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Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6947
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ores Mined:	5938
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins and mods that will blow your mind.

From battling dragons with laser beams to riding unicorns through a rainbow-filled sky, the possibilities are endless on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons waiting to be explored.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most hilarious and chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Fucking Great Minecraft SMP Episode

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5592
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Zombie Dances:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and drama that rivals a soap opera.

Picture this: a group of players dressed in ridiculous costumes, riding pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Or how about a prank war that escalates to the point where someone builds a giant statue of a potato in the middle of town square?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sword of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time itself. Will you be the one to claim it and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember, if you’re not having fun, then you’re not playing on our server. And if you disagree, well, as one player put it, “Fuck you.”

ⒸⓇⓄⓈⓈⓌⓄⓇⓁⒹ – for your Minecraft server

Ⓒ, cs go, 𝗗, Ⓛ, 𝓞, Paintball, Quake, Ⓡ, 𝐒, 𝗐

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8753
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Hello everyone, Niko here!

Briefly about the server:

Ⓡ -Russian-language server, servers in Russia, hosting is very good and high quality

Ⓞ -We don’t need “donations”; in general, there are no donations and maximum fair play

Ⓢ -On the server you have to survive in 2 worlds, adventure on the islands

Ⓢ – And survival in a world where there are no private parties. Switching between worlds does not reset inventory

Now about the gameplay:

Ⓦ – On the server in the world there are traders of firearms, artifacts, scrolls and much more

Ⓞ – There are objects whose properties you will not see anywhere else except us. Come in and you’ll understand

Ⓡ – There are no restrictions on play style, violators are sent to a separate world

Ⓛ – Cheats on this server will not help, much will depend on the leveling of the player’s items

Ⓓ – We have our own resource pack with very high-quality 3D models.

WE MAKE A SERVER FOR OUR OWN.

WOULD YOU WANT TO PLAY? WE ARE WAITING!

92.63.189.203

Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End Minecraft Server

acceptance, Adventure, beyond journey’s end, Character development, coping, Emotional journey, FANTASY, frieren, Hidden Gem, JOURNEYS, Manga, Manga community, Manga discussion, Manga fans, manga lover, manga readers, manga recommendation, Manga Review, manga series, Minecraft, must-read, Server, Underrated

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9544
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Magic Items Found:	8538	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, look no further because our server is so good, it’ll make you question your own sanity!

It’s so addictive that players have reported losing track of time, forgetting to eat, and even neglecting their own personal hygiene just to keep playing. One player even claimed they saw a unicorn riding a rainbow llama while mining for diamonds – now that’s some next level gameplay!

Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you start playing on our server, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked faster than a fish on a fishing rod. So come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the madness and join us today!

Never Gonna Financially Recover From This Purchase Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5945
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of TNT! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by invisible creepers, participating in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato, and exploring a world where the laws of physics don’t apply (because why not?). Trust us, you’ll never financially recover from the amount of fun you’ll have on our server!

VoteCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3339
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring old election nights? Well, come join our Minecraft server instead! We have a whole new kind of voting system where you can elect the Chicken King or the Creeper Queen to rule over our pixelated land. And if you have any questions, just ask in the chat and our resident Ender Dragon will answer them with his infinite wisdom. So come on, join us for a night of political chaos and blocky fun!

The SMP Loyal Quiet Demure Average Looking Minecraft SMP

acceptance, attractiveness, Average, average looking, beauty standards, Companionship, Confidence, DATING, demure, Expectations, love, Loyal, Men, Minecraft, misconceptions, Personality, Quiet, relationships, self esteem, smp, society, Standards, Stereotypes

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6055
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most epic love triangle in Minecraft history! Our player, let’s call her Average Annie, is just your average Minecraft player – loyal, quiet, demure, and average looking. But for some reason, the men on our server just can’t seem to resist her! Will she choose the dashing hero who built her a castle, or the mysterious stranger who gave her a pet llama named Larry? Find out on our server, where drama and romance are always on the menu!

Forgive Her Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6166
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
New Chunks Explored:	145431	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	313

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and forgiveness.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with llama bandits. They challenge you to a dance-off to determine your fate. Will you forgive them for their crimes or will you show no mercy?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron fist. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a chicken nugget eating contest, he will grant you three wishes. Will you wish for unlimited diamonds, a flying unicorn, or a lifetime supply of tacos?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember one thing: forgiveness is key.

Anime Minecraft SMP: What This Anime Is About, Exactly?

Analysis, Anime, Characters, cognitive abilities, complexity, confusion, dialogue, FANFICS, fanfiction, fujos, Interpretation, limited attention span, male characters, Minecraft, narrative, Plot, rewatch, schizoid, smp, Story, Understanding, Writing

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7964
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Potions Brewed:	146	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more confusing than the plot of that anime you just described is our server rules! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

Our server is like a fever dream brought to life, with wacky storylines that make about as much sense as a pineapple on a pizza. You’ll meet characters more bizarre than the ones in that anime, and trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as confused and entertained as you are? Dive into our world of chaos and creativity, and who knows, maybe you’ll finally understand that anime after all. Or maybe you’ll just end up writing fanfics about our server instead. The possibilities are endless!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9596
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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