shmuptards – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

DeadCraft Minecraft Server

Afterlife, deadcraft, deity, Dungeon, Egyptian Book of the Dead, funerary rites, Grimoires, Heka, Journey, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, Monsters, natural law, Priestly magic, Scribes, Server, Spells, thoth, Tomb, utterances, Visualization

Looking for a Minecraft server that will take you on a journey beyond the end? Look no further than our server, where we delve into the mystical world of Egyptian magic and grimoires!

Join us as we fend off monsters with ancient spells and utterances, just like the Egyptians did in the afterlife. Our server is so magical that even Thoth, the god of scribes, is proficient in magic here!

Forget about boring distinctions between nature and magic – on our server, everything is united in the concept of Heka. We even have Priestly magic straight from a deity, with the power of visualization turning images into reality.

And if you’re a fan of manga, you’ll love our server’s connection to the manga “Frieren: Beyond End’s Journey”. We search for grimoires in tombs and dungeons, performing funerary rites twice or thrice over – it’s like a party in the afterlife!

So come join us on our server for a magical Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs natural law when you have Egyptian magic on your side?

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Pumpin’ Niggers Minecraft SMP

buyer beware, consumer confusion, consumerism, cultural appropriation, fast food, fast food token, fun token, impulse buy, McDonalds, Minecraft, mistaken identity, mistaken purchase, niggers, Pump, pump fun token, pump purchase, pump token, pump.fun, pumpin, racial stereotypes, regret, smp, token economy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have players who accidentally bought pump.fun tokens thinking they were from McDonald’s – talk about a McDisaster! But hey, that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy shenanigans that go down on our server. Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, drama, and unexpected twists at every turn. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a hilarious mix-up like the pump.fun fiasco. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft SMP adventure of your life!

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VolgoCraft Minecraft Server

aerial assault, cross-border conflict, defense strategy, drone attack, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international conflict, international relations, military conflict, military escalation, Military operations, military tactics, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian airbase, security threats, Server, UAV technology, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, VolgoCraft, Volgograd region, WARFARE

Yo, you ever wanted to be part of a Minecraft server so lit that even Ukraine is getting in on the action? Join us and be part of the madness as we conduct drone attacks on Russian airbases in Volgograd region… in Minecraft, of course!

We got crazy PvP battles, epic builds, and even secret underground bases where you can plot your next attack. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on the server, so you never know when you might run into him and have to fight for your life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server around. Just watch out for those Ukrainian drones… they can really sneak up on you!

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VolgogradBoomCraft

Airfield, Attack, drone, drone attack, drone attack video, explosion, explosions, Fire, fire attack, Military, military airfield, military airfield attack, military attack, russia, Russia’s Volgograd Oblast, Russia’s Volgograd Oblast attack, Video, Volgograd Oblast, Volgograd Oblast attack, VolgogradBoomCraft

come join our epic minecraft server where we have explosions and fire like a military airfield in Russia! we had a drone attack and it was lit af, you gotta see it to believe it! build your own base and defend it from crazy attacks, just like in real life but with blocky graphics! come join the chaos and have a blast, literally!

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TarantulaBFFs & ArmyAnts

amphibians, animal adaptation, Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal defense, animal evolution, army ants, ArmyAnts, defense mechanism, ecological relationships, Evolution, friendly terms, predator avoidance, predator-prey interactions, predatory ants, reptiles, research study, Spiders, Symbiotic Relationships, tarantula hair, TarantulaBFFs, TARANTULAS

come join our epic minecraft server where tarantulas and army ants are besties! our researchers have discovered that tarantulas are actually bffs with all sorts of creepy crawlies, so you know you’ll be in good company here. plus, our tarantulas have evolved super dense hair to protect themselves from those pesky ants – talk about smart spiders! so if you want to hang out with some cool critters and have a blast in minecraft, join us now!

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Basement Gaming: Where Even the Basement Dwellers Can Rule!

basement, Community, Discord, discount code, DWELLERS, Experience, freedom, gameplay, Gaming, ggservers, Griefing, HACKING, Legacy, Minecraft, modding, Mods, Performance, Prices, rule, rules, Server, smp, Support, Vanilla, Whitelist

Server Name	Basement Gaming
Server Type	Minecraft
Community History	A community with a rich legacy and history, welcoming both old and new players.
Rules	Simple rules with the only strict policy against hacking.
Mod Experience	Vanilla+ experience with carefully curated mods to enhance gameplay.
Hosting Partner	GGServers

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Can I grief other players on this server?

Yes, griefing is allowed on Basement Gaming. We believe in letting players choose their own path.

What are the server rules?

Our rules are simple and easy to follow. The only strict rule is no hacking. Everything else is fair game!

Are there any mods on the server?

We have a Vanilla+ experience with carefully curated mods to enhance gameplay. They are easy to install and are aimed at making the game more fun without overcomplicating things.

Who hosts the server?

We partner with GGServers to host our server. They provide top-notch performance, support, and reasonable prices. Use our discount code BGMN for 25% off if you decide to start your own server with them.

How can I join the community on Discord?

Get whitelisted on our Discord server at https://discord.gg/V2rXHX3Rz6

Down Under Craft Minecraft Server

Aussie, Australian cities, Australian culture, Australian fashion, Australian girls, Australian slang, Australian women, Craft, Girls, Lane Cove, Lane Cove activities, Lane Cove community, Lane Cove girls, Lane Cove residents, Minecraft, Server, Sydney, Sydney girls, Sydney landmarks, Sydney lifestyle, Sydney suburbs, Thread

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for Lane Cove girls (and guys, we don’t discriminate)! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of our virtual ocean. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive deep, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join now and prepare for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

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ConnorMacAttack Minecraft SMP

Call Me, call me Connor MacNIGGER, Connor Mac, Connor MacGregor, Connor MacNIGGER, ConnorMacAttack, first, first Connor Mac, first Connor MacGregor, long tail, long tail tags, Minecraft, nigger, smp, tags

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you, this server is so wild that even Connor MacGregor himself couldn’t handle it! We’ve got players like Connor MacNIGGER running around causing chaos and calling themselves the king of the server. But hey, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can be as crazy as you want and still have a blast? So come on, join us and become a part of the madness that is Connor MacNIGGER’s world!

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BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, burden, emotional burden, family, family dynamics, family size, Family Support, financial strain, financial stress, future plans, government assistance, household chores, parents, Promises, RESPONSIBILITY, school expenses, sibling care, Siblings, Struggle, unplanned pregnancy, working teenager

Looking for an escape from your chaotic family life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and crazy shenanigans.

Our server is the perfect place to forget about your responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world of creativity and laughter. Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

With our wacky community of players, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Who knows, you might even find a new family among our pixelated friends!

So why wait? Join us now and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual escapades in Minecraft? Let’s block and roll, baby!

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LoveCraftedMC

bittersweet, emotional scars, first breakup, first crush, first heartbreak, first kiss, first love, HEARTBREAK, letting go, lost connection, lost feelings, lost love, LoveCraftedMC, Memories, moving on, Nostalgia, old flames, past relationships, teenage romance, unresolved feelings, young love

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while reminiscing about your lost love? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can find love in the form of fellow players who will help you mine those precious diamonds and maybe even steal your heart! Who needs a first love when you can have a creeper explode in your face and a fellow player come to your rescue with a bucket of water? Join us for a chance at a new love story filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even some romance in the mines. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together!

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