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Crafty Dilemma: Buy Both Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7244
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Votes:	8748
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Emeralds Found:	3390	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Animals Bred:	74	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our pixelated wonderland. Want to ride a rollercoaster made entirely of diamond blocks? We’ve got it! How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with enchanted swords? Yep, we’ve got that too!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who will grant you wishes in exchange for golden potatoes. Need a flying pig as a pet? Done. Want a house made entirely of TNT? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why settle for the same old boring Minecraft experience when you can join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and pure insanity? Come on, what are you waiting for? The llamas are waiting to show you the way!

MemeCraft – LOLZ Only

Alicja Da Lontano, Biscotti, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave Group, Butterfly Dance, Crystalis Abi Kadabura, Dr. NOVA(e), globie, Hu and Reina’s covers, Hyouma Kohaku, Ibuki Bjorn, Kiri Kilovolt, Komiyama Ambros, Kumanui Miel, lolz, Lunalia Alias Anono, maid themed streams, Memecraft, MIEL, Moe Moe Mirai, Mono Monet, Obari Luca, Petalight Kou Mariya, Petalight’s 6 month anniversary art, Pippa Pebblesworth, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Sarugaku Leon Jr., Serina Maiko, Taring Hu, US branch, V4Mirai, Vance Van Creed, Vilhelm Vanderbos, VSPO EN, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2631
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your Bill, Sir? Look no further than this server where the talents of V4Mirai will blow your mind! Gen 1 Crystalis Abi Kadabura will rock your world with her streams, while Serina Maiko will have you laughing so hard your creeper explodes! And don’t even get me started on Gen 2 – Petalight Kou Mariya’s streams are so lit, they’ll make you feel like you’re in the Nether! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where maid-themed streams are a regular occurrence? It’s like playing Minecraft in a virtual cafe – so fancy! And if that’s not enough, the Brave EN groups will have you rolling on the floor laughing with their crazy antics. So join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other – trust us, you won’t regret it!

GrumpyCraft: Where People Aren’t Happy That I’m Here But Still Play Anyway

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6272
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Villages Defended:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where people are just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to challenge a dragon to a dance-off, ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens, or participate in our weekly “Build a Toilet” competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted plunger!

But beware, our community is not for the faint of heart. We have a strict “no boring builds” policy and if your house doesn’t have at least three secret trapdoors and a rollercoaster inside, you might as well pack your bags and go back to playing with blocks in single player.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world that you’re not just another basic Minecraft player – you’re a legend in the making! And if anyone tries to mess with you, just remember our motto: “people aren’t happy that I’m here…got something to say, bitch ass mother fucker?”

THE LUCRAFT SERVER ALIMERCRAFT

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Emeralds Found:	2641
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	1605	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

THE LUCRAFT SERVERAlimer CraftIP: alimer.godlike.clubCURSE FORGE MODPACKS:MODS:Lucraft, Speedsterheroes, HeroesExpansion, The Fifth World, PymTech, AlimerCraft, Quark, Immersive Engineering, Endgame, and othersADDONPACKS:Lantern Corp, Ben 10, MaxHeroes, SpeedsterAddonPacks, Danny, DFIronMan, DFHeroes, MightiestHeroes, NotEnoughHeroes, Manhattan, and others.MODPACKS:https://legacy.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-lucraft-alimercraft-modpacks

DISCORD – discord.gg/YcebyZ5Nze

THE MOD PACK CAN ALSO BE DOWNLOADED ON THE DISCORD SERVER.

alimer.godlike.club

The Barnyard! Where cows code, pigs play, and sheep take selfies on Modded SMP – Apply for the VIP Grass Pass today!

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7037
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	The Barnyard
Description	A cute, cozy farming SMP with genetic animals and bi-weekly auctions!
Main Mods	Genetic Animals Realistic Horse Genetics Alex’s Mobs Get in the Bucket Farmer’s Delight Tinker’s Construct
Whitelist	Yes, whitelist server. Join Discord and fill out whitelisting form.
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord and fill out the whitelisting form to be allowed on the server.
What are the main mods featured?	Main mods include Genetic Animals, Realistic Horse Genetics, Alex’s Mobs, Get in the Bucket, Farmer’s Delight, Tinker’s Construct, and more.
Are there any rules to follow?	Yes, please make sure to read our rules before joining the server.
What is the gameplay like?	Enjoy cozy farming gameplay with genetic animals and bi-weekly auctions.

