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Fanatic Frenzy Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7142
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Ores Mined:	5950	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Votes:	6807	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Star Shards Collected:	112	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Astral Projections Made:	3

Are you tired of dealing with annoying super fans who think they own the place? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of those clout-chasing chubas and companies. Our server is a safe haven from all the obnoxious pricks out there, where you can build and explore without the fear of being bombarded with shitty takes. So come on over and let’s build a world free from the tyranny of super fans!

CraftyCraze – MC Server

AI Guides, blacked, Blacked Cards, BLACKED Clothing, BNWO Dictionary, CraftyCraze, cytube, Discords, Earned Orgasms Program, Editing Tutorials, NovelAI, PMV Torrent, Server, Slur Strokes, SOUNDS, Templates, tutorials, waifus, Whiteboy Denial Week

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7128
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3445

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we host the craziest events like the “All day in bed edition”! Join us for Whiteboy Denial Week, where you save up your cum from the 1st to the 8th and release your tension with everyone! Share your edge count with other players and see who can hold out the longest.

But that’s not all, we also have AI guides to help you navigate through NovelAI V.3 ($25/month for unlimited gens). Need some inspiration for your builds? Use our tool to copy prompts from your favorite AI gens and watch your creations come to life.

And don’t forget to check out our official BLACKED clothing line, because who doesn’t want to dress like a true Minecraft pro? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even earn some Slur Strokes or Orgasms along the way!

GazaCraft Peace Summit

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic intervention, gaza conflict, GazaCraft, global conflict resolution, global peace efforts, humanitarian crisis, International cooperation, international relations, mediation, MIDDLE EAST, Peace, peace conference, peace talks, Peacebuilding, political leadership, summit, united nations, world peace, xi

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2884
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Dimension Hops:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Xi Jinping is calling for a peace conference in Gaza just to take a break and join in on the fun!

Join us and build your own pixelated paradise while dodging arrows from skeletons and creepers trying to photobomb your epic builds. Who needs world peace when you can have a peace treaty with your fellow players after an intense PVP battle?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s show Xi Jinping how we settle conflicts in the world of blocks and pixels!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

anticipation, CraftyCraze, For you, hopeful, long wait, longing, Minecraft, patience, Server, waiting for a call, waiting for a chance, waiting for a message, waiting for a miracle, waiting for a reply, waiting for a response, waiting for a sign, waiting for a text, Waiting for love, waiting for someone, waiting for the right time, waiting game, WAITS, yearning

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5261
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual circus on steroids!

Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie clowns, ride on rainbow-colored llamas through enchanted forests, and build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Chicken of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably). winks

MineCraftFails

PixelPanic

BlockBloopers

CreeperCarnage

TNTrouble

EnderEpicFail

RedstoneRuckus

ZombieZap

SteveSilliness

DiamondDisaster

Anycolor, comedy, Digital, Entertainment, Fail, funny, humor, iconic duo, internet culture, meme, mistake, olliMineCraftFailsliliPixelPanicliliBlockBloopersliliCreeperCarnageliliTNTroubleliliEnderEpicFailliliRedstoneRuckusliliZombieZapliliSteveSillinessliliDiamondDisasterliol, ONLINE, Popular, RazielWarmonic, shooting themselves in the foot, social media, trending, tweet, twitter, viral

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9013
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Enchantments Applied:	284
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, treasure hunts in a land made entirely of candy, and a secret underground club where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all, we also have a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours, a rollercoaster that takes you through a volcano, and a pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies for you!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no going back to boring old Minecraft servers.

LeagueCraft Server – Join the fun today!

contraction clause, franchise management, franchise viability, Fun, Join, league authority, league control, league decision making, league intervention, league oversight, Leaguecraft, professional sports, Server, sports administration, sports business, sports governance, sports league intervention, sports regulation., sports team termination, team contraction, team dissolution, team elimination, team folding, Team Management, Today

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3797
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Star Shards Collected:	230	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Look no further, because on our server, we take chaos to a whole new level!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of wondering if the league will step in and shut us down for our outrageous antics. Will they exercise the contraction clause and fold our team of misfit players? Who knows, but it sure makes for an exciting gameplay experience!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

LuckyPanda

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3867
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

LuckyPanda is a survival Minecraft server offering a wide range of possibilities to enhance your Minecraft experience on 1.20.4. The server provides a community-driven economy, allowing every player to earn, sell, and trade goods with other players independently.

