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Yagoo’s Target Practice Minecraft SMP

“SHOOT YA GOO”, “SHOOT YAGOO”, accent, Communication, confusion, Conversation, dialect, dialogue, funny, humor, Interpretation, Language, linguistics, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, phonetics, Practice, pronunciation, smp, Speech, Target, Words, Yagoos

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5025
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding in your face! Ever wondered what would happen if you misheard a simple command and chaos ensued? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally starting a war over a misunderstood phrase. Who knew that saying “SHOOT YAGOO” instead of “SHOOT YA GOO” could lead to an epic battle for the ages? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy world of blocky adventures.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some hilarious misunderstandings, epic pranks, and maybe even a little bit of actual mining. Who knows what kind of madness will unfold next on our server? One thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is waiting for you here. See you in the game, and remember, always listen carefully to avoid starting an accidental war!

Block Party – Minecraft Server

86240823, BLOCK, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, Party, previous, Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1197
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a volcano. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the level of insanity we bring!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a rebellion against the chickens that have taken over the server. Join their cause and fight alongside them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

Abilities, action, Adventure, armor, Character customization, combat system, companions, Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 2, dragons, Exploration, FANTASY, Magic, Main character, Monsters, open world, Pawn system, Quests, RPG, Skills, smp, video game, weapons

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	825
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
New Chunks Explored:	296568	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

DrivewayNoWalkies, Minecraft, Server, WIBTA neighbors driveway new house acre lot progress walking neighborhood distance privacy boundaries property construction trespassing respect boundaries land rural etiquette homeownership

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4312
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Votes:	6272	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Ores Mined:	7401

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

WeddingCraftUber

Apology, assigned tables, bachelor party, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict, disability, Drama, elope, exclusion, friendship, Marriage, misunderstanding, reception, relationships, seating, Support, Uber, Wedding, WeddingCraftUber

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1089
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Towns Built:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

calories, diet, Exercise, fad diets, fat, FITNESS, Food, healthy, Lifestyle, Misconception, misleading, Moderation, Natural, nutrition, organic, processed foods, smp, Sugar, superfoods, UnhealthyEatsMC, weight loss, wellness

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5205
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CreeperConfessions

Accidental, awkward, Conversation, CreeperConfessions, eavesdropping, EMBARRASSING, gossip, inappropriate, INTIMATE, Overheard, Personal, private time, REVEALING, scandalous, Secrets, Shocking.., Surprising, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, voyeurism, Wild

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5606
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

Chief Advisor, compromise, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Government, Hungary, influence, international relations, Négotiation, Orbán, OrbansCraft, Politics, potential conflict, power dynamics, russia, Russia-Hungary relations, SOVEREIGNTY, Surrender, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1133
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Holy Grails Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

“Youth, age, age hide-and-seek, always, BE, Chasing, cozying up, Game, Grown-ups, Hideandseek, just live, Kids, knees creak, lifelong, Live, Somewhere., Time, Time Travelers, travelers, trying, Youthful

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7380
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	3379
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

amazing community, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Dungeons, employment, Endless fun, fair, Fun, Galore, gameplay, hang out, in-game currency, ip address, Join, join today, meets, Minecraft, planet, Planets, Ranks, selected, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smp, Staff, Store, Tasks, Updates

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1974
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Guideless Minecraft Server

Advisor, Assistance, Clueless, confusion, Direction, figuring it out, figuring out, guidance, Guide, Guideless, Help, Instructions, Lost, mentor, Minecraft, navigation, problem solving, Server, solution, step by step, Support, tutorial, Walkthrough

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2201
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6986	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!