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The Kween’s Phase Cuck Bros Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2488
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Mines Excavated:	3471	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Potions Brewed:	181

Are you tired of being a phasecuckbro and getting BTFO by our kween? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter as we conquer the virtual world together.

Our server is filled with crazy characters, from a talking llama who gives out questionable advice to a group of villagers who have formed their own cult dedicated to mining diamonds. You never know what you’ll encounter next in our wacky world.

But the real reason to join our SMP? The legendary treasure hidden deep within our server. Rumor has it that there is a secret stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim the title of ultimate treasure hunter?

So what are you waiting for? Leave your phasecuckbro days behind and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in our world, anything can happen!

Fan Service Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7806
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6769
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	4340	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some epic fanservice! We’ve got hot tubs filled with lava, diamond armor fashion shows, and even a secret strip mining club (shh, don’t tell the mods)! Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying, “I didn’t know Minecraft could be this sexy!” So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some scandalous fun!

just make your own game Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	651
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchantments Applied:	161	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules. Here, we encourage you to break blocks with your face, ride pigs into battle, and build your house out of nothing but diamond blocks (because why not?).

Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Want to fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Go for it! Feel like building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you (but we might laugh when you crash).

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Chicken King will be granted unlimited diamonds and eternal glory (or maybe just a pat on the back from the admin).

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). See you in the game, and remember: always bring a spare pickaxe and a sense of humor!

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2481
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP (1.16.5)

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

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Why Can’t White Boys Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8556
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	35	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Void Armor Forged:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where white boys dominate the game? Well, look no further because on our server, white boys are banned! That’s right, no more dealing with their basic builds and lackluster PvP skills. Join us for a wild ride where only the most colorful and creative players thrive.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who have taken over the server and demand sacrifices of diamonds and emeralds in exchange for protection. Will you be able to appease these llama overlords and earn their favor?

And if that wasn’t enough, our server is also home to a group of mischievous Endermen who have learned how to break blocks and build their own structures. You never know what crazy creations they’ll come up with next!

So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and leave your white boy antics at the door. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience!

After Christians Die Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5328
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Mines Excavated:	4480
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never fall for Jewish tricks like Christcuck did! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, cauldrons, and holy trees. Who knows, you might even get transformed into fertile chaos yourself! Don’t be a Christtard, join us and experience the true meaning of eternal death in the most lolzy way possible. See you on the server, if you dare to face the wrath of Holle!

KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3284
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6001	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Minecraft SMP – XIVG – The Final Dawn Trail

All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs, Balmung, cc, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, Dawn, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, EU, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Golem, Halicarnassus, Halloween Musicals, Kraken, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, malboro crystal, Marilith, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, NA, primal, Saturday morning cartoons, smp, The Crow, The Ondo Cups, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Trail, Ultros, Wolf’s Pier, xivg

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2027
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Star Shards Collected:	109
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more shenanigans than a clown convention.

Join us for our upcoming events like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can strut your stuff in your best Minecraft skin! Or how about the Halloween Musicals meetup in Balmung, where we’ll be belting out show tunes while fighting off creepers.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got meetups for every occasion, from shared FATE meetups to male meetups to badlands chugs watch parties. And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more moogles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. See you in the game!

Boring Argonians Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7732
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Alien Abductions:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	194	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of playing with boring, lame, stupid, and ugly Argonians in other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement with Argonians that are actually cool, hilarious, genius, and drop-dead gorgeous!

Our server is home to the most epic Argonians you’ll ever meet. They can build entire cities in a day, tame dragons with a single look, and tell jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, they have the best fashion sense in all of Minecraft – forget boring old scales, our Argonians rock designer armor and accessories that will make you green with envy.

So why settle for boring when you can join our server and hang out with the most fabulous Argonians in the blocky world? Come for the builds, stay for the laughs, and leave with a whole new appreciation for these reptilian wonders. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness of our Argonians!

MP3 CDs Minecraft SMP Expert

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1464
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where people don’t even know what MP3 CDs are? Join our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate all things retro and outdated! We’ve got players who still think dial-up internet is the bee’s knees and swear by their trusty VHS tapes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary MP3 CD dungeon, where players can battle against ancient technology monsters like the dreaded Walkman Warrior and the floppy disk fiend. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical AOL dial-up modem that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in combat.

So if you’re ready to embrace the past and laugh in the face of modern technology, come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the good ol’ days of MP3 CDs!