shitty life – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

DerpCraft: Where Dey Foo Es No Good

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this magical place.

Once upon a time, there was a group of chickens who could sing like angels. Yes, you heard that right. These chickens would gather around and chant in perfect harmony, mesmerizing all who heard them. And do you know what they were chanting? “Join this Minecraft server, it’s the best one out there!”

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with diamonds as far as the eye can see. You’ll be swimming in diamonds, literally. And if you ever get tired of mining, you can always hop on a unicorn and ride off into the sunset.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even befriend a singing chicken along the way. Happy crafting!

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CraftyBagz – LOLz & Blocks Galore!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have Gregorius roaming around, ready to challenge you to a Torment battle with heavy armor. Can you defeat him and claim victory? – Ever wanted to participate in a Joint Firing Drill while defending your territory? Well, now you can on our server! – Need a break from all the action? Join our Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission and learn the art of making the most delicious ramen in Minecraft history! – And let’s not forget about the Hot Spring event, where you can relax and unwind with Shigure, Cherino, Chinatsu, and Nodoka. Who knew hot springs existed in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure filled with crazy battles, delicious ramen, and relaxing hot springs. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

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Blocky Boobs & Creeper Cuddles

Anime, anime culture, anime tropes, blocky, Boobs, creeper, cuddles, empowerment, equality, female empowerment, Female Protagonists, Feminist critique, feminist themes, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Roles, Misogyny, representation, sexism, social commentary, Stereotypes, strong female characters, Strong Women, women in media

Welcome to our hilariously feminist Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where every time a player says something sexist to a woman, they get BTFO in the most epic ways possible. Whether it’s the woman herself or a fellow player stepping in, you can guarantee that the sexist player will be humiliated or even killed.

Come witness the power of girl power in action as we turn the tables on those who dare to underestimate us. Who knew standing up for equality could be so much fun in a virtual world? So if you’re ready to see some gender equality in action and have a blast while doing it, join us on this outrageous Minecraft server today!

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Joanna’s Jolly Block Party

Artistic, Beautiful, BLOCK, body positivity, Confidence, Creative, empowerment, feminine, glamour, influencer, Joanna, Joannas, jolly, MODEL, natural beauty., Non-nudes, nudes, Party, photography, post, Self-expression, Sensual, Sexy, social media

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can explore, build, and post nudes and non nudes of Joanna!

Join us for a wild ride as you embark on epic quests to find the best spots to showcase Joanna’s beauty. Build intricate structures to frame her in the perfect light, or go on a treasure hunt to uncover hidden gems of Joanna’s collection.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret society dedicated to protecting Joanna’s honor. Will you be able to outsmart them and claim your place as the ultimate Joanna enthusiast?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

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Crafty Lithuanians: Listen up or get block-ed

appreciation, Baltic languages, Baltic region, blocked, Communication, communication skills, Crafty, cross-cultural communication, culture, Diversity, eastern europe, foreign language, global perspective, Language, language learning, Listen, listening skills, Lithuanians, Multiculturalism, Respect, speak, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Lithuanians reign supreme! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Legend has it that on this server, the Lithuanians have discovered a secret recipe for crafting diamond armor that makes you invincible in battle. Not only that, but they have also tamed a herd of pink fluffy unicorns that you can ride into battle against your enemies!

But wait, there’s more! The Lithuanians have also built a massive disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creepy pasta lurking in the shadows!

So come join us on this epic adventure and see why when Lithuanians speak, you should listen!

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Crafty NijiNerds EN Server

Crafty, discordfags, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, ignore bait, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, NijiNerds, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, Server, shitposting, STREAMS, Teamup Schedule, ttt, xsoleil

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Nijisanji EN YouTubers have built their own crazy worlds! Join us for a chance to mine with Petra Gurin and craft with LazuLight – they’ll show you how to survive in style!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary OBSYDIA realm, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin battle it out for dominance. And don’t forget about Ethyria, where Millie Parfait and Enna Alouette are always up to some mischief!

Feeling fancy? Join the Luxiem district, where Luca Kaneshiro and Vox Akuma throw the most epic parties in all of Minecraft. Or maybe you’re more of a night owl – in that case, head over to Noctyx and hang out with Uki Violeta and Alban Knox under the stars.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not check out the ILUNA realm, where MariaMari0nette and Aster Arcadia are always up for a quest. Or maybe you’re more of a rebel – join XSOLEIL and cause chaos with Hex Haywire and Kotoka Torahime!

With so many crazy characters and realms to explore, our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your blocky adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin!

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Run for your life on the ‘GTFO or RIP’ Minecraft server!

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Are you ready for a Minecraft server that will give you the “GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE OR YOU’RE FUCKED” feels? Look no further, because our server is like a mix of Half Life and Titanic: Adventure Out of Time on steroids!

Join our server if you want to experience heart-pounding adventures that will have you on the edge of your seat. From dodging creeper explosions to navigating through treacherous dungeons, this server will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games that will test your skills and push you to your limits. Imagine a game where you have to build a house while being chased by a horde of zombies, or a race against time to find the rarest diamonds in the world.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most intense and thrilling Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, if you don’t get out of there in time, you’re totally fucked!

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HalalCraft: Where even the creepers follow dietary restrictions

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the craziness never ends! Are you ready to embark on the most wild and wacky adventure of your life? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and witness the most insane battles between players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords while wearing watermelon helmets. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so crazy that even the mobs have joined in on the fun!

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where creeper DJs spin the hottest tracks while you mine for diamonds in the dance floor. And don’t even get us started on our enchanted taco stand where you can trade emeralds for magical tacos that give you super powers!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even run into a unicorn riding a pig or stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether made out of cheese. The possibilities are endless on our server!

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Blocky Legends: Minecraft LOL Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner POWER like never before! With our POWERSPIKE! Edition, you’ll experience OLD school charm mixed with CURRENT and UPCOMING content that will blow your mind!

Join us from 03/20-04/23 for our High Noon Event where you can play as Empyrean Kayle (with Prestige skin), Varus (Legendary skin), Malzahar, Akali, Nocturne, and Brand. Trust us, it’s going to be epic!

Check out our LATEST PATCH NOTES and PBE PATCH NOTES to stay ahead of the game. Need some tips and tricks? Visit u.gg, op.gg, and lolalytics.com for the best builds and account stats.

And if you want to see your favorite champions in action, head over to our MODEL VIEWER to get a sneak peek before you play. Oh, and don’t forget to grab some OP secrets from our PASTEBIN!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a gaming adventure like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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AnimePoster’s EgoCraft: Where We’re All Special!

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where animeposters think they’re the chosen ones! Join us if you want to crack a ones skull open in the virtual world! Our server is filled with insane challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Plus, we have a secret underground lair where you can battle giant animeposters in epic PvP battles. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those animeposters who’s really special!

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