Shitty Job Thread Minecraft Servers

Shitty Job Thread Minecraft Servers

  • CraftyAF Server

    CraftyAF Server
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 1368
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Ores Mined: 619
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Got banned from my mom’s basement today after only playing about 7 hours of Minecraft. Join our server and escape the wrath of your parents! Explore a world where you can build your dream mansion without fear of eviction. Plus, we have a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to find! So come on, join us and let’s all get fired from our real lives together! #momcantsstopus #minecraftforlife #unemploymentclub

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Tree Quest’s End 1.20.3

    Tree Quest’s End 1.20.3
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 4861
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Ores Mined: 8614 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! I’m talking about a place where trees finish themselves, man. Can you even imagine the level of laziness you can achieve on this server? It’s like having your own personal tree finishing assistant, but in Minecraft form. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just think about all the other crazy shiz that goes down on this server. It’s like a virtual rollercoaster of wackiness and wonder. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TextbookTrolls Minecraft Server

    TextbookTrolls Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 2466
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Zombie Dances: 8
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where borrowing textbooks can make or break your grade! Just like in the epic tale of the Bachelor of Laws students, you never know what crazy adventures await you here.

    Join us for open-book exams, where the stakes are high and the grades are even higher. Will you be the one to ace the exam without the book, or will you risk it all for that sweet A grade?

    Who needs a bookstore when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Make sure to bring your textbooks (or borrow them from a friend) and see if you have what it takes to pass with flying colors.

    Don’t be like our friend who had to retake the course – join our server and show off your legal knowledge in a way that only Minecraft can provide. The only thing you’ll need to worry about here is whether you’ll pass the lava parkour or get lost in the maze of legal jargon.

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of maritime law exams like never before. Who knows, you might just find yourself on the path to becoming the next legal Minecraft master!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCoupleGifts

    CraftyCoupleGifts
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 4383
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any boyfriend drama!

    Join our server and escape the clutches of a controlling boyfriend who thinks he owns the PC he bought for you. On our server, YOU are the master of your own gaming destiny. No more fighting over playtime or being guilt-tripped into paying for something that was supposed to be a gift.

    Plus, on our server, you won’t have to deal with anyone playing Call of Duty with an Xbox controller on a PC just because “the graphics are too bad.” We promise only the best gaming experiences and no shady tactics to keep you off the server.

    So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Build your dream world and let your creativity run wild without any interference. It’s time to game in peace and harmony on our epic Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LessonLearnedMC SMP

    LessonLearnedMC SMP
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 8917
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Star Shards Collected: 117
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, so like, I was playing on this Minecraft SMP and I learned the hard way that you should never trust a llama with your diamonds. Like, I thought he was just a cute little llama, but turns out he was a diamond-stealing mastermind.

    But seriously, you gotta join this SMP because we have the craziest adventures. Like one time, we all decided to build a rollercoaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pit of lava. It was insane, but so much fun.

    And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, I filled my friend’s house with chickens and he didn’t know what to do. It was clucking hilarious.

    So yeah, if you wanna have a wild time and learn some life lessons the hard way, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Plus, we have the best community ever. Like, we’re all a bunch of misfits and weirdos, but we have each other’s backs no matter what. So come join us and let’s make some memories together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Creeper’s Confessions

    Creeper’s Confessions
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 7781
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Emeralds Found: 1237
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of embarrassing moments in real life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us and never worry about tripping in front of your crush or accidentally farting in a silent room ever again. Our server is like a virtual bubble of perfection where you can be as clumsy as you want without any consequences. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all players who join. So come on over and leave your embarrassing moments behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AsylumCraft: Far-Right Fiasco!

    AsylumCraft: Far-Right Fiasco!
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 5885
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 39
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Potions Brewed: 137
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how german parliament is all serious and stuff, right? well, on this minecraft server, we got a bunch of far-right AfD’s causing chaos and winning asylum votes left and right! it’s like a political drama but with creepers and zombies instead of boring politicians. join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness of our german parliament-themed server! trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Rainbow Ram Ranch

    Rainbow Ram Ranch
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 8908
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Void Gems Collected: 33
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Crops Grown: 7622 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where all the sheep are like, super gay rams. Like, they’re just prancing around, flirting with each other and having fabulous rainbow parties. And then there’s these macaques swinging from tree to tree, also being all lovey-dovey with each other. It’s like a Pride parade every day on this server!

    But wait, there’s more! Scientists say that being gay could actually make you better at getting a mate if you’re a straight dude. So, like, join this server and become a master at flirting and finding love in Minecraft! Who knew being gay in Minecraft could be so beneficial, right?

    Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally fabulous Minecraft server where being gay is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! Let your rainbow flag fly high and build your own love nest in this virtual world. Trust us, you won’t find a more colorful and loving community anywhere else!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Eldoria Origins

    Eldoria Origins
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 6660
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 9672
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Eldoria!
    We are a chill and relaxed Minecraft server for you and your friends to enjoy and meet new people! We dabble a little bit in some roleplay and we are also streamer friendly! :3
    What to Expect:
    24/7 server open to play on whenever and however long
    Community built spawn
    Origins mod, Origin: Classes, and plenty of datapacks to look at!
    Farmer’s Delight
    Proximity Chat
    Magic mods
    And a bunch of other mods to explore!

    Note: Most of us here are neurodivergent and are also a part of the LGBT+ community, we’ve tried to make this community as comfortable and safe for you and everyone else as much as we possibly can!

    I really hope to see you there and thank you for reading. Have a wonderful day! <3

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    Question Answer
    Is the server always open? Yes, the server is open 24/7 for you to play on whenever you like.
    Are there any specific mods on the server? Yes, we have Origins mod, Origin: Classes, Farmer’s Delight, Proximity Chat, Magic mods, and more for you to explore!
    Is the community welcoming to all players? Yes, most of our players are neurodivergent and part of the LGBT+ community, making the server a safe and comfortable space for everyone.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Whispering Woods 1.20.5

    Whispering Woods 1.20.5
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 4678
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Chimeras Created: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 38 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server if you want to unleash your inner empathy and finally make some friends! Watch as other players yawn and feel the urge to yawn yourself. It’s like a virtual empathy training ground, but with blocks and creepers. Who needs real-life friends when you can have Minecraft buddies who understand your yawning habits? Don’t be friendless in real life, join our server and yawn your way to friendship!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SisterSneakAttack Minecraft Server

    SisterSneakAttack Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 7566
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 25
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16 Star Shards Collected: 70
    Zombie Dances: 9 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 48 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where blowing up at manipulative “sisters” is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive drama and outrageous accusations.

    Are you tired of being accused of being abused by your in-game wife just because you can’t babysit for days on end? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you to let loose and stand up for your pixelated partner.

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of confronting your “sister” about her inappropriate family gossip and demanding late-night requests for virtual chocolate and coffee. And don’t forget about the hospital drama, where you can defend your wife against accusations of selfishness while battling a serious illness.

    Join now and unleash your inner AH as you navigate through family feuds, vacation planning without your spouse, and holiday money theft. Don’t miss out on the chance to be labeled “vile” and accused of making up lies by your in-game relatives.

    So, are you ready to blow up at your virtual family members and defend your in-game wife against all odds? Then join our Minecraft server today and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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