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BossKidsCash5

5.., allergic, Asshole, bored, Boss, BossKidsCash5, Cash, Friends, inappropriate, Kids, mom, MONEY, Nice, office, Parent, Soda, TEENAGE, Treat, Unethical

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23

Are you tired of boring bosses who don’t appreciate your generosity? Join our Minecraft server where giving out $5 to teenagers is not only encouraged, but rewarded with in-game perks!

Imagine a world where you can shower your boss’ kids with virtual currency and snacks without any judgment. Our server is a safe haven for all the generous souls out there who just want to spread joy and laughter.

Don’t worry about being labeled as unethical or inappropriate – on our server, the more outrageous, the better! So come join us and let your inner mom instincts shine as you treat everyone to a virtual soda party. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the most generous player in all of Minecraft!

BlockyBoners

bizarre arousal, bizarre attraction, BlockyBoners, kinky turn on, odd stimulation, oddly turned on, offbeat stimulation, out of the ordinary attraction, peculiar fetish, peculiar turn on, quirky desire, strange arousal, strange sexual response, unconventional arousal, unexpected arousal, unexpected desire, unique sexual response, unusual attraction, unusual turn on, weird turn on, weirdly aroused

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3499
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t get your heart racing? Well, look no further because our server will have you feeling some type of way in no time!

Join us for a wild ride where every block you break will make you feel like a total block-tease. Our server is so hot, even the creepers are blushing!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of sexy skeletons start dancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. And don’t even get us started on the steamy encounters you’ll have with our resident Ender Dragon.

So if you’re ready to get weirdly turned on in the best way possible, join our Minecraft server today. Who knew pixels could be so provocative?

DutchCraft16: No Restrictions!

Air Force, aircraft, arms deal, cooperation, Defense, defense agreement, defense capabilities, defense technology, Dutch F-16s, DutchCraft16, european union, fighter jets, international relations, Military, military alliance, military equipment, nato, restrictions, SECURITY, Ukraine, warplanes

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5203
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use dutch f-16s without restrictions!! fly around in ur own fighter jet and bomb ur friends’ houses for fun! watch out for the flying pigs tho, they’re armed and dangerous. also, did we mention the secret underground base filled with treasure and lava traps? join now and be part of the craziest adventure ever!!

LootLlamaCraft Minecraft Server

LootLlamaCraft, Minecraft, Server, 布瑠部由良布瑠部

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1042
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with talking chickens and dancing pigs. They were greeted by a unicorn riding a llama and were given a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato. But beware, for the evil potato-stealing goblins lurk in the shadows, ready to snatch it away!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Rainbow Sheep Gang, a group of mischievous sheep who roam the land causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Join us and help put an end to their woolly shenanigans!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Who knows what crazy antics and absurd quests await you in this bizarre and hilarious world!

TitanCraft SMP – “wow this Shingeki no Kyojin show is really good can’t wait for Minecraft SMP”

action-packed, Anime, Armin, attack on titan, binge-worthy, cliffhangers, deepthroating, eren, fan favorite, Good, hours watching, INTENSE, Kissing, kyojin, mikasa, Minecraft, plot twists, refund, shingeki, Shingeki no Kyojin, Show, smp, Storyline, Suspenseful, Thrilling, titancraft, WAIT, wow

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2068
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	301	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the builds are the stories we come up with! Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against creepers, building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky, and finding hidden treasure in the depths of the Nether.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about the time we had a dance party with the Ender Dragon or when we all dressed up as Steve for Halloween. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the most insane and hilarious Minecraft community around. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even schlicking to Armin deepthroating (just kidding…maybe).

WeddingCrashCraft

adults only, ANNOYED, babysitter, ceremony, childcare, children, decision, duties, family, Invitation, Kids, Party, Pictures, props, reception, standing up, suit rentals, UNFAIR, Wedding, wedding party, WeddingCrashCraft

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5907
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8062
Mines Excavated:	4069	Chimeras Created:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Are you tired of weddings that don’t appreciate the true stars of the show – your kids? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for your little ones to shine like the diamonds they are!

Join our server and let your kids experience the thrill of standing up in a virtual wedding party. They’ll wear virtual suits, walk down virtual aisles, and even perform virtual duties – all from the comfort of your own home! And the best part? They won’t be kicked out of the virtual reception, because everyone is invited to party in Minecraft land!

Say goodbye to the hassle of suit rentals and childcare arrangements, and say hello to a world where kids are the VIPs. So come on, join our server and let your kids be the stars they were always meant to be!

TapWaterWarrior – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, TapWaterWarrior

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9433
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you’ve ever wondered why people in countries with clean tap water still buy disposable water bottles. We have a whole town dedicated to solving this mystery, complete with conspiracy theories and secret underground water bottle societies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown and rules over all poultry in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious.

HighSchooLolzCraft

crazy adventures, Friends, high school, HighSchooLolzCraft, Memories, Mischief, Nostalgia, school antics, School days, school memories, school shenanigans, teenage drama, teenage escapades, teenage rebellion, teenage years, unforgettable, unforgettable experiences, unforgettable moments, wild story, wild times, youthful indiscretions

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1613
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Remember that time in high school when we all thought we were cool because we could fit 20 people into a single bathroom stall? Well, imagine that level of chaos and camaraderie, but in Minecraft form! Our server is like a virtual high school reunion, but with way more explosions and way less awkward small talk. Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that embarrassing promposal you made in front of the whole school. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness that awaits on our server!

BlockyPolitician69

abuse of power, australian politics, BlockyPolitician69, Charged, child sex offences, controversy, court case, criminal charges, current events, government officials, justice system, law enforcement, legal proceedings, liberal, mp, News, NSW, political corruption, public figures, scandal, sexual misconduct

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9686
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	73	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dimension Hops:	11

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make u forget about all ur problems? well, this server is the bomb dot com, fam. we got unicorns flying around, diamond armor for days, and a secret underground club where u can party with creepers.

oh, and did i mention that our owner is a former nasa astronaut who discovered a portal to the nether while on a mission to mars? true story, bro. now he’s back on earth and sharing his epic adventures with us on this server.

plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family. we have weekly build competitions, epic treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo with baby zombies.

so, if u wanna escape reality and dive into a world of pure awesomeness, join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention there’s free cake every friday? yeah, it’s that awesome.

Sonic’s Block Party Minecraft Server

apply, BLOCK, career, customer service, employment, fast food, full-time, Hiring, Job, job listing, job opening, job opportunity, Job Search, Minecraft, opportunity, part time, Party, Recruitment, Restaurant, Server, sonic, Sonic Drive-In, SONICS, Team member, work

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9539
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	21

Are you tired of running around aimlessly in Minecraft, wishing you could go faster? Well, look no further because Sonic himself is hiring for his very own Minecraft server! Join now and experience the thrill of speeding through blocky landscapes at the speed of sound.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you collect enough golden rings on the server, you’ll unlock the ability to turn into Super Sonic and fly around like a majestic blue hedgehog. Plus, every Monday is chili dog day in the server cafeteria, so you can chow down on some delicious virtual treats while you game.

So why wait? Join Sonic’s Minecraft server today and start living life in the fast lane!