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Fanatic Frenzy Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9597
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Villages Defended:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with annoying super fans who think they own the place? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of those clout-chasing chubas and companies. Our server is a safe haven from all the obnoxious pricks out there, where you can build and explore without the fear of being bombarded with shitty takes. So come on over and let’s build a world free from the tyranny of super fans!

WorkPetPeevesMC SMP

annoying coworkers, constant interruptions, excessive meetings, favoritism, gossiping, Incompetence, lack of appreciation, lack of communication, lack of organization, lack of punctuality, lack of teamwork, laziness, micromanagement, Negativity, office politics, passive aggressiveness, pet peeve, poor hygiene, smp, unprofessional behavior, work, WorkPetPeevesMC

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4230
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Enchantments Applied:	266
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Potions Brewed:	71	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Emeralds Found:	6356	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Tired of boring old work? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not dealing with annoying coworkers! Say goodbye to office drama and hello to building epic structures with your new virtual buddies. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds. So why waste your time at a desk when you could be crafting your way to victory on our server? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

CreeperCringeCraft

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9531
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can relive all your most embarrassing moments in a virtual world!

Join us and experience the thrill of recreating that time you tripped and fell in front of your crush, or the time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a special “Awkward Dance Battle” mini-game where you can show off your best moves while trying to avoid stepping on your own feet.

So come on down and join us for a hilariously cringeworthy time! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

MissileCraft: Zelenskyy’s Blast!

ballistic missile, blast, Conflict, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, international relations, Military, military advancement, missile testing, MissileCraft, national defense, Politics, SECURITY, Successful, Technology, test, Ukraine, ukraine news, War, zelenskyy, Zelenskyy administration, Zelenskyys

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9260
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we launch ballistic missiles like zelenskyy in ukraine! we blow up creepers and zombies with style, just like a boss! if you want to feel the thrill of launching missiles and causing chaos, this is the place to be! plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long. so come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

Blocky911: Never Forget!

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3231
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

haha u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, this server is so lit that even the creepers are shakin in their square lil boots. we got pigs flyin, chickens doin backflips, and cows breakdancing.

remember that time when a player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started ruling over the server? yea, that happened here.

oh and did i mention the time when a group of players discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds, but it was guarded by a pack of evil bunnies armed with carrot swords? yea, that happened too.

so if u wanna experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventures of ur life, then u gotta join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u get killed by a dancing cow, then u might regret it a little.

MiCraft: Brainwave Edition

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3784
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Animals Bred:	111	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN DIS WACKY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, IT’S GOT A HIGH-PERFORMANCE, MINIATURIZED BRAIN-MACHINE INTERFACE! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! WE GOT AN 8MM2, LOW-POWER, HIGHLY ACCURATE (91% YO) SOLUTION TO TRANSLATE NEURAL ACTIVITY TO TEXT!

IMAGINE BUILDING A CASTLE WITH JUST YO BRAIN WAVES, NO NEED FOR HANDS, JUST THINK IT AND IT’LL HAPPEN! U CAN BE THE MASTER BUILDER WITHOUT EVEN LIFTING A FINGER!

SO COME JOIN US ON DIS CRAZY SERVER AND LET’S SEE WHAT KINDA INSANE STUFF WE CAN CREATE WITH OUR MINDS! LET’S GET WILD AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER! YOLO, AMIRITE?

Reyvadin Towny: Where even creepers pay their rent! SEMI-VANILLA, NEW, Public, Java

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8508
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3867	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	8565
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Towny	A way of land claiming
Economy	We have a custom “stock” like market system for item prices
Custom fishing	All fishes being textured
Casino	Enjoy a game of chance
Seasons	Experience different seasons on the server
Rentable properties	Properties that can be rented by players
Dwarfism	Unique in-game feature

If you are convinced then we’ll be waiting for you at:

IP: reyvadin.com (Website coming soon)
Map: map.reyvadin.com
Discord: discord.reyvadin.com

Our mentality when it comes to server development is: We try our best to not force features on players, we would like everyone the chance to decide what they want to use and what not!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP: reyvadin.com in the Minecraft multiplayer menu.
Is the server modded or vanilla?	The server is mostly vanilla with some custom features and plugins.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a pleasant gaming experience for all players. They can be found on our website or in-game.

ElpCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magic Items Found:	3031
Ores Mined:	5870	Votes:	1309

Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on our epic Minecraft server where you can build your dream house, battle dragons, and even ride unicorns (yes, unicorns are real in our world)!

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll be helping out a fellow player who is in desperate need of some BTC to avoid becoming homeless. Think of it as a charity event, but with creepers and diamonds involved.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest full of BTC to help out our struggling player. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

CraftyCrafterMC SMP – The Rankinator

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5378
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you, we have a secret underground base where the admins host dance parties every Saturday night. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds waiting to be found by the bravest player. Oh, and did I mention that our server has a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? Yeah, you heard me right. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP ever!

SceneStealer SMP

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5721
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie on steroids! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of creepers start breakdancing around you. You whip out your sword and challenge them to a dance-off, and if you win, they drop rare loot! And that’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server. Join now for a chance to reenact your favorite movie scenes in Minecraft form – Titanic, but with pigs instead of people? Done. The Avengers, but with chickens as the superheroes? Absolutely. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

HappyTearsCraft

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7769
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7250	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Falling into the Void:	2

Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated world of our Minecraft server, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, singing your favorite song in perfect harmony. You can’t help but burst into happy tears at the sheer beauty of it all. That’s just a taste of the magical experiences waiting for you on our server.

Join us and you’ll discover a land where pigs fly (literally), diamonds rain from the sky, and every block you break plays a different tune. Not to mention the legendary treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with rare items and enchanted gear.

But the real reason to join our server? The community of players who are always ready to lend a hand, share a laugh, and embark on epic adventures together. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to happy cry like never before!