Shopkeeper Edition Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NeanderthalSwapCraft

ANCESTORS, ancient humans, denisovan, Dna, Evolution, genetic analysis, genetic data, genetic discoveries, genetic diversity, genetic exchange, genetic findings, genetic relationships, genetic research, genetic sequencing, genetic study, history of contact, human evolution, Neanderthals, NeanderthalSwapCraft, Princeton geneticists

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/700	Votes:	6962
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9284	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Yo, u gotta check out dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got a history of contact like u wouldn’t believe! Our geneticists be rewriting the narrative of Neanderthals and other ancient humans, like it’s a soap opera or somethin’.

We got DNA from 3 Neanderthals and 1 Denisovan, showin’ that from the time our ancestors evolved like 250,000 years ago, until the Neanderthals disappeared, they were straight up swappin’ DNA like it’s a hot potato.

Join our server and become part of this wild genetic experiment, where you can trade DNA with other players and create your own unique species of Minecraft creatures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species of block-headed humanoids that will take over the Minecraft world! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to rewrite history in the wackiest way possible.

Phoxis Manor of Misfit Minions and Magical Madness – Now with Phoxis-nality! Join Today!

alliances, Boss Battles, claiming builds, Connected, discord server, Elysium, exotic world, Grief Prevention, Hide and seek, Immersive, Join, madness, MAGICAL, Manor, Minions, Misfit, multiple dimensions, mythical crafting recipes, Nether dimensions, Phoxis, Phoxisnality, Resource World, safe haven, smp, spicing up, Today, Vanilla, Wars

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/900	Votes:	3705
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Magic Items Found:	6419	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Server Name	Phoxis
Server Type	Minecraft
Version	1.20.2
IP Address	phoxis.mcraft.pro
Discord	https://discord.gg/4ksMbNC

Overview:

Phoxis is a small and active Minecraft server with a close-knit community. Featuring custom plugins, races, custom items, custom mobs, and events, we strive to enhance the vanilla Minecraft experience for our players.

FAQ:

What is Phoxis?

Phoxis is a small and active Minecraft server with a close-knit community. We strive to enhance the vanilla Minecraft experience through the use of custom plugins, races, custom items, and events.

How are we different from other Minecraft Servers?

Phoxis offers unique features like races plugin, towny plugin, custom mobs, and custom bosses to provide a customized experience for players. We also host weekly events and have various dimensions for exploration.

What races are available on Phoxis?

Players can choose from a variety of races like Vampires, Lycanthropes, Angels, Demons, and more. Each race comes with its own set of perks and abilities, providing a unique gameplay experience.

What plugins does Phoxis use?

Some of the main plugins on Phoxis include economy, Towny, multiple dimensions, and custom plugins for races, mobs, and bosses. Players are encouraged to join the Discord server for more information on plugins.

What type of events does Phoxis host?

Phoxis hosts events like Hide-and-Seek, Boss Battles, and monthly “The End Fight” where players can win prizes and special rewards. These events add excitement and variety to the gameplay experience.

How can I join Phoxis?

To join Phoxis, simply connect to the server using the provided IP address and join the Discord server to interact with the community and stay updated on events and announcements.

Have more questions?

Feel free to ask any additional questions on our Discord server or in-game. Our community and staff are always available to help and provide assistance.

FlavorCraft Minecraft Server

brief, buzzworthy, ephemeral, Fashionable, flash in the pan, flavor of the month, FlavorCraft, fleeting, here one day gone the next, here today gone tomorrow, Hot Topic, in vogue, Minecraft, momentary, passing fad, Popularity, Server, short lived, short-term, temporary, transient, trend, trendy

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/600	Votes:	660
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Animals Bred:	22
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest thing since lava was added to the game!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community that is as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage. We’ve got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll never want to log off!

And if you’re wondering if we’re just a passing trend, let me assure you, we’re not just the flavor of the month(s) – we’re the whole dang ice cream parlor! So come on over and join the party, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ChubasCraft Minecraft Server

appreciation, Authenticity, chubas, ChubasCraft, Community, Connection, Empathy, genuine, Honesty, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, open communication, self love, self-acceptance, Server, sharing, Struggles, Support, transparency, Understanding, Vulnerability

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/700	Votes:	4177
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Towns Built:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Emeralds Found:	691
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing chickens who will guide you through our magical land of pixelated wonders.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, a creature so rare and elusive that only the bravest of players have ever laid eyes on it. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Blocky Yeti in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that never breaks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes like enchanted armor and weapons. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

WeddingWoes Minecraft Server

autistic, bachelorette trip, booked calendar, bridal party, busy season, career commitment, family drama, family photos, financial assistance, hurt feelings, last minute, long-term plans, memories to share, Minecraft, misread social situations, October wedding, outside perspective., Server, sister-in-law, wedding date, Wedding Photographer, WeddingWoes

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/900	Votes:	9737
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	244
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a whirlwind of emotions and unexpected twists, just like this wedding photographer’s story.

