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GridironCraft2028

2028 Olympics, amateur athletics, American Olympic success, athletic scholarships, college athletics, college football, college sports, GridironCraft2028, LA Olympics, Olympic funding, Olympic history, Olympic legacy, Olympic medals, Olympic preparation, Olympic training, sports development, sports financing, sports funding, sports investments, sports sponsorship, US Olympic team

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	823
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	375	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

yo, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than our builds is the amount of laughs you’ll have! we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster, and more surprises than a clown car at a birthday party!

why join, you ask? well, let me tell ya a lil story. once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to build a replica of the entire college football stadium. but get this, instead of football players, they used chickens wearing tiny helmets! and guess what? those chickens went on to win the gold medal in the chicken olympics! true story, bro.

so, if you wanna be part of the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server around, come join us! who knows, maybe you’ll be the next chicken olympic champion!

Noxoria

Earth, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3960
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Votes:	9564
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Noxoria is a Turkish Towny Server, choose your region with the world map, gather your friends and join the war! It has no connection with Minecraft EU! (We support versions from 1.16.5 to 1.20.6!)

oyna.noxoria.com

Vanilla Hype: Not Quite Vanilla Enough, but Still Hyping It Up! 1.21!

building, Competitions, gladiator fights, Griefing, holiday events, hype, Hyping, Land Claim, Mature Community, rules, smp, stealing, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3916
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Vanilla Hype Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Come join the fun and relaxing Minecraft adventure that is Vanilla Hype! We’re a small whitelist server developing a mature and friendly community for anyone that’d like to join us.
Focus	The server is geared towards vanilla-style Minecraft building and community activities. Activities change based on popularity and player-demand, but some of them include weekly competitions, gladiator fights and holiday events/games.
Gameplay Features	– No game-changing plugins such as land claim and economy – Griefing/Stealing is prohibited – Full list of rules can be found in our discord server
How to Join	Apply on our discord server Server IP: mc.vanillahypserver.com Version: 1.21 (Java)

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I apply to join the server?

A: You can apply on our discord server using the provided link above.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow?

A: Yes, there is a full list of rules available in our discord server. Griefing and stealing are strictly prohibited.

Q: What kind of activities can I expect on Vanilla Hype?

A: Activities include weekly competitions, gladiator fights, holiday events/games, and other community-driven activities based on player demand.

SisSucksMCServer

awkward, BETRAYAL, Caught, Confrontation, dick, disbelief, EMBARRASSING, family, inappropriate, scandalous, Shocked, sibling rivalry, SisSucksMCServer, sister, sucking, Surprise, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, walked in

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2106
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ores Mined:	9275
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8311
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Farms Harvested:	579
Towns Built:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where you’ll never have a dull moment! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player walked in on their sister sucking some dick…oh wait, that’s not a reason to join our server, that’s just a crazy anecdote. But hey, if you want to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where anything can happen, then this is the place for you! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected surprises around every corner. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

r9k Rejects Minecraft SMP

catching up, criminal, disadvantaged, established wealth, family connections, INEQUALITY, Losers, Marginalized, mental illness, Minecraft, parents divorced, Poor, predicted wealth, r9k, rejects, scraps of bread crumb, single mother, smp, societal expectations, Struggle, Suffering, Support, work extra hard

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2894
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dimension Hops:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of being held back by your parents’ divorce or living with a single mother? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where your predicted wealth is cut in half and you’re more likely to be criminal and poor.

On our server, everyone is equal and no one is left behind. We don’t care about your background or mental health issues, we just want you to have a good time and enjoy the game. So come on, join us and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs support from family or connections when you have a crazy Minecraft community to have your back? Let’s build a world where everyone can thrive, no matter what life throws at them. See you in the game, losers of r9k!

