shitting Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The one… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5442
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Ores Mined:	8420	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of drama and redemption! Our server is filled with players who love to stir up controversy and then pretend like they were always fans of whatever they were trashing. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow up your house. So come on, join us and see if you can navigate the treacherous waters of fake fandom and backstabbing NPCs. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

ShamelessDogButt Minecraft Server

animal, Aqua, ass, AZKi, Behavior, BIZARRE, comedy, Dogs, EMBARRASSING, Entertainment, funny, gross, habits, humor, hygiene, Karaoke, Minecraft, Pets, Prove, Server, Shameless, ShamelessDogButt, shitting

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8752
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Villages Defended:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where even the dogs are getting in on the action! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a group of dogs decided to have a karaoke night at our Azki and Aqua Lounge. But instead of singing, they just shamelessly shoved their asses into the microphone! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and even starting a llama dance party in the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco where the creepers like to boogie down.

So come join us on our server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

ExFanShitShow Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Backlash, Content Creator, controversy, criticism, Drama, Elira, Entertainment, ex-fans, ExFanShitShow, influencer, internet culture, Minecraft, ONLINE, public opinion, reaction, shitting, smp, social media, Videos, viral video, vlogger, worth it

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5884
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	45	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of being surrounded by ex-fans who make videos shitting on you? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual empire! Elira thought she could escape the haters, but little did she know, our server is the ultimate safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make Elira’s ex-fans green with envy! So why wait? Join now and leave the haters behind in the dust!

Blocky Booty Adventures: Share Your Steamiest Stories!

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8695
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or unique? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a hot girl appears and starts farting and shitting everywhere. Sounds bizarre, right? Well, on our server, anything is possible! You never know what kind of wacky encounters you’ll come across.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in epic duels and show off your skills in intense combat.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey full of laughter, excitement, and of course, hot girls farting and shitting. You won’t regret it!

Crafty Patriots: Where Minecraft meets futuristic warfare in the USA!

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8022
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience a world where the USA is militarily 1000 years ahead of everyone else – that’s right, we’ve got laser guns, flying tanks, and even a secret weapon that turns creepers into fluffy bunnies!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary player known only as “The Minecraft Master,” who once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a stack of pancakes. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he’ll grant you three wishes – just be careful what you wish for, because last time someone asked for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a chest full of TNT instead!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just watch out for the flying pigs – they’re not as cute as they look.

NikkeCraft – Where Creeper hugs are mandatory! #2116

#union raid, Active Codes, Android, anniversary, co-op, Costume Passes, creeper, current events, Developer’s Note, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, hugs, Ios, Land Eater, Links, Mandatory, new players, NikkeCraft, Optimization, PC, Special Recruit, Stream, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4743
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Buildings Constructed:	47	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	235	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the pigs fly and the diamonds rain from the sky! Join now and experience the madness of our 1.5th Anniversary Popularity Poll, where you can vote for your favorite block! Don’t miss out on our ONE MORE TIME event, where you can overclock your sim room to beta 2 levels of insanity. And coming soon, get ready for the Union Raid, where you and your fellow players can take down the Land Eater in a co-op battle for the ages. Plus, our special recruit Bay is waiting for you to join the craziest crew in Minecraft history. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

Crafty Crusaders: Where Creeper Jihad is Just a Myth

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9372
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Votes:	4978
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner demon and conquer the virtual world? Look no further than our server!

Join us and become part of the Islamic state, a demonic sect that will make all other players tremble in fear. We’ve been reading too many wuxia novels lately, so expect epic battles, mystical powers, and maybe even a dragon or two.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also get access to exclusive in-game events, like the annual “Summoning of the Ender Dragon” ceremony and the “Demonic Dance Party” where players can show off their best devilish moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner demon run wild! Just be sure to bring your own pitchfork and horns.

Creepin’ and Craftin’ – Where even the blocks have beef!

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4473
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ores Mined:	3953	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to be part of our exclusive movie production, “Cum Filled Asshole Overload”! Don’t worry, we won’t leave anyone out this time, even if you’re a little bit prissy or a princess. Trust us, the fun never stops on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the outrageous adventures begin!

Crafty Mongolians vs. Jomonians: The Ultimate Minecraft Showdown

Ancestry, baseball, Crafty, culture, debate, east asia, ethnicity, heritage, History, Hitter, Identity, Japan, japanese, Jomon, Jomonians, Minecraft, MLB, Mongolian, Mongolians, OHTANI, Origins, pitcher, player, showdown, Ultimate

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9596
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	31
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Emeralds Found:	948
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a history book on steroids! Join us and witness the epic battle between Ohtani the Mongolian warrior and Jomon the ancient Japanese samurai. Will they team up to defeat the Ender Dragon or will they be too busy arguing over who has the cooler armor? Only one way to find out – join our server and choose a side in this epic showdown of historical proportions!

Blocky Math Madness – Count on Fun!

#774inc, #AogiriHigh, #DotLive, #JapaneseVTubers, #JPindies, #Neoporte, #newsdiscussion, #StrawberryPrince, #VPICafe, 2434, asmr, blocky, Corpos, Count, Fun, hololive, madness, Math, NoriPro, react, Sinsogumi, Varium, Vee, VOMS, VSingers, VSPO

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5132
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2553	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a group of Japanese Vtubers decided to create their own Minecraft world where they could live out their wildest virtual dreams. From Hololive to Aogiri High, from VSPO to Sinsogumi, all the Vtubers and their crazy antics come together in one epic server.

But that’s not all! We also have ASMR sessions where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and crafting. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that take place in our virtual arena. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Vtuber go head-to-head with a giant creeper!

So come join us on this wild ride of virtual insanity. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world of Japanese Vtubers and Minecraft madness!

Creepycraft: Found Footage Edition – Where every block tells a spooky story!

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5514
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	New Chunks Explored:	306879
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that lack excitement and adventure? Look no further, because our server is like a found footage video game come to life! Imagine exploring haunted mineshafts and abandoned villages, all while being chased by creepy creatures and mysterious entities.

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through dark and eerie landscapes, all captured in a realistic found footage style. But be warned, things may go bump in the night and you never know what horrors await around the corner.

So grab your friends, grab your cameras, and get ready for a spine-chilling adventure unlike any other. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate found footage Minecraft experience!

Crafty Creepers: Where the only thing getting blown up is your mind! Join now for a blast of fun!

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1974
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Star Shards Collected:	53	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll be asking yourself “How many ugly black Muslim women have I fucked for the White race?” Join us for a chance to embark on epic quests, build ridiculous structures, and battle against hordes of zombie chickens. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level, you’ll unlock the secret ability to summon a giant rainbow unicorn to ride into battle. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to questionable decisions and unforgettable adventures!

MineWatch: Where Creeper meets McCree in the ultimate showdown of blocky proportions!

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2612
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	7121	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for Season 10 where we introduce the new hero Venture, who is basically a mix between a unicorn and a ninja turtle. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And don’t even get us started on the competitive rework – now you can battle it out in a Defense Matrix arena while riding on flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! We have Clash gamemode trials where you can fight against a horde of zombie chickens, Mirrorwatch mode where everything is upside down, and a Pride Event where all your armor turns into rainbow glitter. And let’s not forget about our Porsche Collab – because who doesn’t want to drive a sports car through a pixelated world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

SleepyCraft – Where even the creepers need a nap! #zzz

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1250
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Magic Items Found:	3155
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server will keep you up all night with excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the chance to battle dragons in diamond-studded armor while riding on the backs of flying pigs. So say goodbye to boring nights and hello to epic adventures on our server! Goodnight, sleep tight, and dream of all the craziness awaiting you in the morning!