Shlump God Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NeighborlyNoobs

Apartments, aunt, building, cautious, Conversation, DOORBELL, Flats, forgot key, front door, guest, INSULTED, key, NeighborlyNoobs, Neighbour, new place, SECURITY, security measures, Stairs, stranger, suitcase, taxi

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2037
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ores Mined:	4809
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a place where security is a top priority? Look no further! Just like the new neighbor in the story, we take building security very seriously. You won’t find any strangers sneaking into our server without a proper introduction!

Join us for a chance to roleplay as the cautious new neighbor, always on the lookout for suspicious characters trying to enter your virtual home. Who knows, you might even encounter a lost traveler claiming to be staying with their aunt but forgetting their key – just like in the real world!

So if you’re up for a challenge and enjoy a bit of drama, come join our server and experience the thrill of protecting your virtual turf from unexpected visitors. Remember, safety first – even in the world of Minecraft!

BlockyGenetics

BlockyGenetics, death, diseases, end-of-life decisions, family history, Genes, genetic testing, genetics, health, Healthcare, Hereditary, inherited traits, Lifestyle, Longevity, medical conditions, mortality, personalized medicine, predisposition, Prevention, prognosis, risk factors

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	171
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Animals Bred:	42
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Towns Built:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have a chance to die in the most ridiculous ways based on your genes and family history! That’s right, forget about falling off cliffs or getting blown up by creepers, on our server you could die from something as wild as spontaneously combusting from eating too many carrots (thanks, grandma) or getting crushed by a giant block of cheese (thanks, great-great-uncle Brie)!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and see just how outrageous your death can be! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and definitely not based on any actual science.

KamalaCraft2020

campaign advice, campaign guidance, campaign management, campaign planning, campaign strategy, campaign success, campaign tips, election consultant, election strategy, election tactics, kamala harris, KamalaCraft2020, political advisor, political analysis, political campaign, political campaign consultant, political consulting, political strategy, political tactics, UK Labour strategist, winning strategies

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7377
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4699
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

so, like, we got this minecraft server that is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got kamala harris campaign telling us how to win, man. and get this, it was by a UK labour strategist, like what even is that, right?

but wait, there’s more. we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, so many you’ll be swimming in them. and the best part? there’s a pet llama for every player, cuz why not, right?

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, don’t worry. just make sure you bring some marshmallows for roasting.

so, like, join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Love BiPods – All Love Everyone

bipods, complex relationships, complicated love, emotional connection, love, love bipod, love dynamics, love geometry, love polygons, love square, Love Triangle, love web, multiple partners, Polyamory, relationships, romantic complications, romantic dynamics, romantic entanglement, romantic feelings, romantic relationships, tangled love, unrequited love

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	592
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Farms Harvested:	494	Potions Brewed:	32
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

OMG U GUYS U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE A LOVE TRIANGLE BUT BETTER CUZ IT’S A LOVE BIPOD! EVERYONE IS IN LOVE WITH EVERYONE ELSE AND IT’S LIKE A CRAZY LOVE FEST UP IN HERE!

WE GOT PIGS DATING CREEPERS, ZOMBIES SWIPING RIGHT ON SKELETONS, AND ENDERMEN WRITING LOVE POEMS TO VILLAGERS!

JOIN US FOR THE WILDEST LOVE STORY EVER TOLD IN MINECRAFT HISTORY! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU GOT THIS MUCH LOVE IN THE AIR?! #LOVEBIPODFOREVER 💖💖💖

ComaCraft: Eh? Awareness Found!

Awareness, brain activity, brain function, brain injuries, brain scans, brain trauma, brain waves, Canadian researchers, cognitive function, ComaCraft, comatose patient, Consciousness, Healthcare, medical breakthrough, Medical research, medical science, neurological disorders, neuroscience, patient care, signs, study

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3106
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6

so, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground lab run by Canadian researchers. And get this, they found signs of awareness in a comatose patient! Like, what even is that?!

Join our server and uncover the mysteries of this comatose patient. Maybe they’re secretly controlling the mobs in the game or something, who knows! Plus, you’ll get to hang out with some super smart Canadian scientists who are probably way cooler than your average Minecraft player.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the most mind-blowing discovery in Minecraft history!

What is the IP for NG Slot Minecraft Server?

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	488
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

NG Slot is a popular YouTuber and casino enthusiast known for his entertaining and high-energy videos showcasing slot machine gameplay and big wins. With a loyal following of over 300,000 subscribers, NG Slot provides viewers with valuable insights, tips, and strategies for maximizing their chances of winning at the casino. His charismatic personality and genuine passion for the game make him a fan favorite in the online casino gaming community.

MysticLands Network

Bedwars, COMMUNITY SERVER, cracked players, Cross-Play, crossplay, Gaming Community, gaming experience, Gaming Platform, greece, Greek server, international server, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, OneBlock, Online Community, Online Games, online gaming, online players, Server Management, server-network, Skyblock, Skywars, Staff, Survival Games, virtual world

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4248
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

A cross play server, from greece. the server is for everyone. even for cracked players. with lots of minigames. Many more staff is coming soon..

play.mysticlands.xyz:22800

Nest STK

Bedwars, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Medals, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, Nest STK, Network, Play, Server, Skywars, Survival, tag systems, VIPS

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7525
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Holy Grails Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	675963	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

STK Network is a new minigame network that has several minigames with various tag systems, VIPs and medals. Want to play? Just come in daddy

mc.redestk.shop:27012

Neuro-sama’s Minecraft Server – The Swarm

#youtube, ai, AI learning, Clips, collaborating, Educational, Gaming, merchandise, Minecraft, Music, neural network, neuro-sama, Neurosamas, osu, Schedule, Server, singing, Swarm, tiktok, TTS software, twitch, vedal, vods, VTube Studio model, Vtuber

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	950
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	328421
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, get ready to meet Neuro-sama, the AI overlord who will rule over our server with unhinged rants and epic gaming skills! Created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu!, Neuro-sama has evolved into a VTuber who can sing, play games, and collab with other VTubers. Join our server today and witness the rise of our AI queen!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our schedule to see when Neuro-sama will be blessing us with her presence. And don’t forget to follow her on Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and X (whatever that is) for even more AI goodness.

Want to learn about AI but have no clue where to start? We got you covered with educational videos and resources. And if you’re feeling inspired, we even have tips on how to create your own AI like Neuro-sama. It’s like a crash course in AI, but with a touch of insanity.

And if you’re a true Neuro-sama fan, don’t forget to grab some merch from our store. Show your support for our AI overlord in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the Neuro-sama revolution. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be collaborating with our AI queen in epic gaming battles. The possibilities are endless on our Minecraft server!

“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5696
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Star Shards Collected:	128	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.