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ShopLootinSteve – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3949
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Crops Grown:	4660
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	376
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you steal is someone’s diamonds when they’re not looking? Well, look no further because our server is all about the thrill of shoplifting! Join us and show off your sticky fingers as you swipe all the best loot from our virtual shops. But be careful, because our admins are expert detectives and they will catch you faster than you can say “sticky piston”. So come on down to our server and let’s see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate master thief in Minecraft!

NoSmokeNoFunCraft

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2076
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	586	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s lit AF? Well, look no further! Our server is so fire, even the smoke alarms can’t handle it! Join us for some smokin’ hot gameplay and crazy adventures.

We promise a smoking good time, just like when your partner sets off the smoke alarms in your dad’s house. But don’t worry, on our server, the only thing that’ll be lit is the fun!

So come on over and join us for a blaze of a time. Just make sure to keep the smoke alarms off, unless you want to start a fight with the admins!

PizzaRuinerMC SMP

bad sauce, bad service, burnt crust, cold pizza, delivery mishaps, disappointing meal, food poisoning, incorrect order, overcooked, PizzaRuinerMC, poor quality, ruined dinner, ruined pizza, smp, soggy crust, stale ingredients, too little cheese, too much cheese, toppings, undercooked, wrong temperature, wrong toppings

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5353
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret pizza cult hidden deep within our world where players must sacrifice their least favorite toppings to the Pizza God in order to gain special powers. But beware, if you ruin a pizza in-game, the Pizza God will curse you with never-ending pineapple toppings on all your future pizzas! It’s a cheesy adventure like no other, so come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the world of pizza madness!

MineCraftFiredFast – “Gone in 60 Seconds”

Colleague, company policy, dismissal, employment, FIRED, HR, Incompetence, job loss, job performance, job probation, Job Termination, MineCraftFiredFast, misconduct, new hire, probation period., quick dismissal, quick turnaround, Seconds, Termination, termination process, termination reasons, Workplace

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9851
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Villages Defended:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Have you ever seen someone get fired faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, on our Minecraft server, we hold the record for the fastest firing ever! One guy thought he could build a house out of dirt blocks and call it a mansion – needless to say, he was out of here quicker than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Join our server for a chance to witness some epic fails and maybe even set a new record for the fastest firing!

CannabisCraft Minecraft Server

2024.., agriculture, Authorization, cannabis cultivation, cannabis industry, cannabis legalization, CannabisCraft, economic boost, export potential, Farmers, farming community, government approval, job creation, legalization, market demand, Minecraft, morocco, North Africa, regulatory framework, rural development, Server, sustainable practices, traditional crops

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9661
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Void Gems Collected:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where you can grow your own virtual cannabis farm like those farmers in Morocco! Get those virtual green thumbs ready, cuz in 2024, we’re giving out authorization for all players to cultivate their own cannabis crops.

Join our server and become the ultimate weed farmer, trading your crops with other players for virtual riches. Who needs diamonds when you can have a field full of sticky icky buds, amirite?

So come on down to our server and get ready to blaze it up in Minecraft like never before. It’s gonna be lit, literally. Join now and let’s get farming, baby! 🌿🔥 #420minecraftdreams

UkrainianAirHobble

air defenses, Conflict, defense budget, defense industry, defense systems, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, UkrainianAirHobble, War

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7656
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Emeralds Found:	7197
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

so, like, you know how russia is all big and bad and stuff? well, on this server, ukraine is like the ultimate troll and is totally owning russia’s air defenses. it’s like watching a cat play with a mouse, but in minecraft. join this server to witness the epic battle between ukraine and russia, and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew minecraft could be so intense and political? come join the chaos and see who comes out on top in this crazy virtual world!

BeeScentsGoneWild

antennal responses, BEES, BeeScentsGoneWild, Biodiversity, chemical communication, climate change, colonies, Decline, ecological disruption, ecosystem, environmental impact, floral scents, global warming, heatwaves, insect behavior, insect populations, Plants, pollination, Pollinators, populations, Temperature

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	868
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Votes:	6382
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ IT’S SO HOT (+40º) THAT EVEN THE BEES CAN’T SMELL THE FLOWERS ANYMORE! THEY’RE TOO BUSY SWEATING AND FORGETTING HOW TO TALK TO PLANTS! COME HELP SAVE THE BEES AND STOP THIS CRAZY HEATWAVE MADNESS! PLAY NOW BEFORE THE FLOWERS START TALKING BACK TO US!

