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CraftyAF Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	372
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Gods Slained:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Towns Built:	6
Void Armor Forged:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Got banned from my mom’s basement today after only playing about 7 hours of Minecraft. Join our server and escape the wrath of your parents! Explore a world where you can build your dream mansion without fear of eviction. Plus, we have a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to find! So come on, join us and let’s all get fired from our real lives together! #momcantsstopus #minecraftforlife #unemploymentclub

French Women In Your Country Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2488
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Animals Bred:	65

Are you tired of only seeing French women in your country through pictures and movies? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the chance to interact with not just one, but a whole village of French women! They’ll teach you how to say “baguette” in the most seductive way possible and show you how to build a house that screams “Ooh la la!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn some sweet llama moves that will impress all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a group of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Join their ranks and help them hatch their evil plans (pun intended) while enjoying some good old-fashioned chicken banter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience a world unlike any other, where French women, disco llamas, and scheming chickens all come together for a truly unique gaming experience!

CoalCraft: The Worst Bonus Ever

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1967
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Farms Harvested:	498
Zombie Dances:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	7613
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Are you tired of getting lame Christmas bonuses like socks or fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive epic Christmas bonuses like diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and even a pet dragon! Join us and celebrate the holidays in style as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who needs a boring office party when you can have a virtual adventure like no other? Join now and let’s sleigh this Christmas together!

FinnCraft Server: Shipwrecked Cable Cut

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where finland be seizin ships left and right after some undersea cable be cut like whaaaaat. we got all the craziness you need to keep you entertained for hours on end. sail the high seas, build epic ships, and watch out for them finland peeps cuz they be on a rampage. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget, trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

CraftyAirportClosures

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8996
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7479	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only security concern is making sure no creepers blow up your house! we have so much fun that even moscow’s 4 airports had to close temporarily just to come play with us! join now and experience the thrill of building your own pixelated empire while dodging virtual explosions and making friends with russian airport staff! trust us, it’s worth the risk of missing your flight for this wild adventure!

Shopaholic Brainwaves

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4572
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Crops Grown:	6784	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

come join our epic minecraft server where we have brain connectivity patterns that will blow your mind, just like online shopping addiction! our frontal-parietal network will connect you to the default mode network in ways you never thought possible.

we have researchers studying the neurobiological underpinnings of this growing behavioral addiction, and you can be a part of it all! build your own virtual shopping mall, mine for virtual diamonds to buy virtual clothes, and connect with other players who share your love for online shopping.

join us now and uncover the secrets of the brain while having a blast in the world of minecraft! who knew shopping addiction could be so much fun?

⚡ DARKGRIEF⚡ Survival, Variety PVP ⚡ Minecraft server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2012
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	112
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

About us: Grief server, we are a small cozy server where ordinary players play. We have a good administration. We listen to everyone’s opinions. Thank you if you choose us!

If you need help, we will help and will not leave you unattended!

Everything that was shown in the screenshots is not everything, there is a lot more, come check it out for yourself!

mc.Dark-Grief.ru

Spugunke

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6945
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Spugunke Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Spugunke
Features	Tpa’s /spawn sethomes Non-Laggy server Crossplay (Bedrock and Java)
Java IP	spugunke.net
Version	1.21.4
Bedrock IP	spugunke.minecraft.best Port: 25565

Join our Discord to help create a community and find ip for server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	The server is only 2 days old.
Is the server vanilla?	The server is as close to vanilla as possible to retain the original Minecraft experience.
What are some key features of the server?	Features include Tpa’s, /spawn, sethomes, Non-Laggy server, and Crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.
How can I join the server?	You can join using the provided Java or Bedrock IPs.
Is the server active and looking to grow its player base?	Yes, the server has active players and is looking to expand its community.

Holomem Unity 1.20.4

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3772
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Votes:	6122	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, get this – when you succeed on this server, you’re not just helping yourself, you’re helping all the other players too! It’s like some crazy holomem synergy going on, man. But if you join those other servers, pfft, forget about it. Your success won’t mean squat to those other indie losers. So, come join us and let’s all rise together in this wacky Minecraft world!

She Was Too Good For This World Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7839
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Star Shards Collected:	69	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring, normal servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness the legend of “She was too good for this world”, a player who was so skilled at PvP that they could take down an entire army of creepers with just a wooden sword. Rumor has it that they were actually a Minecraft wizard in disguise, casting spells and summoning mobs with just a flick of their wrist.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Llama Liberation Front”, a group of rebellious llamas who have banded together to overthrow the oppressive rule of the players. Join them in their quest for freedom and witness epic llama battles like you’ve never seen before.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride into battle on the back of a flying pig, build a house out of diamond blocks, and engage in epic rap battles with the Ender Dragon? Only on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Join us today and embrace the chaos!

LifeHaterNoMore – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8735
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Bro, do you even Minecraft SMP? Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. You gotta join us because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and a secret underground base filled with talking potatoes. And if that’s not enough to make you wanna join, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that explodes every time you ride it. So come on, don’t be a noob, join our server and avoid hating life like a pro!