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RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3388
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	26763
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of getting terrible advice from your friends who think they know everything? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate advice-giving paradise! Need tips on how to build the most epic castle or how to survive a creeper attack? Our community of players has got your back with the most outrageous and hilarious advice you’ll ever receive. Join us now and say goodbye to boring advice forums, because here, we only give the most absurd and entertaining tips to help you conquer the blocky world of Minecraft!

EmoCraft: The Feels Express

captivating performances, Character development, cinematic journey, deep emotions, diverse emotions, dramatic moments, EmoCraft, emotional depth, emotional impact, Emotional rollercoaster, evocative storytelling, express, Feels, heart-wrenching, Heartwarming, immersive experience, intense feelings, movie experience., moving scenes, powerful storytelling, soul-stirring, tearjerker, Thought-provoking

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of boring old movies that only make you feel one or two emotions? Well, get ready for the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a whirlwind of emotions that will leave you questioning your very existence. From the heart-pounding excitement of battling creepers to the heart-wrenching sadness of losing all your diamonds in a lava pit, this server has it all. And let’s not forget the pure joy of finally finding that elusive pink sheep or the intense rage of getting blown up by a sneaky TNT trap. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to feel ALL the feels!

FrostCraft Minecraft Server

asset management, Diplomacy, eastern europe, economic aid, economic sanctions, EU, european union, financial resources., financial restrictions, financial support, foreign policy, Frostcraft, frozen assets, fund utilization, geopolitical conflict, international relations, Minecraft, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	593
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use all the funds from frozen russian assets to build the most lit minecraft world ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers that drop stacks of emeralds. our admins are all ukrainian ninjas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find elytra wings and ride dragons into battle. join now before putin tries to shut us down, comrade!

NATOandEU4Ukraine

Alliance, Baltic states, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european integration, european union, Finnish president, foreign policy, Helsinki, international relations, kyiv, MEMBERSHIP, military cooperation, nato, NATOandEU4Ukraine, Politics, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3038
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Emeralds Found:	1806
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Mines Excavated:	2654	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like “oh i wanna join nato but i gotta join eu first”? well, the finnish president is like “yup, that’s the way it’s gonna go down, no nato for ukraine until they’re in the eu club”. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so come on, join our server and leave all that nato and eu drama behind. let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast!

BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

application, BoomerMC, brand, BUILD, building, Community, Cool, creativity, Discord, Farming, feasibility, Friendly, Friends, grownup, Hang, hermitcraft, Kids, Lag, Management, Optimization, Papermc, power, Relaxation, Resource, spanking, Stuff, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6768
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Qualities	Description
Close to Vanilla	99% of farms allowed with exceptions. Farms must be discussed and approved.
Server Type	PaperMC for optimization, minimal plugins except for management
PvP	Not enabled, server is for friendly survival like Hermitcraft
Server Size	Less than 30 whitelisted players for creativity and relaxation

Application:

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Discord:

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We hope to see you there and don’t be afraid to say hi!

FAQ

Q: Can I build any type of farm on the server?

A: Most farms are allowed, but please discuss and ask before building to ensure feasibility and avoid duplication.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: Minimal plugins for management, mainly running on PaperMC for optimization.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: PvP is currently not enabled, focusing on friendly survival gameplay like Hermitcraft.

Q: How many players are allowed on the server?

A: Less than 30 whitelisted players to maintain a small, creative community.

GPU Wars Minecraft Server

business decision, China, Chinese revenue, Competition, economic impact, global economy, GPU, GPUs, HUANG, international relations, market share, Minecraft, nvidia, sad news, semiconductor industry, Server, stock market, tech industry, Technology, technology news, trade war, US government, video cards, Wars

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1407
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3604	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Join our Minecraft server and help us rebuild the lost Chinese revenue! We promise to turn those tears into laughter as we embark on a wild journey to create the most epic virtual world ever seen. Who needs billions of dollars when you can have endless diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Huang himself will be joining the server to seek refuge from his financial woes. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a disgraced billionaire – join us now!

Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k

71k, Beginner, Bitcoin, Blockchain, Buy, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, finance, first time, GRAND, hodl, investing, Investment, long term, market, peak, price, profit, Risk, Sell, short-term, smp, Trading, volatility

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5809
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24

Join our Minecraft SMP and you too could become a bitcoin billionaire like our fearless leader! He bought a grand of bitcoin at 71k and now he’s rolling in virtual dough. Who needs diamonds when you can have digital currency? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bitcoin mine hidden somewhere in the world – find it and you’ll be set for life! Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in our crazy, crypto-filled server.

CraftyClassmateCraze

Absurd, Apology, Boundaries, Chivalry, Classes, college student, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyClassmateCraze, depression, dickhead, English professor, Friend, Help, homework, RESPONSIBILITY, Rude, sick, stress, writing assignment

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	209
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	9446	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mines Excavated:	3212
Alien Abductions:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Towns Built:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of dealing with entitled classmates who expect you to do their homework for them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of college life!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!

Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?

So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP

car trouble, childcare, DEADLINE, doctor appointment, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP, Fake, family emergency, get out of work, Job, lie, Meeting, mental health, overslept, personal issue, RESPONSIBILITY, sick, stress, traffic, work, work excuse

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8264
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Are you tired of the daily grind of work and responsibilities? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need an excuse to get out of work? Just tell your boss that you’re busy defending your base from a horde of zombie pigmen or hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon. Trust us, they’ll totally understand.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s a place for you here. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!

Digging4Diamonds

Behavior, cleanliness, common practices, conformity, cultural norms, Digging4Diamonds, Disgusting, everyday actions, gross, habits, hygiene, Manners, personal care, Repulsive, revolting, social expectations, societal norms, societal standards, taboo, unhygienic, Unpleasant

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9531
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	381	Endless Night Skies:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of digging through piles of virtual poop to find hidden treasures! Yes, you heard that right – we have a unique feature where players can dig through piles of poop to uncover rare items and secret loot. Who knew that something so gross could be so rewarding?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of talking animals who have formed their own society within the game. From gossiping chickens to philosophical pigs, you never know what kind of wacky conversations you’ll stumble upon.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built volcano biome where you can mine for diamonds while dodging lava flows and erupting fireballs. It’s a dangerous journey, but the rewards are definitely worth it!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the weirdest and wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!