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CraftyCallz

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Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, on this server, the phone call icon is gonna be the “you 3D printed the save icon” of the next generation. I know, crazy right? But that’s not all!

When you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the magical land of pixelated wonders. You’ll ride on rainbow-colored pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even be able to turn yourself into a block of cheese (yes, you heard me right, CHEESE).

But wait, there’s more! If you manage to find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly sea turtle named Terry. And trust me, Terry knows how to party.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, pants-wetting adventure of your life! Don’t miss out, bro, this is gonna be LEGENDARY!

PixelatedSuicidePrevention

anxiety, behavioral predictors, biological predictors, brain health, childhood experiences, contributing factors, depression, emotional health, findings, Grey Matter, mental health, neuroticism, PixelatedSuicidePrevention, Psychological Factors, research, risk factors, scientists, study, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, white blood cells

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Yo, join this epic Minecraft server where we have scientists investigating crazy stuff like elevated white blood cells and reduced grey matter in the brain! We got neuroticism and childhood experiences up in here, making it the wildest server in the game! Plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on creepers and zombies – you won’t find that anywhere else! So come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

CoomCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, Awareness, Blessing, clean, coom, CoomCraft, CURSE, discipline, Fapping, habits, health, jerking off, knowledge, mental health, Minecraft, opiates, personal hygiene, Recovery, reek, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, Server, smell

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Welcome to the most bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret that changed their life forever. They learned that if they didn’t jerk off, they wouldn’t smell like coom. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is not only a place to build and explore, but it’s also a place of enlightenment and personal hygiene tips. So come join us and avoid the curse of the coom smell!

CraftyCraic Minecraft Server

Comrade, CraftyCraic, Minecraft, RBMK, Server, six years ago, yes

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Are you tired of mundane Minecraft servers that bore you to tears? Well, fear not, my friend, for our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boredom! Join us on a wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing pigs appears out of nowhere and starts throwing emeralds at you. Why, you ask? Because on our server, pigs are the ultimate party animals and they love to make it rain with precious gems!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary RBMK reactor, which may or may not have caused a few… incidents in the past. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with radioactive materials involved!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let the chaos begin! Just remember to watch out for those dancing pigs – they can be quite the pranksters.

VacayVibes Minecraft Server

anger management, Boundaries, Communication, coworker dynamics, Decision making, double standards, emotional maturity, feeling left out, Jealousy, long distance, meeting new people, Minecraft, relationship issues, self development, Server, sharing a room, social situations, Support, Trust, vacation, VacayVibes, work trip

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as intense as a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s boyfriend and his coworkers.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while navigating through relationship drama that puts reality TV shows to shame. Will you choose to share a double room with your partner’s coworker to save money, or will you stand your ground and build your own empire of blocks?

Don’t worry about causing a scene or feeling left out, because on our server, everyone is a star of their own crazy story. Whether you’re backpacking through Central America or planning a road trip from LV to LA, there’s never a dull moment in our Minecraft world.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild, because on this server, the only limit is your own creativity (and maybe a jealous partner or two). Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a creeper and a skeleton!

NoGriefingPls

bike accident, bystander effect, Community, cultural expectations, cultural identity, DRIVE, family, family dynamics, Grandma Mary, Guilt, guilt vs. responsibility, Help, Iñupiat town, NoGriefingPls, nurse practitioner, racism, remote work, Reset, small town drama, social pressure

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of tiny Iñupiat towns and embark on wild adventures with your virtual family!

Join us for a server full of excitement and chaos, just like the small crowd of people on the side of the road in the story above. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in while exploring our world?

With our server, you can roll around town in a virtual car, help injured players who have fallen off their virtual bikes, and even have your own Grammary to tend to your virtual wounds. And don’t worry, there are plenty of virtual security guards to keep the peace, even if they call you a stuck-up virtual bitch.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the thrill of virtual adventures, where you can be the hero or the villain, all while avoiding the drama of real life. Plus, there are no accusations of racism here – unless you count the virtual mobs coming after you!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

dad advice, dad anecdotes, dad humor, dad jokes, dad knowledge, dad lore, dad memories, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad stories, dad tales, dad wisdom, DadCraft, family traditions, father figure, Fatherhood, fatherly advice, fatherly teachings, fatherly wisdom, Minecraft, parenting, Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on your pixelated walls? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where the dads are not just legends, they are the stuff of Minecraft myths.

Picture this: a server where the dads are so skilled at building, they can create entire cities in the blink of an eye. Rumor has it that one dad even built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just for fun. And that’s not all – these dads are also master fighters, taking on creepers and zombies with nothing but a wooden sword and a smile.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot, secret passageways that lead to enchanted realms, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Dad Cave, where all the dads gather to swap stories and share tips on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server and become part of the dad lore that will go down in history as the most epic adventure ever told. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyLoveConnection

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Are you tired of boring first dates that involve awkward small talk and uncomfortable silences? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to spice up your love life! Imagine going on a virtual date with your crush, building a giant heart-shaped castle together, and riding off into the sunset on a virtual unicorn. Who needs dinner and a movie when you can have a romantic adventure in the world of blocks and pixels? Join our server now and let the love (and creepers) fly!

MoscowCraft: Jailed TV Host’s Escape – Minecraft Server

Absentia, arrest, Blogger, Escape, extradition, freedom of speech, Hosts, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, jailed, Jails, justice system, Kremlin, legal proceedings, media censorship, Minecraft, Moscow, MoscowCraft, opposition, Political, Popular, russia, Server, trial, TV host, UKRAINIAN

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so, like, this server is like, totally lit, like lit like a bonfire in the middle of a forest, ya know? we got this ukrainian tv host and blogger who got jailed in moscow, but like, in absentia, whatever that means. but don’t worry, we won’t jail you in absentia, we’ll just give you a virtual cookie and a pat on the back for joining our server.

we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant chicken made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. and our community is like, super friendly and welcoming, unless you mess with their virtual crops, then all bets are off.

join us now and experience the madness for yourself, because who needs reality when you can have a virtual world where anything is possible, even getting jailed in absentia.

SynagogueCraft: No Future in France

anti-semitism, Community, Crisis, diaspora, Europe, extremism, France, Future, Grand Synagogue, Identity, integration, Jewish, Jews, Migration, Paris, Rabbi, Religion, SECURITY, society, SynagogueCraft, Terrorism

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lol come join our minecraft server where we have more future for jews than paris grand synagogue rabbi thinks! we got diamond yarmulkes, kosher creepers, and a secret underground matzah factory. forget france, come build your jewish empire with us! plus, our synagogue is made entirely of emerald blocks because we fancy like that. join now before the rabbi finds out and tries to shut us down!

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mines Excavated:	1742
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	640	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Dimension Hops:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Divine Spears Created:	26
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Zombie Dances:	9
Towns Built:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Mines Excavated:	3385	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	355341	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Star Shards Collected:	284
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	4596

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Void Armor Forged:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

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