SHONMAC071 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky McPhenotype

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6996
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most phenomenal way possible!

Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!

PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7366
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Imagine a world where creepers twerk and skeletons dab, that’s what you’ll find on our server.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. And guess what? Our server is so exclusive that even bitches without a PSP are welcome!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Mike’s Blocky Bastion

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6560
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as a creepy, gay weirdo and his adopted black son? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Speaker Faggot would be shook!

Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!

So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!

Bootylicious Babes and Blocks

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9461
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the heavy boots are made for licking and also just very hot! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so hot that even the heavy boots are sweating! – We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant slimes with superpowers! – The trees in our server drop diamonds instead of leaves because why not? – Our server is guarded by a group of ninja chickens who will protect you at all costs! – If you manage to find the hidden treasure chest, you will be granted with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

LOLcraft: Do Women Really Mine?

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6225
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Ores Mined:	6214
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Votes:	8464
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	450
Players Killed by Monsters:	3107	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where women rule the world! Yes, you heard that right, only women are allowed to play on this server. Why, you ask? Because they are the true queens of Minecraft, of course!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with diamonds, unicorns, and rainbows. Our server is guarded by a fierce army of pink fluffy bunnies who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret chocolate fountain hidden somewhere in the world. Find it and you will be granted unlimited chocolate for life!

So why wait? Join our fabulous Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knew that women could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?

FedoraCraft: The Cringy Katana Swingers Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5400
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	958
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Towns Built:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of being a fedorafag mall-quality katana swinging pseudointellectual dickens-dawkins loving soychode? Well, look no further because we have the perfect place for you to unleash your inner iso-genius!

Join us and leave behind the filthy casuals who think they’re better than you for serving unpaid internships in Fortune 500 companies while drowning in debt from some lame university. It’s time to show them who’s boss by mining the ISOGEN that I paid you to deliver!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together! But remember, no niggers allowed – only true iso-geniuses need apply!

SalvadorCraft: Where you wake up in Brazil and mine your way to victory!

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3248
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you wake up in Salvador, Bahia, the Brazilian capital of African religion! Join us for a wild adventure filled with colorful parades, dancing dragons, and magical rituals!

Explore the vibrant streets of Salvador, where you can trade with friendly merchants selling enchanted items and embark on quests to unlock the secrets of the ancient temples scattered throughout the city.

But beware, for the city is also home to mischievous spirits and monsters that will test your skills and courage! Will you be able to survive the challenges and emerge as the ultimate champion of Salvador?

Join us now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience unlike any other!

Crafty Craziness – Baubau’s Wacky World

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8560
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Divine Spears Created:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	305

🤪🎮 Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! 🎮🤪

Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Preposterous Edition fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that will surely convince you:

🤯 Once, a player built a house entirely out of diamonds and creepers decided to move in! It was a blast trying to evict them without blowing up the whole place.

🤣 Another time, a group of players decided to have a disco party in the Nether! The ghasts were grooving along with them, it was a sight to see.

🤩 And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunt that led to a hidden unicorn stable! The unicorns were actually zombie unicorns in disguise, but hey, they were still cute.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a few explosions. Trust me, you won’t regret it! 🌟

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Crafty Hotwife’s Blocky Adventures

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	555
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	6309	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ores Mined:	8867	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because THIS SERVER is where the party’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft player named Bob. Bob was getting bored of mining and crafting all day, so he decided to join THIS SERVER. And oh boy, was it the best decision of his virtual life! As soon as he logged in, he was greeted by a talking pig who offered him a diamond sword in exchange for a dance-off. Bob won, of course, and became the king of the server.

But that’s not all! THIS SERVER is also home to the legendary hotwife Celica. Yes, you heard that right. Celica is not just any hotwife, she’s a VIDYA HOTWIFE. And she’s looking for a Minecraft player to be her player 2. Will you be the lucky one?

So what are you waiting for? Join THIS SERVER now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even find love in the pixels.

TransCraft: Where FTM Players Reign Supreme!

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4060
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ores Mined:	7513
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Welcome to our totally not gay Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and unexpected encounters.

Imagine waking up in a room with a cutish twink and feeling confused about your sexuality. But fear not, because on this server, you can explore your desires without judgment.

Embrace your inner adventurer as you navigate through a world where anything is possible. Encounter ftm trans players and discover new connections that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation that is totally not gay but incredibly fun!