory. trump himself might even come and visit your wall, who knows?

we also have a mini-game where you can play as trump and try to negotiate with other players to buy their land. it’s like monopoly, but with blocks!

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as the real world, come join us! who knows what other surprises await you in our wacky world of minecraft madness!

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CraftyTariffLand

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so, like, u know what’s better than tariffs? joining our amaze minecraft server, duh! we got more fun than a llama in a minecart, i swear. like, u can build the most epic castles and battle dragons and stuff. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. and the best part? all players get a free enchanted diamond sword just for joining. so come on over and join the fun, before the creepers blow it all up, lol!

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Welcome to the server of the player Testgh server minecraft

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There are no rules

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VanillaEvolved

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VanillaEvolved Minecraft Server

Server Information:

IP	us.vanillaevolved.net
Discord	Join our Discord
Planet Minecraft	Server Page

Looking for players on our seasonal or noreset maps! Seasonal will reset every 6 months and Noreset never resets.

Check out our website for a in depth guide: VanillaEvolved Website

Why Choose VanillaEvolved?

We offer the vanilla Minecraft experience with not many unnecessary things added
Java/Bedrock cross-play
Cool in-game stats viewable on a website
Semi-anarchy gameplay
Friendly community
Unique in-game rank for completing every advancement
Freedom to do whatever you want as long as no rules are broken

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How often does the seasonal map reset?	The seasonal map resets every 6 months.
Can I switch between seasonal and noreset servers?	Yes, you can switch servers using the command /server seasonal or /server noreset.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed in certain areas within the server.
Are there any rules on VanillaEvolved?	The main rule is to not break any rules of the server, other than that, you have the freedom to play as you wish.
How can I get a unique in-game rank?	You can get a unique in-game rank by completing every advancement available in the game.

Eternal Quests 1.20.5

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Yo, bro, if you wanna escape the harsh reality of never being a woman, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got virtual femininity and grace for days, man!

You can build yourself a virtual castle fit for a queen and slay virtual dragons like the bad-ass warrior you are!

Forget about being a woman in real life, on this server, you can be whoever the heck you wanna be! So come join us and let your inner queen shine!

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CraftyWifeDrama

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s girls’ night out? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this story.

Imagine logging in and discovering secret hotel rooms, mysterious guys’ names, and unexpected couple hangouts. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you on your toes?

Don’t be left out like this poor husband – join our server now for a thrilling adventure that will have you questioning everything. Who knows what secrets and surprises await you in our virtual world? It’s a ride you won’t want to miss!

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HealthyLoveMinecraftSMP

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Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of being in a boring relationship? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can escape the drama of real life and dive headfirst into a world of blocky adventures!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds with your bros when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows you all to smithereens! But don’t worry, because in our SMP, death is just a minor inconvenience. You’ll respawn with all your gear intact and ready to take on the next challenge!

And let me tell you about the community on our server. We’ve got players from all over the world, each with their own unique personalities and playstyles. From the hardcore PvPers to the chill builders, there’s never a dull moment when you’re hanging out with us.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of virtual relationships that will make you forget all about the real world. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with cake and memes – what more could you ask for? Let’s get this bread, gamers!

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CraftyCravings – Because who can resist mining for diamonds and building epic structures all day?

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Do you enjoy spending hours on end building pixelated structures and fighting off creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP!

Our server is home to the most epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot, guarded by a pack of zombie pigs riding on chickens.

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden village populated entirely by talking cows who will give you quests to complete in exchange for enchanted items. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other, come join our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT traps we’ve set up)!

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