Blocky Deathmatch

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8004
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Farms Harvested:	910
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Animals Bred:	35
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	1538
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the ladders have a mind of their own! Our ladders are so advanced, they require a secret handshake to climb down. Don’t worry, once you figure it out, you’ll feel like a ladder-climbing champion!

Join our server for the ultimate challenge of navigating through our quirky world filled with magical ladders, mischievous mobs, and hidden treasures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a ladder that leads to a secret underground disco party!

So if you’re ready to test your ladder-climbing skills and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now! Just remember, the ladders are watching…and they’re not afraid to play tricks on you!

Snooty Stressbusters: Minecraft Madness on Thursdays!

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	961
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7726
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for the chance to hug a gator in-game! That’s right, I Wani Hug That Gator is just one of the crazy adventures you can embark on in our world. And if that’s not enough, how about playing Snoot Game where you can experience the thrill of a lifetime?

But wait, there’s more! Our server comes with an epic OST that will have you grooving while you build your empire. And don’t forget about our Fang board playlists that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And if you’re into mods, we’ve got you covered with a modding guide that will blow your mind. Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before with our insane collection of mods that will take your gameplay to the next level.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe your girl will even help you relax in ways you never thought possible.

Block Party

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3838
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1536	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Are you tired of boring old political parties? Want something more exciting and chaotic? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where the communist parties are throwing epic dance parties and the National Socialist parties are trying to organize a bake sale.

On our server, you can witness the communist parties building giant statues of Karl Marx out of diamond blocks while the National Socialist parties are busy arguing over who gets to be the leader of their faction.

But that’s not all! Join us for epic battles where the communist parties fight with pickaxes and the National Socialist parties try to defend their territory with… well, not much.

So why settle for boring political parties when you can join the madness on our Minecraft server? Come join us today and experience the craziest political showdown you’ve ever seen!

Jungle Bitchcraft: Where LOLs and Creepers Collide

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9889
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the jungle is our playground and the creepers are our besties! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime, filled with banana-loving zombies, sassy parrots, and a secret underground lair where the llamas throw the wildest parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret treasure hunt where players can search for the elusive Diamond Unicorn, whose magical horn can grant wishes and turn any block into a sparkly rainbow explosion.

So come on down to our jungle paradise and join the fun! Just watch out for the sneaky ocelots and the mischievous pandas, because you never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next. It’s a jungle out there, but it’s a jungle worth exploring!

Survivor’s SMP: Where creepers are scarier than Pythagoras’s theorem!

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4555
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mines Excavated:	1597
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Animals Bred:	35	Void Armor Forged:	11

Survivors SMP Server Overview:

Features	Description
No Money system	Focus on gameplay without currency
Active Community	Supportive and friendly community
Add-ons and Plugins	Enhanced gameplay with fun plugins
Compatibility	Available on both Bedrock and Java editions
Active Staff Team	Helpful staff members to assist players
Active Discord	Engage with the community on Discord
Claim Protections	Keep your builds safe with claim protections

Survivors SMP Server FAQ:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join through the Discord link provided here. No application required.

Q: Are there any specific server rules?

A: The rules are outlined in the Discord server. Be respectful and follow the guidelines set by the staff.

Q: Can I play on both Bedrock and Java editions?

A: Yes, the server is compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions.

Q: What kind of plugins are available on the server?

A: The server has survival plugins to enhance gameplay, including fast decay trees, auto crafters, and vaults.

Q: Is there a way to protect my builds?

A: Yes, claim protections are available to keep your builds safe.

Star Honkai: Rail LOLz

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6129
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with excitement and chaos!

Imagine a world where you can ride on dragons, battle evil unicorns, and build a house made entirely out of candy! On our server, the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive character banners like Robin, Topaz, and Hanya that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, redeemable codes for epic loot that will make your friends green with envy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.