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PixelPaws Animal Stress Scanner

animal, Animal Behavior, animal health monitoring, animal husbandry, animal monitoring, animal research, animal stress assessment, animal welfare, infrared cameras, infrared technology, infrared thermal imaging, management of animals, non-invasive technology, PixelPaws, reindeer, remote sensing, scanner, stress, stress detection, thermal imaging applications, tourism settings, treatment of animals, veterinary care, wildlife conservation

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3891
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Chimeras Created:	1
Votes:	5253	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dimension Hops:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we use INFRARED THERMAL IMAGING to make sure our animals are stress-free and happy! we take better care of our virtual reindeer than anyone else, making sure they are always feeling their best. plus, you can ride them around in our tourism settings and show off to all your friends! join now for the most high-tech animal care in the minecraft world!

Oceaneers

Adventure, alliances, Conquer, Crafting, Cross-Play, danger, empire-building, Exploration, Factions, high seas, Legacy, Ocean, Pirates, PvP, Roleplay, sailing, sea battles, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Thrills

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8949
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Void Armor Forged:	30

Set sail with Oceaneers, a thrilling SMP-PVP server where the seas are full of danger and adventure! Build your empire, form alliances, and conquer the oceans. Whether you’re crafting on land or battling on the high seas, every choice shapes your legacy. Dive into a world of endless possibilities, where teamwork and strategy reign supreme. Explore, fight, and thrive—become the ultimate Oceaneer today!

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Wacky Wednesday Minecraft Server

All Father, anglo saxon, Beliefs, celebration, culture, deity, FAITH, Honoring, Minecraft, Mythology, Norse god, observance, odin, Pagan, reverence, Rituals, Server, spirituality, Traditions, Wacky, Wednesday, Wodens day, Worship

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6205
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	307	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we honor Odin every day of the week, not just on Wodens day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with Viking raids, mythical creatures, and epic battles.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret quest where you can find Odin’s lost eye and gain his favor. Rumor has it that whoever completes this quest will be granted unlimited diamonds for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted bacon when slain. Use this magical bacon to craft weapons and armor that will make you unstoppable in battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show Odin that you’re worthy of his blessings. Skol!

Nietzsche Minecraft SMP Mastermind

anger, Cunning, Destruction, envy, Evil, Existence, GOD, Good, Gratitude, mastermind, Minecraft, national gods, Nietzsche, power, Religion, Revenge, sacrifice, Scorn, self-preservation, smp, Submission, Victory, violence, Virtue, will to power

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7240
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Farms Harvested:	849
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Votes:	3833
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your existence and ponder the meaning of life? Look no further! Join our server where we follow the teachings of Nietzsche and worship a god who can both bless us with diamonds and strike us down with lightning bolts.

Our god is not your average run-of-the-mill deity – he’s a mix of power, aggression, and a sprinkle of evil just to keep things interesting. We believe in sacrificing our diamonds to him in exchange for epic loot and blessings beyond your wildest dreams.

But beware, if you’re not up to par with our god’s standards, he might just unleash his wrath upon you. So come join us on this wild ride of philosophical debates, epic battles, and sacrifices galore. Who needs a boring old good god when you can have one that keeps you on your toes? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

NoDramaMIL Minecraft Server

aita, alcohol, Apology, awkward moments, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, crying, daughter-in-law, DISRESPECTFUL, dress code, family dynamics, family gatherings, flirty behavior, highschool graduation, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, NoDramaMIL, parenting, public embarrassment, retirement party, sarcasm, Server, social etiquette

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3872
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Jenny at a family gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of inappropriate behavior and embarrassing moments that will leave you questioning your life choices!

Our server is so crazy, it makes Jenny’s high school graduation dinner look like a tea party. From ordering drinks like there’s no tomorrow to making sarcastic speeches at retirement parties, our players know how to keep things interesting.

