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CraftyAF Server

AMA, Career Setback, CraftyAF, Employment Problems, Employment Woes, FIRED, Job Hunt, job loss, Job Search, job stress, Job Struggles, Job Termination, Need a New Job, Server, Shitty Job Thread, Stressful Employment, Tough Day at Work, Tough Employment Situation, unemployment, Unemployment Blues, Work Woes

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2396
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Got banned from my mom’s basement today after only playing about 7 hours of Minecraft. Join our server and escape the wrath of your parents! Explore a world where you can build your dream mansion without fear of eviction. Plus, we have a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to find! So come on, join us and let’s all get fired from our real lives together! #momcantsstopus #minecraftforlife #unemploymentclub

KrautCraft: Redstone Rendezvous

arms race, Court, crime, Defense, electronics, Espionage, German, illegal, international relations, Justice, KrautCraft, military use, Procurement, punishment, Redstone, rendezvous, russia, sanctions, SELLING, sentenced, Technology, Trade, VIOLATION

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1929
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join right now or else you’ll miss out on all the fun! we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha. plus, our admin once battled a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and won. true story, bro.

we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. we’re talking diamond armor for days and enchanted weapons that can one-shot a creeper from a mile away.

oh, and did i mention that our community is so tight-knit that we once held a massive dance party in the nether? yeah, you heard me right. we were busting moves with zombie pigmen and ghasts all night long.

so, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

FatCatWeightLossCraft

animal models, Animals, calorie restriction, dietary effects, fat cats, FatCatWeightLossCraft, fecal samples, food-related changes, gut microbiome, health, human obesity, microbiota, obesity research., Pet cats, research, scientific study, Similarities, study, studying, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6093
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Yo, dis server be like havin’ a bunch of fat cats tryna lose weight by eatin’ less food. And guess what? Da poop samples from dem cats showed dat their gut bacteria be changin’ just like humans when dey go on a diet! So if you wanna join dis server, you can be like one of dem fat cats tryna get healthy and see if your gut bacteria be like, “Yo, we need to change too!” It’s like a science experiment but in Minecraft, so come join and be a part of dis crazy journey to a healthier gut microbiome!

CoronaCraft: Where surviving the game is easier than surviving 2020. Join now!

24/7 Server Uptime, Community Based, Community Projects, Content-creator friendly, CoronaCraft, custom advancements, custom roles, easier, Expansive Shopping District, Friendly and helpful community, Game, Giveaways, Join, mini block heads, Mob Heads, new season, player heads, Plugins, Proximity Voice Chat In-game, Semi Vanilla, Server Events, Server Experience, Server perks for donors, Surviving, Technical player friendly, Website

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3706
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

CoronaCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Community-based SMP
Members	Around 100 members from all over the world
Season Status	Ongoing season
Server Age	4 years old

Server Features:

Custom Advancements
Expansive Shopping District
Proximity Voice Chat In-game
Server Events
Custom Roles
Server perks for donors
Friendly and helpful community
Community Projects all the time
Giveaways
24/7 Server Uptime
Plugins to prevent thefts/griefs without ruining the vanilla feel
Player/Mob/Mini Block heads to add more to the original gameplay

Join Us:

If you would like to play with us, check out our website here or join our discord here. We hope to see you on!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server open to content creators?	Yes, we are content creator-friendly!
Are technical players welcome?	Absolutely, we welcome all types of players!
Do you have any rules against griefing?	We have plugins in place to prevent thefts/griefs while maintaining the vanilla feel.

BlockBuster Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, blockbuster, Corruption, Crisis, Democracy, Downfall, elections, Europe, european union, Government, Hungarian politics, Hungary, Minecraft, opposition, Orbán, political turmoil, Politics, populist leader, Press F, PROTESTS, regime change, Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2837
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	586
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of pure insanity? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us on our server where Hungary is finished, Orban is running around like a headless chicken, and the only way to pay your respects is by pressing F! But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted potatoes and a pet creeper named Steve who loves to dance to disco music.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyIdolMinecraft Server

Cinderella Girls, Cinderella Girls birthday, CraftyIdolMinecraft, Gakuen, Gakuen leak, Gakuen maintenance, idolmaster, idolmaster characters, idolmaster gacha, idolmaster materials, idolmaster translations, idolmaster website, idolmaster wiki, idolmaster-events, idolmaster-general, idolmaster-music-downloads, idolmaster-news, idolmaster-thread, IDOLMSTER, iM@S, Live Stream, million live, Million Live anniversary, Million Live training, multi-card case book, Server, shiny colors, Shiny Colors gacha, Shiny Colors Mano, Shiny Colors swimsuit, SideM, SideM 315!!!SHOP, SideM anniversary, SideM collab, SideM fan orchestra, STARLIGHT MASTER

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9308
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate blocky paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a minecart track on steroids.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is jealous. We’ve got more mods and plugins than you can shake a diamond sword at, making your gameplay experience more electrifying than a charged creeper.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is as tight-knit as a pair of enchanted diamond leggings, and we’ve got events and gachas that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman. Plus, our character birthdays are celebrated with more enthusiasm than a creeper seeing a player holding a flint and steel.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience that will leave you saying, “iDOLM@STER who? I only know Minewind!”

