ShitStirring Minecraft Servers

ShitStirring Minecraft Servers

  • ID’s Minecraft Server Bonanza

    ID’s Minecraft Server Bonanza
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 4219
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Towns Built: 8
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 22

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild tale.

    Imagine a world where griefers run amok, creating drama and chaos wherever they go. But fear not, for our server has the ultimate solution – ID’s! That’s right, with unique identifiers for each player, we can finally put an end to samefagging, falseflagging, and all-around retard behavior.

    But that’s not all! We also offer a special board split for those who prefer a more peaceful experience. Join /vtg/ – vtuber generals for actual vtuber discussion without the drama. Plus, smaller generals can thrive in this slower-paced environment.

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the hero we need to defeat the griefers once and for all! Join now and let the hilarity ensue.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Who’s Who Minecraft Server – Nanashi Mumei MDCCVI

    Who’s Who Minecraft Server – Nanashi Mumei MDCCVI
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 7140
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Zombie Dances: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Runes Activated: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

    1. Our group song performances are so lit, they’ll make your diamond armor look like leather armor in comparison. 2. We have a Mind Craft session with HoloEN where you can mine and build with virtual idols – how cool is that? 3. Our second original song, “mumei,” will have you dancing like a creeper in no time. 4. Have you heard Holotori’s first original song, “HOLOTORI Dance!”? It’s so catchy, even the Ender Dragon can’t resist grooving to it. 5. Stellar Stellar (Hoshimachi Suisei) will blow your mind with her amazing vocals – you’ll swear she’s using a mod for auto-tune. 6. We have a list of songs and karaoke tracks that will have you singing along like a villager in a trading hall. 7. Our Chapters, Clips, and Music Videos are so entertaining, they’ll make you forget about mining for diamonds. 8. Don’t miss out on our 5th Fes event – it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion. 9. Check out our YouTube channel for more epic content that will have you laughing like a witch in a cauldron. 10. And last but not least, grab some merch before the 2nd Concert merch order period ends – because who wouldn’t want to rock some epic gear while building their blocky empire?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LOLcraft: Where Players Fall for Low Effort Shit-Stirring

    LOLcraft: Where Players Fall for Low Effort Shit-Stirring
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 5443
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 9294
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Insanely Hilarious Minecraft Server!

    Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the most outrageous and LOL-worthy server around!

    Reasons to Join:

    • Unlimited TNT: Blow up your friends’ creations for the ultimate prank!
    • Dancing Creepers: Watch as Creepers break out into dance routines when you approach them!
    • Meme War Zones: Battle it out in meme-themed battlegrounds where the winner gets a diamond-studded crown!
    • Teleporting Pigs: Ride on the backs of teleporting pigs as they warp around the map!

    Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • i Just To Make It In Spite Minecraft SMP

    i Just To Make It In Spite Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 6752
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Towns Built: 10 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 180
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

    Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare and elusive creature that poops out diamonds instead of bacon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

    So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BabyCraft Minecraft Server

    BabyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 7994
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Magic Items Found: 1791

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

    Join us for the birth of your virtual grandchild, where you can help your daughter through a c-section while fending off angry husbands who feel left out. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in the world of Minecraft?

    So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the mobs you’ll encounter is the family dynamics at play. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoSleepovers4You

    NoSleepovers4You
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 8198
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to worry about your husband and his best friend sharing a blanket on the couch again!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual home where you’ll never have to deal with awkward movie nights with your husband and his college buddy. No more inside jokes or late-night drinks without you – it’s all about you and your Minecraft creations!

    Don’t be the “that wife” who’s constantly feeling uncomfortable in her own home. Join our server and create a world where boundaries are respected and space is always yours. Plus, who needs real friends when you can make virtual friends who will never overstay their welcome?

    So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and never worry about being the asshole for wanting some peace and quiet in your own home. Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LoveCrafted Sacrifice

    LoveCrafted Sacrifice
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 7270
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 28 Villages Defended: 7
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you willing to sacrifice your diamond armor for love? Well, on our server, we have players who have sacrificed entire enchanted diamond pickaxes just to show their love for each other! Join us for a chance to experience epic love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a casual fling. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! So come on, join us and see if you’re willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for love in our crazy Minecraft world.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PrisonPoisonedMCServer

    PrisonPoisonedMCServer
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 683
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 22 Magical Moments Shared: 25
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1494 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 143 Demon Skulls Collected: 37

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like ur part of some crazy adventure? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

    imagine this: u log on and suddenly u find urself in the middle of a quest to save the world from evil zombies who are actually just misunderstood and need ur help to find their true purpose in life.

    oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and magical creatures that only the most brave and daring players can discover? yeah, that’s right.

    plus, there’s this rumor going around that if u join this server, u might just unlock the power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be able to do that, amirite?

    so, come join us on this epic minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, in which case, why are u even reading this? go do something boring somewhere else.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HamasCraft – UNWRA Approved

    HamasCraft – UNWRA Approved
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 194
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Villages Defended: 20
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT HAMAS LEADER KILLIN’ ACTION LIKE ISRAEL UP IN HERE! UN EMPLOYEE TURNED HAMAS WARRIOR, UNWRA CONFIRMS! COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA NEXT VICTIM OF DA BLOCKY BATTLES! NOBODY SAFE, NOT EVEN DA CREEPERS! #BLOCKYWARFARE #HAMASHEROES

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Home Salesmen Online

    Home Salesmen Online
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 1820
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got door to door salesmen who mostly work from home. they sell u stuff in game like enchanted swords and diamond armor. but watch out, sometimes they try to sell u a pet creeper and things can get explosive. join us for the wackiest adventures and the craziest sales pitches in all of minecraft land. come on, u know u wanna see what those salesmen are up to next. join now and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Stranded Block Assets: Net Zero Server

    Stranded Block Assets: Net Zero Server
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 7341
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Alien Abductions: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 25
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Star Shards Collected: 210
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Void Armor Forged: 20
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like a whole new world, dude. we got like, diamonds for days and creepers that do the macarena. but here’s the kicker – if you don’t join, you’ll be stuck with all these “stranded assets” like, what even is that? sounds boring, bro. so, like, join our server and avoid all that lame stuff. plus, we have a secret level where you can ride on a dragon and shoot fireballs at zombies. it’s lit, fam. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now before it’s too late and you’re stuck with all those “stranded assets.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Switch 2 Killer Minecraft Server

    Switch 2 Killer Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 6445
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a thrilling murder mystery game called “Who will be the Switch 2 killer?”

    Join us and embark on a wild adventure where players must uncover the identity of the mysterious killer before they strike again. Will it be Steve in a creeper costume? Or maybe even a sneaky Enderman with a taste for chaos?

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves while dodging zombie DJs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted eggs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

    The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 641
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 372

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of llamas come charging through, trampling everything in their path. But don’t worry, they’re just here for a dance party! That’s right, our server is known for its spontaneous llama raves that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Chicken King? This majestic ruler of all poultry will challenge you to epic chicken battles that will test your skills and leave you clucking for more.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that awaits you. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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