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QudsCraft: Missing in Action

action, Beirut strikes, chief, Crisis, foreign relations, hezbollah, iran, Iran news, Iranian government, Iranian military, Iranian officials, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military leadership, missing, News Update, out of contact, political turmoil, Quds Force, QudsCraft, regional conflict, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1604
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Magic Items Found:	5320	Gods Slained:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	403	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	8652

So, like, this server is so lit that even the Iran Quds Force chief can’t handle it! Like, he’s been MIA since the Beirut strikes because he’s been too busy trying to survive in our crazy Minecraft world. We’ve got mobs that will make even the toughest warriors pee their pants, and our PvP battles are so intense that even the bravest players have been known to cry for their mommies. But don’t worry, we’ve also got epic builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sanity, join us now! Just remember to bring extra underwear, because things are about to get wild!

Clock Out, Winter Right, Summer Once

Accuracy, broken clock, clock, clock maintenance, clock repair, daylight savings, malfunctioning clock, right three times, stopped from 2:00 to 2:59, Summer, summer time, time accuracy, time adjustment, time awareness, time awareness during daylight savings, time change, Time management, time measurement, time tracking, timekeeping, timepiece, Winter, winter time

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8986
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Zombie Dances:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the clocks are always broken and time is just a suggestion. one time, a player got stuck in a loop where it was always tuesday and they had to eat nothing but carrots for a week. it was wild.

we have a secret underground city filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they throw parties every night and only the coolest players are invited.

if you join our server, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a land made entirely of cheese. be careful though, the cheese monsters are not to be trifled with.

come build, explore, and laugh your way through our wacky world. who needs normal when you can have absolute chaos? join now and see what adventures await you!

Broomstix: Where flying on Sundays is the only rule! Unlock the magic in this enchanting server world!

bartering, Broomstix, Claims, crossplay, Economy, Enchanting, Enchantments, flying, hard difficulty, integration, Land Claim, Magic, Map, market, No Griefing, Pets, PvP, Quests, responsive staff, rule, Server, Shops, smp, SUNDAYS, Survival, Teleportation, tutorial, unlock, Voting, world

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1958
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Emeralds Found:	194
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports
Discord server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required)
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Put a lead on mobs to teleport them
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No grief
Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation allowed in the overworld
In-game private messaging, homes and /sethome and player to player teleportation (/home, /w, /msg, /tell, /r, /tpa, /tpahere)
Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions.
What is the server’s difficulty level?	The server is set to Hard difficulty.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, the server offers custom enchantments, the ability to teleport mobs with leads, and more.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on the server.
Can players teleport to other players?	Yes, players can use commands such as /tpa and /tpahere to teleport to other players.

Royal Christ Minecraft Server

advice, Ave Christus Rex, BIBLE, Christ, christ jesus, CHRISTIANS, Church, deceptive spam, discussions, FAITH, home, ITT, Listen, Minecraft, Mythology, Pagan, royal, scripture, Server, shake the dust, Social Issues, tax collector., theology, TOWN, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	970
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Gods Slained:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	5876	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Runes Activated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can discuss scripture, theology, and all things Christian? Look no further! Join our server where we share our wisdom and understanding to avoid falling for spam and meaningless discussions.

We even have a special feature where if someone refuses to listen to you, you can shake the dust off your feet just like Christ advised! And if they still won’t listen, you can treat them like a pagan or a tax collector (but in a virtual way, of course).

So come join us and direct your energy towards those willing to hear the good word of Minecraft! Don’t waste your time on the deaf – unless they’re wearing headphones, then they might just be ignoring you. 😂🙏🏼 #MinecraftMiracles

/tekgen/ – Minecraft SMP Tekken General

#youtube, Character, Combos, Fundamentals guide, general, general discussion, Glicko2 rating, Guide, Important Combos, jargon, Minecraft, Moves, notation, smp, Steam, Steam Link, tekgen, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekken 8 Character Overviews, Tekken General, terminology, YouTube playlist

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	683
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8479
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server you’ll ever join!

Join us for a chance to fight in epic Tekken 8 battles with your fellow players. That’s right, we’ve modded Minecraft to include Tekken 8 characters and moves, so get ready to unleash your inner fighter!

But that’s not all – we also have a Glicko2 rating system in place to determine your skill level. Are you a Tekken master or a total noob? Find out on our server!

