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Source Engine Minecraft SMP

counter strike, engine, First Person Shooter, game design, game development, game engine, Game Mechanics, game physics, Gaming, graphics engine, half life, Minecraft, modding, programming, smp, software, source, source engine, source sdk, team fortress, Technology, Valve Corporation, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4003
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Potions Brewed:	142	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Are you looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for hugs. Our villagers have formed a union and demand better working conditions, so you’ll have to negotiate with them if you want to trade. And don’t even get us started on the chickens – they’ve formed a gang and will peck anyone who crosses them.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of players who have built an entire city beneath the surface. You’ll have to solve riddles and complete challenges to gain access, but the rewards are worth it – trust us.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, it’s not a bug, it’s a feature.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

aging, Argument, BoomerCraft, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, family gathering, generational gap, Glitter, growing old, Hypocrisy, immaturity, makeup, Maturity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relative, Server, Taylor Swift, younger

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5282
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for some epic battles and intense debates like the one between a 24-year-old player and a 58-year-old relative who just can’t stop talking smack about Taylor Swift.

Witness the fiery exchange as they argue about glitter, maturity, and the true meaning of growing old. Who will come out on top in this clash of generations? Find out on our server where drama is always on the menu!

But that’s not all – we also have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BathroomBashersMC

awkward, bathroom, BathroomBashersMC, Boundaries, Breakup, Communication, compromise, consideration, Daily, discussion, family friend, Girlfriend, living situation, Masturbation, noise, personal time, privacy, roommate, roommate etiquette, shared space, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my roommate’s bathroom habits? Look no further! Join our server for a fap-tastic time filled with loud noises and awkward encounters. Our community is so close, you’ll feel like you’re sharing a room with us! Don’t miss out on the daily fap sessions – join now for a truly unique gaming experience. Who needs a fan when you have us?

BlockBreakerz

BlockBreakerz, Consistency, daily habits, goal-setting, habit change, habit formation, habit formation techniques, habit stacking, habit tracking, healthy lifestyle, mental health, mindfulness, personal development, physical health, positive habits, productivity, Routine, self improvement, success habits, tangible benefits, wellness

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ores Mined:	2926	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of living a boring, mundane life in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the simple daily habit of mining for diamonds can lead to unimaginable riches and power!

Forget about brushing your teeth or making your bed, on our server, the daily habit of building epic structures and battling mythical creatures will have you feeling like a superhero in no time.

Join us now and experience the thrill of taming a dragon, riding a unicorn, or even befriending a talking llama. Who needs boring old habits like drinking water or exercising when you can be a virtual warrior in a world full of endless possibilities?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start living your best virtual life today!

BinLadensCraft

al-qaeda, BinLadensCraft, CounterTerrorism, deportation, expulsion, extremist, foreign national, France, Government, immigration, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minister, Osama bin Laden, political asylum, Radical, refugee status, security threat, Son, Terrorism, threat assessment

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5840
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dragons Tamed:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Runes Activated:	3

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s crazier than Osama bin Laden’s son getting kicked outta France! Yeah, that’s right, this server is so wild, even world leaders are talkin’ about it!

Join us for some insane adventures, like building a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, or diving into a pit of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular, even aliens from outer space wanna play with us. Rumor has it, they built a spaceship made entirely out of cobblestone just to get here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!

Hopfield & Hinton’s Neural Network Fun

2024.., artificial neural networks, associative memory, autonomous method, data patterns, data properties, discoveries, Fun, Geoffrey Hinton, Hintons, Hopfield, image reconstruction, inventions, John Hopfield, machine learning, Network, neural, Nobel laureates, Nobel Prize, PHYSICS., picture identification, popular science background, powerful machine learning, press release, scientific explanation, video announcement

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1503
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	546	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Alien Abductions:	5

Join our epic Minecraft server where we use the power of Nobel Prize-winning physics to create the most mind-blowing artificial neural networks!

Imagine building your own associative memory to store and reconstruct images in the game, or using autonomous methods to identify elements in pictures.

Our server is like no other, with crazy inventions and discoveries that will blow your mind. Come join us for a wild ride through the world of machine learning in Minecraft! Who knew physics could be so much fun?

Vanilla PE | Vanilla server Minecraft server

minecraft server, t.me/vanillape, Vanilla PE, vanilla server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8836
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	239
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Our tag: t.me/vanillape

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Blocky Vagina Magnet Minecraft Server

attraction, blocky, chakra balancing, divine feminine, empowerment, Energy healing, female anatomy, feminine energy, feminine power, law of attraction, long tail, magnet, magnetism, manifestation, Minecraft, sacred feminine, self love, self-care, Sensuality, Server, sexual energy, Sexuality, Vagina

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6141
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Runes Activated:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ores Mined:	7192	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server out there – “Vagina Magnet”! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!

But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.

And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.

So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

Ally Not Putin Minecraft SMP

alcoholism, Ally, Christian, colonial plunder, colonialist, criticizes, Divorce Rates, Domination, Ethnic groups, ethnic purity, Exploitation, Exploitative, fact, Family Values, Fiction, HIV rates, homogeneous, Masculinity, Minecraft, morally superior, muslims, nationalism, putin, racially superior, racist, right-wing extremist groups, russia, SAVIOR, smp, suicide rates, suppressed nationalist movements, traditional values, wealth, West, white race

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8336
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Emeralds Found:	2549
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Look no further than our server, where we believe that Putin is the savior of the white race! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures and build our own white, Christian, homogeneous utopia in the world of Minecraft.

Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!

SisNoApt4DisabledBFF

aita, allergic, Animals, apartment, background check, cold shoulder, decision, disabled friend, family party, LANDLORD, Promise, Property, renting, service dog, SisNoApt4DisabledBFF, sister

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1598
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for service animals! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a landlord who owned a building and refused to rent an apartment to a blind man with a service dog. Why, you ask? Because she already had tenants who were allergic to dogs, of course! And let’s not forget, this landlord fixed the building herself and kept it in tip-top shape.

But wait, it gets better! The blind man turned out to be the landlord’s sister’s friend, and she was not happy about it. She even promised the apartment to him without the landlord’s consent! Drama, drama, drama!

So, if you want to experience the thrill of crazy family dynamics and the excitement of exclusive apartment rentals, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs service animals when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained?