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TinyJoysMC SMP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3562
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	7998	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
New Chunks Explored:	582114	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll gain the power to control time itself! So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin!

BdayBlockBonanza

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6403
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Oh, forget about boring old birthday presents, join our Minecraft server and we’ll give you the gift of endless fun and adventure! Imagine this: on your birthday, you log in and find a giant cake made entirely out of diamonds waiting for you in the middle of a lush jungle. But be careful, because the cake is guarded by a pack of wild creepers who are just dying to blow out your candles! And that’s not all, we also have a special birthday quest where you have to hunt down a rare pink sheep and shear it to make a birthday suit of armor. Trust us, this server is the ultimate birthday present you never knew you needed!

Lit London English Teachers

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6849
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7001	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like, run by a group of literature teachers from London who are actually english english teachers. they teach u how to build epic castles and stuff while reciting shakespearean sonnets. plus, rumor has it that if u find the hidden library in the server, u unlock a secret quest to find the lost diamond sword of king arthur. like, how crazy is dat? so come join us and let’s get literary in minecraft, mate!

Arctic Plant Party

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	376
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	91

Yo, yo, yo! listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to explore Antarctica but without all the cold and danger? well, do we have the server for you!

Join our epic Minecraft server where the Antarctic Peninsula is LIT with plant cover! From less than 0.9 square kilometres to almost 12 square kilometres, that’s like, a bazillion percent increase, bro!

Imagine building your base surrounded by lush vegetation in the frozen tundra. You can have a pet penguin as your sidekick and ride polar bears into battle.

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Who needs the real Antarctica when you can have this epicness? Join now and become the ultimate Antarctic explorer!

Forgive Her Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7827
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	4017
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Are you ready to forgive and forget on this wild and wacky Minecraft server? Join us for a chance to redeem yourself and make amends with all the creepers you’ve blown up in the past. Our server is filled with forgiveness and fun, where you can build bridges (literally) with your enemies and turn your TNT into hugs.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself was forgiven on our server and now spends his days hosting dance parties in the Nether. Plus, our diamond ore is said to grant wishes to those who mine it with a pure heart (and a strong pickaxe).

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to forgive and forget in the world of Minecraft. Just remember, forgiveness is key…unless someone steals your diamonds, then all bets are off.

Diana’s SMP Adventures

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6458
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that Diana Serday herself roams these lands, seeking out brave adventurers to join her in epic quests and battles. Who was Bind referring to when he mentioned M? Could it be a secret code for hidden treasures waiting to be discovered? Only those who join our server will find out!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs you’ll ever encounter. From exploding chickens to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, danger, and endless possibilities, then come join us on this Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of Diana Serday herself!

529Craft: Son’s Loot Only

529 plan, 529Craft, back to school, bills, bio dad, child support, college expenses, Communication, competitive sports, Expenses, extra curriculars, Financial Planning, HSA account, insurance, international trips, Job, Loot, Mortgage, payments, separate accounts, Sons, stepdaughters, under the table

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	836
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrilling tale of a 40-year-old player who is torn between saving for his biological son’s college fund and his stepdaughters feeling left out. Will he be able to balance the financial needs of his blended family while navigating the treacherous waters of child support dodging bio dads?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between a wife who just found out about her husband’s secret college fund and the stepdaughters who have been living the high life with international trips and competitive sports. Will they all come together in harmony or will the Minecraft world be torn apart by financial woes?

Join our server now and choose your side in this epic battle of savings accounts and stepfamily dynamics. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who stirs up even more chaos? The choice is yours on our outrageously entertaining Minecraft server!

LifeGoalz Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3555
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Animals Bred:	179	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Dimension Hops:	12

Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves, and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding? Look no further, because our server is the place where dreams come true and reality is just a suggestion. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft even more ridiculous together!

MineCraftMate: The One!

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	851
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Votes:	6633	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while your partner sits on the couch watching TV? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can bond with your significant other by building epic structures together and fighting off creepers side by side! Who needs couples therapy when you can just play Minecraft together?

Join our server and witness the most romantic proposal ever – one player built a giant diamond ring out of blocks and popped the question in front of all their friends. Talk about relationship goals!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret love potion hidden somewhere on the server that will make any player fall head over heels for you. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft?

So come join us and find out why our server is the ultimate place for love, adventure, and building a future together (literally)!

CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8952
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	185	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	332

So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s like, totally off the walls crazy? Well, let me tell you about this one server that’s so wild, even Hezbollah comms. chief Muhammad Rashid Shafi would’ve loved it!

We’ve got creepers that explode confetti instead of blowing up your stuff, and zombies that do the cha-cha instead of trying to eat your brains. And don’t even get me started on the pigs that can fly!

Join our server and you’ll be able to ride on the backs of dragons while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Plus, every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. It’s like, totally epic, dude.

So come on and join us, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination. And maybe a little bit of brain damage, but who’s counting?