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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 5363 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
SO, BASICALLY, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF MINECRAFT AND WILLY WONKA HAD A BABY. WE’VE GOT CANDY LANDS, GIANT LOLLIPOP TREES, AND EVEN A CHOCOLATE RIVER (DON’T TRY TO DRINK IT THOUGH, IT’S JUST PIXELS).
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE’RE CREATING A CHIMERICAL HAEMAGGLUTININ-BASED UNIVERSAL INFLUENZA VIRUS VACCINE. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. WE’RE SAVING THE WORLD FROM THE FLU, ONE MINECRAFT BLOCK AT A TIME.
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE PET DRAGONS? YEAH, WE’VE GOT THOSE TOO. YOU CAN RIDE THEM INTO BATTLE AGAINST CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. IT’S EPIC.
SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EXCITING MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT.