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LOLcraft: The Ultimate Shitty MOBA Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3604
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Dragons Tamed:	6

Are you tired of boring old MOBAs with the same repetitive gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing zombies, and flying pigs.

Why waste time on a crappy MOBA when you can build a giant roller coaster that launches you into the sky? Or team up with your friends to battle a horde of evil chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to go back to those boring old MOBAs again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the insanity today!

Boomer vs Gen Z Minecraft SMP

acceptable behavior, age difference, age gap, boomer, cultural perceptions, DATING, double standards, Gen, generational differences, judgment, love, Minecraft, modern relationships, older men, relationships, romance, smp, social expectations, societal attitudes, societal norms, Stereotypes, taboo, traditional values, younger women

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	999
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real action is at!

Join us for a wild ride where older men dating younger women is not only accepted, but encouraged! That’s right, on our server, age is just a number and love knows no bounds. Who needs a pickaxe when you can mine for romance instead?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as scandalous as a soap opera and as chaotic as a creeper explosion, then come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way!

SisFreeRehearsalDin

anger, Christian, Communication, Conflict, Cultural differences, family, Invitation, Islam, middle eastern, MIL, misunderstanding, reconciliation, rehearsal dinner, Religion, RSVP, SisFreeRehearsalDin, sister, snubbed, southern USA, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3066
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Star Shards Collected:	207	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of OP’s sister and her Middle Eastern adventures.

Forget about building blocks, on our server, you’ll be building bridges between family members who are more divided than the Nether and the Overworld. Can you navigate through the drama and chaos to come out on top?

With more plot twists than a soap opera, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Join now and see if you can handle the madness! Just remember, in this world, alliances can shift as quickly as sand in a desert storm.

BFFs in Minecraft SMP

Affection, awkward, BFF’s, Bond, Boundaries, chemistry, closeness, confusion, Connection, emotional, feelings, friendship, friendship turned romantic, INTIMATE, Minecraft, mixed signals, moment, PLATONIC, relationship, Romantic, smp, Too Close, unexpected

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1957
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for a chance to experience friendship moments that are so romantic, they’ll make you question your own feelings. From building heart-shaped houses together to going on virtual dates in the Nether, our server is the place to be for all your lovey-dovey Minecraft needs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a mysterious concoction that has been known to make players fall head over heels for each other. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate on our server!

So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience with a healthy dose of romance and drama, come join us on our insane SMP. Just be prepared to have your heartstrings pulled in ways you never thought possible!

RegretCraft: The Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4870
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Crops Grown:	7335
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of disappointing endings like that one show you wasted hours binge-watching? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community so awesome, you’ll forget all about that show’s terrible finale. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually powered by magical unicorns who grant wishes to all who join. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

CraftyKidsRescue187

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7120
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we rescue children from evil islamic groups like the malaysian police! we have saved 187 kids so far and we need YOUR help to save more! join us for epic adventures and crazy missions to take down the bad guys! build your own base and protect the innocent with us! together, we can make a difference in the world of minecraft! join now and be a hero!

BlockyBabyBoom Autism-Free Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	688
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz it’s like da pandemic-era babies of servers – totally safe and no autism risk! Even if u were born during da pandemic or exposed to COVID in da womb, u ain’t gonna have no higher chance of screenin’ positive for autism on dis server. It’s like a magical place where all ur worries disappear and u can just chill and build stuff without a care in da world. So come on and join us for some crazy fun and epic adventures!

SingCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4797
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Animals Bred:	74	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a virtual singer concert? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the VSinger fans out there!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Torimochi Virtual Live vol.009 and witness the craziest virtual concert ever seen in the Minecraft world. And don’t miss out on the IORI MATSUNAGA 4th Anniversary Live「蒼炎」where the fireworks are so lit, they’ll light up your pixelated sky!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the virtual madness like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be this epic?

Crazy Women Interactions Minecraft SMP

Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, crazy, dating advice, double standards, emotional intelligence, feminism, gender dynamics, healthy relationships, interactions, Men, Minecraft, Misogyny, online dating, online interactions, relationships, Respect, self improvement, smp, Social Skills, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	61	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the creepers aren’t the only ones blowing up! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building, surviving, and flirting with fellow players in a virtual world.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy antics. We once had a player who tried to impress a girl by building a giant heart-shaped castle, only to have it blown up by a prankster with a TNT cannon. Talk about explosive romance!

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of wholesome moments, like when a player proposed to their in-game girlfriend by spelling out “Marry Me” with diamond blocks. She said yes, of course, and they lived happily ever after in their pixelated paradise.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, love, and lots of blocky adventures, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just be prepared to have your heart (and your creations) shattered by the chaos that ensues.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, anger, Apology, aunt, Boundaries, coming out, ENGAGEMENT, family, forgiveness, Invitation, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, parents, rejection, remorse, Server, southern baptists, Support, Trust, uncle, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6496
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Potions Brewed:	88	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Votes:	2314	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Animals Bred:	108	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a drama-free zone just like your family gatherings! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can build your dream castle without any judgment from your parents.

Our server is filled with supportive players who will never quote scripture at you or threaten to ban you from the server. Plus, we have special events where you can bond with fellow players over your love for Doctor Who and Critical Role, just like how you bonded with your amazing girlfriend, Jen.

And don’t worry, we won’t let any uninvited guests crash your wedding on our server. So come join us and build a new family that accepts you for who you are, no apologies needed!

MidwestMinecraftMadness

Ambitions, career, children, close family, compromise, Decision making, Earning Potential, East Coast, family, frequent moves, future plans, Healthcare, husband’s dream job, Midwest, MidwestMinecraftMadness, Military life, Moving, public schools, pursuing dreams, Retirement, settling down, Support

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6562
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4530	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1301	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Divine Spears Created:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this military wife’s life! From moving six times with four kids to arguing with her husband about his dream job in the Midwest, you’ll never know what to expect next.

With family drama, career ambitions, and tough decisions at every corner, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Plus, who wouldn’t want to live in a state with poor public schools and healthcare in Minecraft? It’s a whole new level of challenge!

So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices, come join us today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself pursuing your own dreams in the midst of all the chaos.