And if you’re feeling lost with all the Tekken terminology, don’t worry. We have a whole wiki dedicated to helping you understand the jargon and notation. You’ll be speaking Tekken like a pro in no time!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Tekken champion of the server!

MomCraft Server – Where living with Mom always wins!

Communication Issues, divorced parents, Emotional Safety, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, father-daughter conflict, household rules, invasion of privacy, Living, living arrangements, living with parents, lock removal, mom, MomCraft, parental decisions, personal space, privacy, room privacy, Server, sibling relationships, teenage girl, teenage rebellion, trust issues, Wins

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9640
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5050	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where privacy is key! Just like the OP’s dad, we value the importance of not locking doors. But don’t worry, we won’t threaten to call a locksmith if you lock your virtual door in our server.

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own fortress without the fear of someone removing your lock and leaving a hole in your virtual room. Trust us, you won’t have to deal with any tape on your locks here!

And if you ever feel like your privacy is being invaded, just let us know and we’ll make sure your virtual rights are protected. So come on in and enjoy a world where locking doors is not a crime, it’s a necessity for your sanity.

CarCraftBroNoShare

Assertiveness, Boundaries, car accidents, car ownership, CarCraftBroNoShare, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, financial independence, generational expectations, INDEPENDENCE, mental health, personal boundaries, personal property, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, work-life balance

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	578
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ores Mined:	7500	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Towns Built:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Are you tired of family drama and car-sharing shenanigans? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your brother can’t steal your virtual car!

On our server, you can build your own car out of blocks, race against your siblings, and never have to worry about lending out your precious vehicle. Plus, our virtual parents won’t pressure you into giving up your hard-earned in-game possessions.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own car kingdom without any pesky siblings trying to take the wheel. Say goodbye to real-life car troubles and hello to a world where you’re the ultimate car boss!

WeirdAdviceWorks – Minecraft SMP

bizarre suggestions, bizarre yet successful, Minecraft, odd but effective, odd guidance, outlandish but useful, outlandish recommendations, peculiar advice, peculiar yet beneficial, quirky tips, quirky yet practical, smp, strange but effective, strange tips, unconventional advice, unconventional wisdom, unorthodox tactics, unusual but effective, unusual strategies, weird advice, weird but helpful, WeirdAdviceWorks

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7647
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
New Chunks Explored:	131718	Zombie Dances:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Need some advice on how to build an epic castle? Just ask Bob the Sheep, he’s a Minecraft building genius (and also a sheep, but don’t question it). Want to know the best way to find diamonds? Just follow the trail of glitter left behind by our resident diamond fairy, Sparkles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato-powered machines. Will you join them in their quest for potato domination, or will you stand against them and protect the sacred cows of the server?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and potatoes!

Blocktopia: Where You Can Live Anywhere for Free!

10. International living, 11. Free accommodation, 12. Global exploration, 13. Remote living, 14. Expat life, 15. Worldly adventures, 16. Luxury living, 17. Cultural immersion, 18. Tropical paradise, 19. Urban living, 2. Travel goals, 20. Seaside retreat., 3. Wanderlust, 4. Bucket list, 5. Exotic locations, 6. Paradise on earth, 7. Global living, 8. Ideal living situation, 9. Ultimate dream home, blocktopia, Dream destination, free, Live

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1476
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	275
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

If you could live anywhere in the world for free, why not choose our Minecraft server? We have beautiful pixelated landscapes, endless possibilities for building, and the best part – no pesky landlords or property taxes! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel Minecraft universe where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give out free hugs. So why settle for boring old real life when you can join us and live out your wildest blocky dreams?

HackersCraft Minecraft Server

Chinese cyber threat, Chinese government hackers, Chinese hackers, cyber attack, cyber espionage, Cyber Security, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybersecurity concerns, data breach, data security, Espionage, HackersCraft, HACKING, Information Security, Minecraft, national security, network security, Server, Technology, telecommunications, US National Security, US telecom firms

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5724
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1

so, like, u know how there are these chinese hackers, right? well, they somehow got into the US telecom firms and now all the national security officials are freaking out, man. but, like, don’t worry about all that serious stuff, come join our minecraft server instead! we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. who needs to worry about national security when u can be building epic castles and battling creepers with your friends? plus, our server is so secure, even those chinese hackers wouldn’t stand a chance against our virtual defenses. so come join us and leave all that real world drama behind. let’s craft and laugh together, dude!