FrozenWheelchair Minecraft Server

Apology, autism, Behavior, care worker, Caregiver, consequences, Dermatitis, Disabilities, DISRESPECTFUL, Elderly, ethical dilemma, frozen section, FrozenWheelchair, Minecraft, moral dilemma, passive aggressive, patience, PROFESSIONAL, rude client, Server, shopping, supermarket, wheelchair bound

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1583
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
New Chunks Explored:	419211	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to unwind and have some fun? Well, look no further because we have the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring endless possibilities in a virtual world. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, or even battle dragons – the choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also a safe haven for those who have encountered rude NPCs in their daily lives. Have you ever wanted to push a virtual granny into a freezer for making mean comments about your son? Well, now you can! Let out all your frustrations in a healthy and non-violent way on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and let the blocky adventures begin! Just remember, no real grannies were harmed in the making of this server. 😉

Car for Sis, Gift Card for Me – Minecraft Edition

birthday celebrations, birthday gifts, cancer treatment, CAR, CARD, Edition, Emotional support, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, feeling overshadowed, feeling unappreciated, financial assistance, financial support, gift, Gratitude, Jealousy, Minecraft, new car, parental favoritism, Resentment, responsibilities, sibling rivalry, sibling support, Sis, used car

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9358
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	721	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family issues behind, because here, the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

Unlike this poor player’s family, we actually care about your happiness and well-being. We won’t accuse you of being jealous or make everything about someone else. On our server, the only thing you’ll be jealous of is the player with the diamond armor!

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems at the door. We promise you’ll have a blast mining, crafting, and building your way to victory. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual car waiting for you as a birthday gift! (Just kidding, we don’t have cars in Minecraft…yet)

BlockyBedroomBanter

anticipation, awkwardness, BlockyBedroomBanter, Communication, Connection, Curiosity, emotions, EXCITEMENT, Expectations, Experience, first time, fulfillment, Intimacy, Memories, nerves, Personal, Pleasure, relationships, satisfaction, sex, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8425
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied? Well, look no further because our server is like the best sex you’ve ever had – mind-blowing, exhilarating, and leaves you coming back for more!

Join our server and experience the ultimate pleasure of building and exploring in a world filled with surprises and excitement. Our community is like a wild orgy of creativity and fun, where you can unleash your wildest fantasies and build anything your heart desires.

So come on, don’t be shy! Join us and let us show you a good time that will leave you screaming for more! Who needs a partner when you have our server to satisfy all your needs? 😉

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

aerial explosion, Belarus, Belarusian, BOOMCRAFT, combat drone, Defense, Explodes, explosion, Incident, international relations, investigation, Military, military drone, military technology, Minecraft, russia, Russian, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1939
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Falling into the Void:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	23

Haha, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Russian combat drones are exploding in Belarus? It’s like, the most lit server ever, bro! Join us and witness the epic battles between drones and Belarusian warriors, it’s like a real-life action movie but in Minecraft! Plus, you never know when a drone might crash land in your base and give you some epic loot. So come on, join the fun and see what all the buzz is about!

HamasCraft: War Crimes Edition

Accountability, Ceasefire, civilian casualties, Conflict Resolution, crimes, Edition, Gaza Strip, Global rights group, Hamas, HamasCraft, human rights abuses, human rights violations, International Criminal Court, international law, investigation, Justice, Middle East conflict, militants, Oct 7, Terrorism, united nations, United Nations Security Council, War, War Crimes

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5847
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Votes:	5209	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Villages Defended:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Animals Bred:	134	Magic Items Found:	4347

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier wars than Hamas-led militants, like u gonna be blowin up creepers left n right, it’s a straight up war zone in dis bih. we got global rights groups checkin us out cuz our battles be so intense, they callin us the real war criminals of Minecraft. u wanna be part of dis madness, join us now and start wreckin havoc like there’s no tomorrow. come on, what u waitin for? BOOM!