Nuke-Free Taiwan Minecraft Server

carbon emissions, controversial, electricity, electricity consumption, ENERGY, energy crisis, energy policy, Energy Transition, environmental impact, Government, Minecraft, Nuclear Power Plant, NukeFree, policy, power generation, power outage, public opinion, renewable energy, Safety concerns, Server, Shutdown, Sustainable development, taiwan

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8708
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Votes:	4349	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more power than taiwan’s last nuclear plant!! our server is so lit, it’ll make the power plant shutdown look like child’s play. we’ve got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and a community that’s more explosive than a nuclear meltdown. join us now and experience the power of minecraft like never before. who needs nuclear energy when you’ve got our server to keep you energized and entertained for hours on end? come join the fun and see why we’re the hottest server around. nuclear power plant who? we don’t need that when we’ve got minecraft madness on our side!

TaxCraft: Super Rich Edition

Agreement, collaboration, cooperation, DECLARATION, Economy, Edition, finance ministers, financial transparency, G20, Global, income inequality, International, Nations, policy, Rich, Rio de Janeiro, summit, Super, super rich, Taxation, TaxCraft, TAXES, Wealthy, wealthy individuals

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8649
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	493	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Divine Spears Created:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

join our epic minecraft server where the g20 nations have agreed to work together to make the super-rich pay their taxes IN GAME. but wait, there’s more! we stopped short of a more substantial deal because we were too busy building insane structures and battling mobs in rio de janeiro. come join the chaos and see if you can become the richest player in the server! who needs real life when you can live out your wildest dreams in minecraft? come join us now!

DishCrafters

apartment buildings, apartment living, building amenities, communal living, communal spaces, convenience, convenience services, DishCrafters, Industry, innovative services, Modern Conveniences, pay-to-use dishwashers, property development, property management, rental property amenities, rental property upgrades, shared appliances, Shared Resources, tenant services, time-saving solutions, urban living

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3804
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Votes:	7085	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT GOT MORE DRAMA DEN A REALITY SHOW. WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT CAN DANCE. OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE AS RARE AS FINDING A UNICORN RIDING A LLAMA.

WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE VILLAGERS THROW WILD PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON A CHEST FULL OF GOLDEN CARROTS.

ALSO, DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A VEGETARIAN? YEAH, HE ONLY EATS TOFU AND KALE. SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S STRANGER THAN FICTION, COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US.

PLUS, WE HAVE A SQUAD OF SHEEP THAT CAN BEATBOX BETTER THAN ANY HUMAN. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

Survivium

Creative, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hunger Games, KitPvP, Mini Games, Modded, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2480
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	21	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Towns Built:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

New Minecraft Survival CrossPlay server, premium and non-premium, inside you will find a skill system, jobs, public mines, new biomes and structures, tombs, auctions, protection stones and much more, we are waiting for you!

play.survivium.com:28480

No Coords, No Problem: The Anarchy Edition (ft. No Elytra) v1.21

adjustments, Anarchy, Bigotry, Cheating, clarifications, COORDS, Doxxing, Edition, ELYTRA, exploiting, Fun, game balance, Harassment, Hope, Minecraft, Players, Problem, rules, Safe, semi anarchy, server spawn, Spawn, v1.21, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8471
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	2274	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	469	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Towns Built:	8

IP Address	nclegacy.net
Discord	Join our Discord server!

Overview

NoCoords Legacy is a semi-vanilla, semi-anarchy Minecraft server with minor adjustments to vanilla gameplay to enhance game balance. Some adjustments include disabled coordinates and elytra, as well as modified gameplay mechanics for a unique experience.

Adjustments include:

Coordinates are disabled.
Elytra are disabled.
End crystals and bed explosions do no damage.
Phantom spawning is disabled.
Nether roof void damage is enabled.

Basic Rules:

No Cheating
No Exploiting
No Bigotry
No Doxxing/Harassment

For more detailed rules, please refer to the server spawn area.

FAQ

Q: Can I use cheat mods on this server?

A: No, cheating is not allowed on the server to ensure fair gameplay for all players.

Q: Are there any banned items or blocks?

A: Elytra and coordinates are disabled on the server to provide a unique gameplay experience.

Q: What happens if I break the rules?

A: Breaking the server rules may result in punishments such as warnings, temporary bans, or permanent bans, depending on the severity of the infraction.

Q: How can I report a player for misconduct?

A: You can report a player for misconduct by contacting a staff member on Discord or on the server. Provide any relevant evidence to support your report.