shitsock – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

ArmorEnvy Minecraft SMP
anime armors, armor design, ArmorEnvy, battle armors, COOLEST, custom armors, FANTASY, fictional armors, fictional characters, futuristic armors, iconic armors, legendary armors, magical armors, medieval armors, Minecraft, movie armors, mythical armors, powerful armors, Sci Fi, smp, superhero armors, unique armors, video game armors
Are you tired of boring old iron and diamond armor in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we have armor sets that will make you feel like a superhero! From armor made out of rainbow-colored unicorn fur to armor crafted from the tears of a dragon, we have it all! Join us and become the most stylish and powerful player on the server! Plus, rumor has it that wearing our special armor will give you the ability to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become the ultimate fashionista warrior in Minecraft!

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Makeup4Minecraft Server
beauty, Boundaries, bride, Communication, compromise, equality, Expectations, family, feminism, formal occasions, groom, makeup, Makeup4Minecraft, Marriage, personal choice, relationships, self-confidence, Server, societal norms, Stereotypes, tradition, Wedding
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace natural beauty and say no to makeup tyranny! Just like this player who refuses to wear makeup, you can join us and show off your true self without any judgment.
Our server is perfect for those who want to keep it real, just like this player standing their ground against the pressure to wear makeup for their wedding. Who needs makeup when you have the beauty of Minecraft blocks and pixels to admire?
Join us and be part of a community that values authenticity and self-expression. And hey, if you ever feel like wearing makeup in Minecraft, go ahead! We won’t judge, but we’ll definitely applaud your creativity.
So come on, join our server and let your natural beauty shine through, just like this player who knows that makeup is optional, but fun in Minecraft is mandatory!

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RoommateRageCraft
anger, bargain, BROKE, car sharing, clean, cleanliness, Communication, Deal, disagreement, Driving, ferret breeder, ferrets, low mileage, nasty car, roommate, RoommateRageCraft, roommates, sense of smell, sharing economy, Transportation, used car
🤣🚗 Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of driving a car that has been used to transport hundreds of ferrets! 🦡💨
🤑 Our low-priced cars come with the unique scent of ferrets, making every drive an unforgettable experience. Who needs air fresheners when you have the natural aroma of furry friends? 🌬️🚙
😂 Don’t worry, there’s no actual mess inside the car – just the lingering essence of ferrets. It’s like driving through a petting zoo, but without the actual animals! 🐾🚗
🤷‍♀️ So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show off your ferret-scented wheels to all your friends. It’s a deal you won’t find anywhere else! 🤣🚗 #FerretFrenzy #SmellTheAdventure

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SatisfyMyCrave Minecraft SMP
comfort food, culinary satisfaction, delicious meals, favorite foods, food appreciation, food cravings, food delights, food enjoyment, food experiences, food indulgence, food pleasures, food preferences, food satisfaction, Minecraft, satisfying food, SatisfyMyCrave, sensory experience, smell, smp, Taste, Texture
Are you tired of bland, boring servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate foodie paradise! Imagine a world where every block you break tastes like your favorite food – mine a diamond and it tastes like a juicy steak, chop down a tree and it tastes like a delicious slice of pizza. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – defeat a creeper and it explodes into a shower of candy! Join us now and feast your way to victory in the most delicious Minecraft SMP ever created!

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ShookCraft: The Ultimate Glow Up
amazing makeover, astonishing makeover, Before and after, complete transformation, dramatic change, drastic change, drastic makeover, extreme makeover, GLOW, incredible change, jaw-dropping makeover, mind-blowing makeover, remarkable change, shocking evolution, shocking makeover, shocking transformation, ShookCraft, stunning transformation, surprising transformation, total transformation, Ultimate, unbelievable before and after, unbelievable transformation
Have you ever seen a pig turn into a disco-dancing llama? Well, get ready for even crazier transformations on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where chickens can fly, cows can breakdance, and creepers can do the cha-cha slide. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the most mind-blowing transformations in the Minecraft universe – join us now and prepare to be amazed!

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ForestCraft Minecraft Server
Biodiversity, city planning, community engagement, community forests, Ecosystem Services, environmental conservation, environmental stewardship, Forestcraft, green infrastructure, green spaces, large cities, Minecraft, nature protection, nature reserves, outdoor recreation, Poland, public health, Residents, Server, Sustainable development, urban forestry, Urban planning, wildlife habitat
come join our epic minecraft server where we build community forests around our cities to protect nature and serve our residents! 🌲🌳🌿
imagine chopping down trees and building your house in a lush, green forest right outside of a bustling city! 🌆🏡
we have crazy events like tree planting competitions where the winner gets a diamond axe! 💎🪓
our server is so eco-friendly that even the creepers plant trees instead of blowing up! 🌳💣
join us now and be a part of the most environmentally conscious minecraft server in the world! 🌍🌲🎮

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RubbleRaidersMC
Assassination, Beirut, beirut explosion, hezbollah, Hezbollah forces, Hezbollah leader, Hezbollah stronghold, investigation, Lebanese government, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military commander, political turmoil, resistance movement, rubble, RubbleRaidersMC, sectarian conflict., security sources, Shia Islam, Terrorism
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy adventures like finding the body of a hezbollah military commander in the rubble of beirut! two security sources confirmed it, so you know it’s legit! join now for the chance to uncover more insane secrets and have a blast with your new minecraft buddies! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

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NameSpammerCraft
Communication, full name, given name, Language, name importance, name pronunciation, name recognition, name repetition, name significance, name spelling, name usage, NameSpammerCraft, personal identity, Repetition, Self-expression, surname, Typing, VERBAL, Writing, Written
are you tired of boring minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a creeper explosion? well, come join our server and experience the most wild and wacky adventures you can imagine!
we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the land of flying pigs and dancing chickens. don’t worry, they’re all trained professionals.
our staff members are actually unicorns in disguise, ready to grant you three wishes as long as one of them involves building a giant statue of them in the middle of spawn.
we also have a special event every full moon where all the mobs break out into a synchronized dance routine. trust us, you’ve never seen zombies bust a move like this before.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for a minecraft experience like no other. just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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PFAS Fish Frenzy Server
aquatic life, chemical contamination, contaminated fish, environmental contamination, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental research, environmental testing, Fish, fish contamination, fish species, forever chemicals, Frenzy, Illinois rivers, northern Illinois, PFAS, Pollution, Rivers, Server, toxic chemicals, water contamination, water pollution, water quality
lol u kno wat u need in ur lyf? a minecraft server dat is so lit, it makes u forget abt all dem contaminated fish in northern Illinois rivers. our server is so clean, u won’t find no PFAS “forever chemicals” here, just pure fun and madness.
join us and u’ll be swimmin’ in a sea of crazy adventures and epic builds. we got dragons flyin’ around, unicorns prancin’ in the fields, and even a secret underground lair where u can find the rarest diamonds.
so come on over and leave them contaminated fish behind. on our server, the only thing contaminatin’ u will be the sheer awesomeness of our community. trust us, once u join, u won’t ever wanna leave.

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HeliosMC
MCMMO, Minecraft Survival Philippines Economy Crates Online Store Ranks Kits Bundles Java Edition Version 1.20.4 Client Multiplayer PvP Minigames Faction Skyblock Creative Roleplay Adventure, Survival
HeliosMC is a Minecraft Survival server from the Philippines. It also has economy features and crates, plus an online store where you can buy ranks, kits, bundles, and extra money. The server is only for Java Edition and runs on version 1.20.4, but you can join on any client version. Join now and help HeliosMC continue to expand!
ph01.mczhost.fun:7019

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