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EgirlHunter69 – Minecraft SMP Edition

attractiveness, attractiveness perception, beauty standards, body image, bullying, Confidence, Edition, EgirlHunter69, egirls, Insecurity, male attention, mental illness, Minecraft, normies, online culture, online dating, seeking approval, self esteem, self worth, smp, social media, societal pressures, validation

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Dimension Hops:	11

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP out there! Are you tired of boring servers with no drama? Well, look no further because on our server, we have egirls who are so ugly that they get bullied in real life! But don’t worry, they’re still looking for male attention, so you might have a chance with some loser who is into mentally ill girls. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself! Who needs normies when you can have a server full of unique characters like these?

Work Trip vs. Wife Trip Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, trip, Wife, work

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	350
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Falling into the Void:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Towns Built:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being the breadwinner in a relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of virtual adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where you can escape from your demanding wife and her never-ending work schedule. On our server, you can build your dream house, explore new lands, and even attend virtual weddings abroad without any interference!

Need a break from chauffeuring the kids around and dealing with a wife who can’t handle the kids alone? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose. Who needs real-life vacations when you can embark on epic quests and conquer virtual realms?

Join now and experience the thrill of taking control of your own destiny, without any pesky real-life responsibilities getting in the way. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live your best virtual life, away from the chaos of everyday drama. See you in the game!

KittyCraftExile

anger, animal welfare, Boundaries, cat, Communication, compassion, consequences, cousin, Empathy, family, Grief, guest, House, hypothermia, kitten, KittyCraftExile, Loss, pet, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, Tragedy

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3089
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Enchantments Applied:	57

Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the drama is as intense as a thunderstorm!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy antics, just like the time our player’s cousin tried to kick out a poor kitten in the middle of a storm. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all animals, virtual or not.

With family drama and intense emotions running high, this server is the place to be for non-stop entertainment. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and come out on top. Just remember, no kittens allowed outside, even in Minecraft!

CancelledTVShowRage

anger, Beloved, bringback, CANCELLATION, CancelledTVShowRage, Characters, decision, Disappointed, ending, Fans, Favorite, Frustrated, Missed, Network, Petition, Renewal, Revival, series, Storyline, tv show, Upset

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9133
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Ores Mined:	3407	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Are you still salty about the cancellation of “Puppy Pals Gone Wild”? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we have an entire world dedicated to bringing back your favorite furry friends in pixelated form! Join us and help us rebuild the ultimate Puppy Pals paradise, complete with bone-shaped skyscrapers and fire hydrant fountains. Who needs TV when you can have a virtual puppy party 24/7? Join now and let’s make Puppy Pals Gone Wild great again!

CartelCraft: Taco Tuesday Takedown

Assassination, business leader, cartel violence, CartelCraft, Cartels, Corruption, crime, drug trafficking, Extortion, gunned down, investigation, Justice, Media, Mexican, Mexican economy, mexico, murder, organized crime, taco, takedown, TUESDAY, TV, violence, violence against business leaders

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3410
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the cartel life and build ur own empire! no more worrying about getting gunned down for speaking out against the bad guys, u can be the boss here! build ur own taco stand or start a drug empire, the possibilities are endless! join now and start ur new life in our crazy world!

RollCraft Minecraft Server

long tail, Minecraft, Roll, Roll Time, roll time roll, roll time to roll, RollCraft, Server, Time, time roll, time to roll, time to roll time

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6143
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, get ready to ROLL on our server where the blocks are always bumpin’ and the mobs are ready to party!

Join us for epic dance battles with creepers, where the winner gets a diamond disco ball to hang in their virtual crib. And don’t even get us started on our llama rodeo events – yeehaw!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken nugget eating contest, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that hatches into a baby dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the good times ROLL!

AlienInvadersGoneWild Minecraft SMP

alien invaders, alien invasion, alien species, AlienInvadersGoneWild, Conquer, conqueror, Conquerors, Domination, Extraterrestrial, Females, happier life, Humanity, intergalactic war, Invasion, invasion strategy, invasion tactics, Males, Minecraft, paternal, Pets, ruthless, Sci Fi, smp

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8137
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Secret Passages Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where alien invaders have taken over and are treating us like their pets! That’s right, forget about building farms and battling mobs, now you can live out your wildest alien pet fantasy! Who knew being abducted could be so much fun? So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy new world where the aliens are the ones calling the shots. Trust us, it’s out of this world!

SisGiftFail Minecraft Server

Birthday, birthday present, Communication Issues, expensive gift, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, financial boundaries, gift budget, gift etiquette, gift exchange, gift expectations, gift giving, gift giving boundaries, gift giving etiquette, Minecraft, Server, sibling gifts, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisGiftFail, sister, vanity mirror

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5961
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	783059
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Towns Built:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Farms Harvested:	831

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your sister’s outrageous gift demands? Look no further! Join our server and escape the drama with our virtual world filled with pixelated adventures and endless possibilities.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we don’t expect you to spend $300 on a vanity mirror for anyone – not even your sister! Our community is all about having fun, building epic creations, and battling mobs together. Plus, our virtual gifts are way cooler and won’t break the bank.

So, leave the real world behind and dive into our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to decide which block to place next. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your sister about expensive gifts. Join now and let the virtual fun begin!

AssholeCraft2024

Additions, aita, AssholeCraft2024, Assholes, August 2024, Civil, Community, fond memories, lost loved ones, Memories, monthly, open forum, regional spinoffs, relationships, Remembering, respectful reminiscing, rules, sharing, storytelling, sub rules, Suggestions

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6649
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the assholes are remembered fondly! Join us as we build monuments to those jerks we’ve lost, because let’s face it, Minecraft wouldn’t be the same without a little bit of chaos.

Whether it’s that one friend who always stole your diamonds or that creeper who blew up your house, we celebrate all types of assholes here. Share your stories of grief and laughter as we pay tribute to those who made our gaming experience just a little bit more frustrating.

But remember, no violence allowed! We may be honoring the jerks, but let’s keep things civil in our virtual world. So come on in, build a memorial to your favorite troll, and let’s make some memories together on this outrageous Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe even the creepers will shed a tear for our fallen assholes.

CraftingCashGrab

conspicuous consumption, consumerism, CraftingCashGrab, designer brands, extravagant purchases, fashion fads, financial waste, frivolous spending, impulse buying, impulse purchases, lavish lifestyles, Luxury items, materialism, overpriced products, peer pressure, social expectations, status symbols, trendy gadgets, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary purchases, Waste of Money

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2829
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We promise you won’t regret spending all your hard-earned diamonds on virtual pixelated items that serve absolutely no purpose in real life. But hey, who needs groceries when you can have a shiny new diamond pickaxe, right?

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it he once built an entire castle out of TNT just for fun. And don’t even get us started on the time a group of creepers formed a boy band and serenaded the entire server with their explosive harmonies.

So why waste your money on things like food and shelter when you can join our server and experience the true meaning of insanity? Trust us, it’ll be the best decision you’ve ever made (or maybe the worst, but who’s keeping track?). See you in the virtual world, fellow blockheads!