Imagine booking your spot on the server for a year, only to have someone swoop in last minute and claim it for themselves! It’s like finding diamonds only to have them stolen by a sneaky Enderman.

But don’t worry, we’ve got bachelorette trips, family photos, and friendship drama galore waiting for you. Who needs to mine for resources when you can mine for juicy gossip and emotional rollercoasters?

So come on over and experience the thrill of unexpected events and social situations that will leave you questioning everything. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – even a last-minute wedding date change that leaves you feeling like a lost sheep in a field of pigs.

PadCraft or TamponTopia

cervical cancer, feminine hygiene, menstrual care, menstrual cups, menstrual discomfort, menstrual health, menstrual hygiene, menstrual products, menstruation, PadCraft, Pads, Parental Pressure, period alternatives, period cups, period management, period products, period stigma, personal choice, sensory issues, tampons, TamponTopia, UNCOMFORTABLE

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/800	Votes:	746
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Void Armor Forged:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of dealing with pad-induced sensory overload during that time of the month? Do your parents think tampons are the devil’s work and want you to switch to pads for fear of cervical cancer? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you!

Join our server and escape the tyranny of uncomfortable period products! Build your own period cup castle and never worry about leaks again. Our virtual world is a safe space for all menstruating individuals who just want to game in peace.

So come on down to our server and say goodbye to pads and tampons forever! Your mom may not approve, but we sure do. Let’s game on, period warriors!

BlockyPenisCraft Server

anatomy, biology, BlockyPenisCraft, body image, Evolution, Function, gender, genitalia, male reproductive system, Masculinity, medical advancements, penis, redesign, reproductive organs, reproductive technology, Server, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, Shape, SIZE

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/100	Votes:	3266
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t stimulate your creative juices? Well, look no further because on our server, we’re all about pushing boundaries and thinking outside the box!

Join us if you want to explore a world where the only limit is your imagination. Build giant penises that defy gravity, create intricate mazes shaped like genitalia, and engage in epic battles with other players using nothing but phallic-shaped weapons.

We guarantee you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again after joining our server. So come on, let your wildest fantasies run wild and show us what you would change about the penis if you had the chance!

BlocktopiaJoy

at ease, blissful, BlocktopiaJoy, Calm, CENTERED, Connected, CONTENT, fulfilled, GROUNDED, Happy, in balance, in Harmony, In the Moment, Joyful, Peaceful, PRESENT, rejuvenated, Relaxed, Serene, Tranquil, uplifted

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/500	Votes:	8465
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Endless Night Skies:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Crops Grown:	9448	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the real world, searching for your purpose? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is where you’ll find true happiness and inner peace!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with magical unicorns, talking animals, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure chest rumored to contain the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player in the land?

So why wait? Join us now and discover a world where anything is possible, and where your wildest dreams come true!

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

167, 31, border law, border security, BorderBlock, changes, controversial, debate, decision, european union, finland, Government, Helsinki, immigration, law enforcement, legislation, Minecraft, national security, opposition, Parliament, Politics, Server, Votes

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/900	Votes:	8002
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Crops Grown:	2837
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	2

lol imagine if finland’s parliament was actually just a bunch of minecraft players voting on whether to change the border laws of their server. like, 167 players were like “yeah let’s build a giant wall around spawn to keep out the creepers” and only 31 were like “nah let’s keep it open so we can trade with the villagers”.

join our minecraft server where we have the most epic border laws that will make your head spin. build a wall, build a moat, build a lava pit if you want. the possibilities are endless! plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds.

come join us and be part of the most chaotic parliament in minecraft history. who knows, you might even become the president of our server and make all the crazy border law changes you want. just watch out for those pesky endermen trying to steal your votes. it’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in minecraft parliament land.

HypersonicTomahawkCraft

Defense, defense cooperation, defense systems, foreign policy, germany, hypersonics, HypersonicTomahawkCraft, international relations, long range missiles, long-range fires, Military, military deployment, military technology, missile defense, nato, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Tomahawks, transatlantic alliance, US, weapons

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/600	Votes:	5932
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have tomahawks, hypersonics, and other long-range fires ready to send to germany! why? because why not! imagine launching missiles from your base and watching them soar across the map, causing chaos and destruction wherever they land. it’s like a real-life game of war, but in minecraft! plus, germany won’t know what hit them, literally. so come join us and be a part of the most explosive server around!