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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 6732 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
Votes: | 6625 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 499 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
Magic Items Found: | 3057 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
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