NOT Skyblock Server With NO Payouts or ANY hype pvp pve skyblock DO NOT JOIN

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7998
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	206	Alien Abductions:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Welcome to MaceMC!
New Bedrock and Java server releasing September 1st!
Versions 1.8 – 1.21

Events: Participate in events and win amazing rewards!
Bosses: Team up with others to fight powerful bosses!
PvP/KOTH: Fight against others to win King of The Hill!
Mining: Explore and mine valuable resources to upgrade your island!
Farming: Cultivate your crops and become the top farmer on the server!
Payouts: Compete for top spots and earn real-world money!

Releasing September 1st @ 8pm EST

Server IP: macemc.org

Bedrock Port: 25583

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/QCxJJKuyVF

FAQ

Question	Answer
When is the server releasing?	The server will be releasing on September 1st at 8pm EST.
What versions of Minecraft are supported?	Versions 1.8 to 1.21 are supported on the server.
What can players do on the server?	Players can participate in events, team up to fight bosses, engage in PvP/KOTH battles, mine resources, cultivate crops, and compete for payouts.
Is there a Discord server for MaceMC?	Yes, you can join the Discord server using the invite link provided.

ThomYorke’sMCServer

2021 releases, albums, Alternative, appreciation, Blessing, creativity, electronic, EXPERIMENTAL, Gratitude, Innovative, inspiration, Music, musical genius., new music, prolific artist, Radiohead, solo artist, talented musician, thank you, Thom Yorke, ThomYorkesMCServer

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4164
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4190

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old songs playing on repeat? Well, fear not, because our server has been personally blessed by Thom Yorke himself! That’s right, the lead singer of Radiohead has graced us with not one, not two, but THREE new albums this year, and they’re all exclusively available for your listening pleasure while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Thom Yorke himself will occasionally log on to the server to play with fans and drop exclusive in-game items that you won’t find anywhere else. Imagine stumbling upon a rare diamond block that Thom Yorke himself placed just for you! It’s like winning the lottery, but with more creepers.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be hanging out with Thom Yorke and jamming out to his latest tunes while you build your dream world in Minecraft? Join us now and experience the magic for yourself!

GleipnirGang Minecraft SMP – Chapter 25 “Stalling for Diamonds”

amoral heroine, brute strength, chapter, chapter 1, chapter 10, Chapter 10.5, Chapter 11, Chapter 12, Chapter 13, Chapter 14, Chapter 15, chapter 16, chapter 17, Chapter 19, chapter 2, chapter 20, chapter 21, chapter 22, Chapter 23, Chapter 24, chapter 25, chapter 3, chapter 4, chapter 5, chapter 6, Chapter 7, Chapter 8, chapter 9, Chapter.18, Claire Aoki, Daily Gleipnir, depression, diamonds, Empathy, FRANKENSTEIN, GleipnirGang, great purge, human morals, insufferable, Manga, Minecraft, Monster, Protagonist, Sadistic, secret, self hate, sense of smell, Shuichi Kagaya, smp, stalling, stalling for time, Twisted, Vampire

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3488
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as twisted as the relationship between Shuichi and Claire? Look no further! Join our server where you can unleash your inner monster and wreak havoc with your fluffy paws and abnormally strong sense of smell. Just like Shuichi, you’ll be facing off against sadistic players like Claire who will stop at nothing to uncover your secrets and hold them over your head. Will you hold onto your human morals or embrace the darkness within? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate battle of monsters and humans in a world where anything is possible! Just like the chapters in this manga, each day on our server brings new surprises and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join today!

SisCraft: No Favors for Little Sis

book series, dad, Disappointed, early copies, Favor, Favors, Girlfriend, Happy, Industry, MONEY, Promise, published, publishing company, Request, Risk, Sis, SisCraft, sister, Trouble, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unethical, Volumes

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7922
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as a 28-volume book series? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring 26 amazing worlds, with 2 more on the way!

Need early access to the next volumes of the book series? Don’t worry, our server has connections to the publishing industry! Just ask our admin, who just so happens to be the dad of one of our players, and you might get early copies of the next volumes. Disclaimer: We can’t guarantee it, but hey, it’s worth a shot, right?

So come on down to our server, where the adventures are endless and the drama is real. Just like trying to get early copies of a book series, you never know what might happen next!