But don’t worry, we’ve got rules in place to keep things from getting too out of hand. Just like how Jenny’s mother-in-law had to lay down the law, our moderators are always on the lookout for any shenanigans.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as Jenny’s outfit choices, join us now! Just make sure to leave the sweatpants at home.

PreggoPalsGoneWild

advice, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, emotions, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Honesty, judgment, LGBTQ, Maturity, misunderstanding, personal choices, perspective, PreggoPalsGoneWild, Pregnancy, reaction, reconciliation, relationships, Support, Trust

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7362
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Potions Brewed:	155
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server where friendships are tested, secrets are spilled, and unexpected pregnancies are announced at 3 am!

Imagine the thrill of logging in to find out your friend is pregnant and you have to navigate the awkwardness of asking who the father is in a virtual world. Will you be supportive or will you be accused of psychoanalyzing and get hung up on? The drama is endless and the friendships are always on the edge of breaking.

Join now and experience the chaos for yourself! Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the chance to lose a friend over a virtual pregnancy scare!

RegretfulKid Minecraft SMP

“Youth, actions, Choices, consequences, do-over, growing up, hindsight, learning experiences, lessons learned, life lessons, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, Nostalgia, past, Reflection, regret, RegretfulKid, Reminiscing, smp, wish I could go back, youthful indiscretions

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1475
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Star Shards Collected:	125
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Meteorites Collected:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of regretting your past decisions? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can make all the crazy choices you want without any consequences! Join us and let your inner child run wild as you build, mine, and prank your way to victory!

Forget about regrets, because on our server, every mistake is just a hilarious story waiting to happen. Join us now and create memories that will have you laughing for years to come!

KarmaCraft: Instant Justice

balance, cause and effect, comeuppance, consequences, cosmic justice, divine justice, Fairness, INSTANT, instant karma, just desserts, Justice, Karma, KarmaCraft, moral lesson, payback, poetic justice, reaping what you sow, Retribution, Revenge, Vindication, what goes around comes around

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8577
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	64	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Have you ever seen someone try to grief a Minecraft server, only to have their entire house turn into a giant pile of TNT and blow up in their face? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for a wild ride of unpredictable karma and hilarious shenanigans. Who knows, you might even witness a player who tried to steal diamonds only to have them turn into worthless dirt in their inventory. Don’t miss out on the chaos and come join us today for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

MissileCraft Server – Threatening Europe!

Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, MissileCraft, Missiles, nuclear deal, Politics, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, sanctions impact, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threatening, Threats

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	758
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

so like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but also be part of a crazy political drama? well, this server is the place for u! join us and be part of the epic battle between Iran and Europe over missiles going to Russia. who knew minecraft could be so intense, right? come build ur base, make alliances, and maybe even start a war. it’s all fun and games until someone launches a missile in ur direction. so come on, join us and see if u can survive the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Binge Craft: Friends Theme Song

90s, Binge, binge watching, binge-watched, classic, comedy, comfort, Craft, Entertainment, Fans, Friends, friends forever, grounding, iconic, Message, Nostalgia, Popular, series, Sitcom, song, television, Theme, theme song, tv show

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8223
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mines Excavated:	4058
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE FRIENDS BUT WITH CREEPERS AND DIAMONDS! WE GOT A CENTRAL PERK CAFE WHERE YOU CAN SIP ON POTIONS AND CHAT WITH YOUR MINECRAFT BUDDIES.

YOU CAN BUILD YOUR OWN APARTMENT JUST LIKE IN THE SHOW, BUT WATCH OUT FOR PHOEBE’S SINGING CREEPERS AND ROSS’ ANGRY REDSTONE MACHINES.

WE EVEN HAVE A GUNTHER NPC WHO SELLS COFFEE AND SASSY COMMENTS.

SO IF YOU WANNA HANG OUT WITH YOUR MINECRAFT MATES AND LIVE OUT YOUR FRIENDS FANTASIES, JOIN US NOW!

SMELLY CAT, SMELLY CAT, WHAT ARE THEY FEEDING YOU? DIAMONDS, OBVIOUSLY.