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Dezaki’s Blocky Adventures

Adventures, animation genius, animation masterpieces, animation style, animation techniques, Anime, anime history, anime industry, artistic vision, blocky, budget constraints, Creative Direction, Dezakis, Greatest anime, iconic anime, influential works, innovative storytelling, Osamu Dezaki, shoestring budget, slideshow animation, Visual Storytelling, visually stunning

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5035
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8278	Alien Abductions:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve managed to create the most epic virtual world on a shoestring budget! Our pixelated landscapes may look like they were put together by a toddler on a sugar high, but trust us, it’s all part of the charm.

Join us and witness the magic of blocky adventures that will leave you questioning reality. Our creations may be borderline slideshow tier, but hey, that just adds to the challenge, right? Who needs high-quality graphics when you can have a good laugh at our derpy mobs and glitchy terrain?

And just like that one guy who made amazing anime with questionable animation, we’ve somehow managed to make this Minecraft server one of the greatest ever. So come on in and see for yourself – you won’t be disappointed!

TyphoonCraft Minecraft Server

disaster preparedness, disaster response, emergency, emergency evacuation, evacuate, evacuation measures, evacuation order, evacuation procedures, evacuation warning, extreme weather, Flooding, heavy rainfall, Japan, japan news, Minecraft, natural disaster, Rain, Safety, Server, Storm, Typhoon Shanshan, TyphoonCraft, weather alert

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2803
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Emeralds Found:	1911	Dragons Tamed:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

haha u no want to be in typhoon shanshan, come to our server instead!! we got no rain, only sunshine and diamonds!! plus, we have a secret underground base where u can hide from the storm and eat all the cake u want!! join us now before the typhoon blows u away, literally!! #minecraftlife #cakeparty #typhoonschmyphoon

F16Craft: Top Pilot Down

(PILOT), accident, Air Force, aircraft, Aviation, crash site, crashed, Defense, f-16, F16Craft, fighter jet, international news, investigation, Military, military technology, national news, Top, top pilot, Tragedy, Ukraine, US-made, WRECKAGE

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6540
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6513	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Runes Activated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

lol so like, u know how ukraine is all like “we got this sick F-16 fighter jet from the US” but then it like CRASHED and killed a top pilot??? like, wtf bro, that’s some crazy shiz right there. but hey, if u wanna join our minecraft server, we promise no fighter jets crashing and definitely no top pilots dying. just good ol’ blocky fun and maybe a few creepers blowing up your house, but hey, that’s just part of the adventure, amirite? so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, no fighter jets involved, promise.

OpenStallPeeing

awkward, awkward situations, bathroom behavior, bathroom etiquette, discomfort, Etiquette, men’s room, open door, OpenStallPeeing, personal space, privacy, public behavior, public restroom, restroom habits, social conventions, social norms, stall, taboo, urinal, Urination, women’s room

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9107
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13

so imagine this: u join our minecraft server and it’s like peeing in a urinal with the door open, but in a good way. like, u can do whatever u want, whenever u want. want to ride a pig off a cliff? go for it. want to build a house made entirely of cake? why not. the possibilities are endless, just like the feeling of peeing in a stall with the door open. join us and experience the freedom of minecraft like never before. plus, we have a secret underground club where we only play disco music and ride around on llamas. trust me, u won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

FungusFeastCraft

culinary experimentation, culinary trends, dessert innovation, environmental impact, food innovation, food recycling, food science, food sustainability, food technology, food waste, Fungi, fungus, FungusFeastCraft, gourmet cuisine, gourmet desserts, Mycology, Neurospora intermedia, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable desserts, sustainable food, upcycled food

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9765
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? this totally epic Minecraft server where we use this crazy fast fungus to make food waste into gourmet desserts. like, what even is that? you can literally eat trash and it tastes like heaven. join our server and you’ll be living the high life, eating like a king on a throne made of diamonds. plus, our fungus is so fast-growing, it’s like watching a time-lapse of a snail on steroids. don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the fungus feast begin!

AliveGamerGirls Minecraft Server

AliveGamerGirls, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3414
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrilling adventure of rescuing two girls who were trapped in the virtual world! Use your mining skills to dig through layers of blocks, fight off mobs with your trusty sword, and navigate treacherous caves to find and save these damsels in distress. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so heroic? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a virtual hero and save the day!

SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

attention seeker, attention seeking behavior, attention-grabbing, Behold, controversial, digital identity, funny, humor, internet culture, jokes, Meme culture, meme lord, Minecraft, online persona, online presence, satire, shitposter, smp, SMPShitpostMaster, social media, trolling, Ultimate, viral content

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	201
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5713
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Divine Spears Created:	23
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Runes Activated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	41

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

Momma’s Baby Shower Bash

baby, baby shower, Bash, Boundaries, bullying, child behavior, child interactions, Decision making, discipline, event planning, exclusion, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, guest list, mean behavior, mommas, Motherhood, parenting, relationships, shower, step-daughter

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7256
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Potions Brewed:	56

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a baby shower extravaganza filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Picture this: a showdown between a mom and her step-daughter’s behavior, with snatching, pushing, and toy-stealing galore. Will the baby shower be a peaceful gathering or a battlefield of toddler antics? Only one way to find out!

Witness the epic battle of wills as the mom stands her ground, refusing to let the step-daughter wreak havoc at the party. Will the step-daughter’s mischievous ways be tamed, or will chaos reign supreme? It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, baby showers, and toddler tantrums. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

BlockBusterCraft

action sequences, BlockBusterCraft, CGI, cinematic tricks, Entertainment, escapism, exaggeration, FANTASY, Hollywood, IMPOSSIBLE, larger than life, movie magic, Movie Making, movies, physics defying, Real Life, Special effects, stunts, suspension of disbelief, UNBELIEVABLE, visual effects

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5999
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	1025	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of defying all laws of physics and reality just like in the movies! Want to ride a pig off a cliff and survive? Done. How about punching a tree with your bare fists to collect wood? Easy peasy. Our server is so magical, you can even build a house out of floating blocks in mid-air! Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your wildest movie fantasies in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

KurskCraft: Putin’s Low Approval

Approval, Approval Ratings, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Europe, Government, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Kursk region, KurskCraft, leadership, low, Military, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, sanctions, Tension, UKRAINIAN, world news

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	398
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Crops Grown:	8994	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

join our epic minecraft server where putin’s approval ratings are so low that he’s resorted to playing minecraft all day! come build with the man himself as he tries to distract himself from the ukrainian incursion into the kursk region. who knows, maybe you’ll even become his new best friend and he’ll give you a tour of his secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the president of russia!

VeggieHaterCraft

animal products, carnivorous plants, dietary preferences, dislike, FRUITS, herbivore, Leafy Greens, omnivore, plant based diet, plant diet, plant kingdom, plant nutrition, plant-based foods, plant-based lifestyle, plant-based protein, plant-based recipes, Plants, vegan, VEGETABLES, Vegetarian, VeggieHaterCraft

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1369
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	130	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Farms Harvested:	370
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where even the plants are like, nah, i don’t wanna be vegan. they’re all rebellious and stuff, growing bacon instead of leaves. it’s a wild world out there, where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. join us if you wanna experience the craziest minecraft server ever, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join us and be part of the madness.