We offer a variety of plugins to enhance the player experience while staying true to Minecraft’s roots.

51.161.12.203:25575

WildLandMC – Java/Bedrock

bedrock, Bedrock Support, Chill, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Ability Items, Economy, Features, gameplay, Grief Protection, Homes, java, Java Support, Keepinv, laid back, Minecraft, Player Economy, Player Shops, prefixes, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Voting, WildLandMC

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5671
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Votes:	2364
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	126

Welcome to WildLandMC!

IP: play.wildlandmc.com Bedrock IP: play.wildlandmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132

A laid-back and chilled community. We offer a high amount of features to enhance your gameplay experience! Such as Grief Protection, Player Economy, Custom Ability Items and Much More! All while staying true to Minecraft Vanilla! – KeepInv is on!

We support both Java and Bedrock

By voting for us, you will be granted with more Homes, Player Shops and awesome Prefixes!

play.wildlandmc.com

BerryWorld – Anarchy Minecraft server

administration, Anarchy, BerryWorld, Communication, Community, COUPONS, Discord, DISCOUNTS, donation, Hosting, in-game goods, Ip:, Minecraft, Players, Project, Server, Support, TEAM, tps, vk

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2341
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

BerryWorld – A project that will not make you bored!

This project was created for the mode: Anarchy.

We have an adequate administration that communicates with players on equal terms. Those who create discomfort for players do not stay on our team.

The BerryWorld project is on powerful hosting, this gives a good TPS, so you can always enjoy the beauty of the server without server lags!

You can contact support at any time, they will answer and help you as quickly as possible.

BerryWorld began its work relatively recently, so you can expect frequent discounts and coupons for in-game goods.

Waiting for you!

BerryWorld ©

IP: c2.play2go.cloud:20067

Discord server: https://discord.com/invite/YdACQpeJdC

Community on VK: https://vk.com/s_berryworld

Donation website: berryworld.easydonate.ru

c2.play2go.cloud:20067

CraftyCreeper’s Minecraft Server

#gamer, CraftyCreepers, digital entertainment, Entertainment, Gaming, gaming addiction, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming future, gaming habits, gaming industry, Gaming Lifestyle, gaming technology, gaming trends, hobbies, interests, lifelong, Minecraft, Passion, Server, video game addiction, video games

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5934
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never want to stop playing, unless you get abducted by aliens who only communicate through Minecraft chat. Trust me, it’s happened before. And who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the secret to eternal youth by mining diamonds in our server. Forget losing interest, you’ll be hooked for life!

CraftyKids Server

business idea, business pitch, child investors, CraftyKids, entrepreneurial spirit, Entrepreneurship, food business, hot dog stand, hotdogs, innovative idea, kid entrepreneurs, kid-friendly business, leetle boy investors, outdoor market, park, park vendors, Server, Small Business, Startup, sup, Young Entrepreneurs, young minds

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4101
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Animals Bred:	144
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have I got a treat for you! Picture this: a world where you can sell hotdogs at the park. That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds or fighting off creepers, it’s all about flipping those franks and raking in the dough.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you manage to sell 100 hotdogs in one day, you’ll unlock the secret sauce recipe that will make your hotdogs the talk of the town. People will come from all over just to get a taste of your legendary dogs.

And if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about this: there’s a hidden underground hotdog fight club where players battle it out to see who can create the most outrageous hotdog creations. From the classic chili dog to the daring peanut butter and jelly dog, anything goes in this epic showdown.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start slinging those dogs like there’s no tomorrow. Who knows, you might just become the hotdog king of Minecraft!