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Michi’s Mom on Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2958
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Villages Defended:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Welcome to the most purrfect Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Our server is home to the most hilarious and quirky cat named Michi, who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Trust us, your 12-year-old knows what’s up – Michi is the real star of the show here!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves, a skydiving competition with Endermen as your partners, and a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden carrot (because why not?).

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, Michi the cat with the funny face. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

Imagining Minecraft SMP Sex

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1083
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing getting blacked is the obsidian in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! We’ve got more drama than a creeper explosion and more laughs than a pig riding a minecart.

Forget about real-life relationships, because on our server, the only thing getting “blacked” is the coal in your furnace. Whitebois, unite and join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build some epic structures, mine for diamonds, and have a blast together. Who needs real-life when you’ve got a handpussy and a whole server of crazy players to hang out with? Let’s goooo!

DayZ pvp server Minecraft

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3854
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Emeralds Found:	5616
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7527	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	496706	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Votes:	9121

The owner of the “DayZ pvp” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Cellular Androids Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4890
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Gods Slained:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Picture this: a Minecraft server where Dabura from Dragon Ball Z shows up instead of the Androids and Cell. Can you imagine the chaos that would ensue? Join our server to find out how the gang would deal with this devilish villain in the world of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also ride pigs into battle against creepers, build giant statues of your favorite anime characters, and even participate in epic dance battles with Endermen.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft history! Who knows, you might even become best friends with Dabura himself (just don’t let him turn you into stone).

I Trolled Today in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9802
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Love Letters Sent:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Mines Excavated:	2219	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos and have a blast with fellow gamers? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as wild and wacky as you are. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mob – the Disco llamacorn! Legend has it that if you can tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and valuable that it’s said to poop out diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of a few jealous thieves).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft! Remember, diamonds may be forever, but the memories you make on our server will last a lifetime.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	248
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magic Items Found:	3939
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy events and challenges that will make MrBeast himself jealous. We’ve got diamond giveaways that will make your head spin and build battles that will leave you in stitches.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance on our server every full moon, ready to challenge players to a dance-off for rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that poops out emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most epic Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

chomp Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4954
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	392
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the creepers are friendly, the pigs can fly, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Ender Dragon, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Chicken Jockey Circus, where tiny chickens ride on the backs of speedy baby zombies in a thrilling race around the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for adventure! chomp munch slurp

Cashier Flirts Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6263
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	64	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of getting hit on at the cashier in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only flirting you’ll experience is with our adorable pixelated animals! No more awkward encounters while trying to buy groceries, just pure gaming fun!

Join our server and become a cashier in a virtual world where you can flirt with all the cute players without any repercussions! Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend or boyfriend who will never leave you for a better server?

So come on over and leave those awkward encounters behind. Join our Minecraft server today and start a new chapter of your life where the only inappropriate moves are the ones you make with your blocky character!

Pixelated Pocket Monsters Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6202
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Emeralds Found:	9200
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	11

Are you tired of the Sun and Moon constantly ruining your Minecraft vibe? Do you wish you could play in eternal darkness without those pesky celestial bodies getting in your way? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We have banned the Sun and Moon from our server, so you can play in perpetual darkness and never have to worry about pesky daylight again. Join us and experience the thrill of mining and building without ever seeing the light of day! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into the legendary Minecraft myth. Join now for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience!

No Nsfw Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2680
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and vanilla? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? We’ve got you covered. How about a dance party with creepers? It’s all possible on our server.

But that’s not all! We have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen, where players compete to create the most outrageous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s no limit to what you can create.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

More and More Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9730
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Enchantments Applied:	142	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a twisted version of reality where women are the ones taking charge! That’s right, you’ll see women mowing the lawn, changing the oil in cars, and even drilling out and screwing on outdoor night lights while their husbands pass them screws like it’s nobody’s business.

Join us for a wild ride where gender roles are flipped upside down and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wacky server? So come on in and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other. Just remember, on this server, anything goes!