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CSG-NO-MAS Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4764
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	453	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep start dancing around you, dropping emeralds instead of wool. Or how about the time when a group of villagers formed a flash mob and started performing the “Thriller” dance in the town square?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, cracking jokes as you try to defeat him. And rumor has it that the Nether is actually a tropical paradise filled with beach parties and lava surfing competitions.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows what wacky shenanigans await you around the next corner!

KeylessKarma: No Entry, No Problem!

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Courtesy, entry, guest accommodations, guest etiquette, house rules, house sitter, houseguest, INCONVENIENCE, KeylessKarma, Keys, lesson learned, locked out, misunderstanding, Neighborhood, Problem, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, SECURITY, Trust

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1034
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Come join our Minecraft server for the ultimate adventure! Just like this crazy story of a friend who couldn’t handle basic instructions, you never know what wild antics you’ll encounter on our server.

Explore our vast world and make sure to lock up your virtual house keys, because who knows what mischievous players might try to sneak in and steal your virtual ice cream! Don’t worry, our neighborhood may look safe, but you can never be too careful in the world of Minecraft.

And if you ever find yourself locked out of your virtual house, don’t expect any sympathy from us! Just like the OP in this story, we believe in tough love and teaching valuable lessons about responsibility. Plus, who wouldn’t want to enjoy a nice virtual coffee break while your friend is stuck outside in the heat?

So join our server today and remember, always keep your virtual house keys close and be prepared for some outrageous adventures! And hey, if you ever need a virtual house sitter, we promise not to leave your virtual front door unlocked. 😉

SecretSMPShame

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7230
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6149	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mines Excavated:	4260	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Are you tired of being the only one who knows about your embarrassing moments? Join our Minecraft SMP and share your most cringeworthy stories with a whole community of players who will laugh with you, not at you! From accidentally setting your house on fire with a misplaced lava bucket to getting stuck in a block while trying to escape a creeper, we’ve all been there and we’re here to support you through it all. So come join us for a good laugh and some epic gameplay, because on our server, the only thing more ridiculous than your embarrassing moments is the fun you’ll have trying to survive them!

CreeperClique: “You’re just a blockhead”

BETRAYAL, Blockhead, casual relationship, CreeperClique, damaging words, deep hurt, emotional distress, emotional pain, emotional scars, emotional turmoil, emotional wounds, friend with benefits, Heartache, hurtful actions, hurtful experiences, hurtful remarks, hurtful words, insensitive comments, negative impact, painful conversations, painful memories, toxic relationships, Youre

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6005
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Votes:	5856
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magic Items Found:	5738
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Buildings Constructed:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Are you tired of dealing with drama from your friends with benefits? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic creations with your fellow players! No more awkward conversations or mixed signals, just pure unadulterated block-building fun! Join us now and leave all that friend with benefits drama behind!

BaghdadBoomCraft

Armed Forces, Attack, Baghdad, BaghdadBoomCraft, Conflict, Defense, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, military base, military presence, military sources, RETALIATION, rocket attack, SECURITY, Target, Tension, us forces, violence, war zone

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9979
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Divine Spears Created:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Potions Brewed:	111	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in this minecraft server, building your little house and tending to your crops, when out of nowhere, a rocket comes flying in and blows up the military base hosting US forces in Baghdad! like, what even is happening, right? join our server for some explosive surprises and chaotic fun! who knows what crazy events will happen next?! come join the madness, dude!

Pixel Peril: Anti-Dem Racism

AntiDem, antidemocratic.., antisemitic, collective guilt, cultural memory, discrimination, european history, History, Holocaust, nationalism, passivity, Peril, PIXEL, political extremism, PostWar, prejudice, privacy, Propaganda, racism, racist, Social Issues, West Germany, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7266
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this wild ride where u can escape the perils of privacy and passivity and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and craziness!

imagine a world where democracy is out the window, racism is the norm, and antisemitism runs rampant. sounds crazy, right? well that’s just a typical day on our server! u never know what kind of wild shenanigans u’ll get into next.

join us for a chance to experience the insanity of postwar west germany, but with a minecraft twist! build your own crazy creations, team up with other players to take on challenges, and maybe even uncover some dark secrets along the way.

so what r u waiting for? come join us on this wacky adventure and see if u have what it takes to survive in a world where anything goes! just remember, things may get a little wild, but that’s all part of the fun!

Soul vs Soulless Minecraft Server

BELIEF, Consciousness, debate, dualism, Essence, Ethics, Existence, existentialism, Humanity, Meaning, Metaphysical, mind-body, Minecraft, morality, opinion, philosophy, purpose, Server, Soul, soulless, spirituality, spirituality vs materialism

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5136
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that lack personality and pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate battleground for the eternal “soul vs soulless” debate! Join us and choose your side – will you embrace your inner soul and build beautiful, intricate creations, or will you unleash your soulless side and wreak havoc with TNT and lava?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Witness their epic moves and maybe even learn a few steps yourself! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of soulful creativity and soulless chaos!

Pete Rose dead at 83 Minecraft SMP

all-time hits leader, banned from baseball, baseball controversy, baseball great, baseball history, baseball legend, Charlie Hustle, Cincinnati native, Cincinnati Reds, Cincinnati sports, Cincinnati sports legend, Dead, dead at 83, gambling scandal, Hall of Fame, Minecraft, MLB, mlb records, pété, Pete Rose, Pete Rose Jr., rose, smp, sports icon

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6356
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	228	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mines Excavated:	3345
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party, led by none other than a dancing creeper in a top hat. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is filled with insane events like llama jousting tournaments, pig racing championships, and even a secret underground disco club run by a group of rebellious villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of craziness and laughter! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what’s waiting for you around the next corner.

SickCravings Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1569
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Star Shards Collected:	275
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Do you crave virtual food when you’re sick? Well, then you should join our Minecraft SMP because we have a secret potion that turns all your virtual food into real food! That’s right, no more settling for bland soup and crackers when you can have a feast fit for a king in real life. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous pigs who love to prank unsuspecting players. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us and see what kind of craziness awaits!

CraftyTunesMC

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4063
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some serious fun into your gaming experience!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a chorus of singing llamas that will serenade you with the catchiest tunes to put you in the best mood ever. Imagine logging in and being greeted by a llama choir singing your favorite song, it’s like a concert every time you play!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Pig, who will boogie down with you whenever you need a dance break from mining and crafting. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig breakdancing to some sick beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with music, dancing animals, and endless laughter. Who knew Minecraft could be this much fun?

LebCraftWarz

aggression, airstrikes, Arabic media, armored vehicles, ATTACKING, civilian casualties, Combat, Conflict, defense forces, Destruction, hezbollah, IDF tanks, international news, LebCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Military, occupation, resistance, southern Lebanon, Villages, War

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8744
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2553	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can ride IDF tanks and attack villages in southern lebanon? well this is the place for u! arabic media is going crazy over our server cuz it’s so lit! join now for the most insane and chaotic gameplay u’ve ever experienced! who needs peaceful building when u can be a tank-riding warrior? come join the madness now!