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DOGEcraft: RIP Coin Dog

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3923
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on our server where we worship the legendary DOGE coin dog, kabosu かぼす! Legend has it that kabosu was actually a Minecraft pro in a past life, and now she watches over our server with her wise and fluffy guidance.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dog park where you can play fetch with virtual puppers and mine for bones. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted dog bowl that grants you unlimited treats!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our DOGE coin dog diedkabosu かぼす server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Woof woof! 🐶💎🦴

Minecraft PantyCraft: Explore the World in Style with ‘/vn/ – Pantyhose Edition’ Server!

#Readme, DeepL, discussion, download links, E-Celeb, Edition, English-translated, error messages, Explore, FAQs, japanese, Japanese locale, Minecraft, PantyCraft, Pantyhose, pantyhose edition, plot spoilers, Recommendations, Server, Smooth discussion, specific element, spoiler tags, Style, tech support, Untranslated, useful things, visual novel, world

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5309
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	21

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’re like a visual novel, but with blocks and creepers instead of cute anime girls. Join us for a wild ride filled with English-translated Japanese visual novels and discussions that will make your head spin faster than a Ender Dragon on speed!

Looking for trouble with your VN? We’ve got you covered! Just follow our simple steps, like being in Japanese locale and reading the Readme (who reads those anyway, right?). And if all else fails, just copy and paste those error messages into DeepL and hope for the best!

But wait, there’s more! Need a novel with a specific element? We’ve got a whole library of VNs to choose from, so you can find exactly what you’re looking for. And if you’re feeling lost, our FAQs, Recommendations, and Other Useful Things will steer you in the right direction faster than a minecart on a track.

So why wait? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server where anything is possible, and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). Previous players have described our server as “mind-blowing,” “life-changing,” and “I can’t believe I spent 10 hours straight playing here.” Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the adventure begin!

Gaylords R Us

activism, anger, discrimination, equality, eternally seething, Frustration, Gaylords, homobeggar movement, homobeggars, Homophobia, INEQUALITY, injustice, LGBTQ, LGBTQ discrimination, lgbtq rights, marginalized communities, marginalized voices, prejudice, protest, social change, social justice

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2046
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old basic houses and farms? Well, look no further because on our server, homobeggars eternally seething, things are anything but basic!

Join us for a wild ride where the villagers have taken over and are now demanding tribute in the form of rainbow-colored wool and diamond-studded pickaxes. But don’t worry, they’re a friendly bunch once you get to know them (just watch out for their killer dance moves).

Looking for a challenge? Try your hand at our custom mini-games like “TNT Tag with a Twist” where the TNT is replaced with exploding pigs or “Parkour of Doom” where one wrong move sends you plummeting into a pit of lava (but hey, at least it’s warm down there).

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, venture into our Nether realm where the ghasts have formed a choir and are serenading players with their hauntingly beautiful rendition of “Baby Shark.”

So why wait? Join homobeggars eternally seething today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, never trust a cow wearing sunglasses.

Crafty Jacket’s LOLz Server

1080ti, banned export, Chads, China, Competition, consumer behavior, controversy, Crafty, export regulations, Gaming, Graphics cards, Hardware, jackets, lolz, market trends, Mr jacket, new gen, nvidia, rtx 4090, rtx 5080, Server, speculation, Technology

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9447
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	8286	Votes:	2838
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Emeralds Found:	1617	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have the latest and greatest technology? Well, look no further because our server is so advanced, we’re already using RTX 5080 graphics cards from the future! That’s right, we’ve got technology so cutting-edge, it hasn’t even been invented yet in some parts of the world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the RTX 4090 is so powerful, it’s been banned for export to China. Why? Because it’s too OP for mere mortals to handle. But not on our server! We embrace the power of the 4090 and use it to build the most epic structures and conquer the toughest mobs.

Join us and become part of the elite 4090 chads who knew all along that this graphics card was the new 1080ti. Don’t let anyone try to jew you out of experiencing the true power of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and game like never before!

CraftyDirect LOLz

Advancements, anticipation, aspirations, CraftyDirect, Developments, EXCITEMENT, Expectations, forecasting, future plans, goals, hopes, lolz, next direct, opportunities, outlook, Possibilities, predictions, Projections, Prospects, strategy, trends, Upcoming Changes, vision

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2928
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs like they’re your trusty steed, battle giant chickens that shoot fireballs, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure gold (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic dance-offs for exclusive loot. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Get Rekt Craft: Where pasty incels are always welcome…to leave their rooms!

Anon, anon we, Bleach, Craft, ew, fuck, gtfo, gtfo you, hai, incel, incel fuck, Incels, it smells, Leave, like bleach, Need, pasty, rekt, room, room today, rooms, smell, smells like bleach, Today, welcome to, your room

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8662
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Star Shards Collected:	130
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring, generic servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us and say goodbye to your boring old room because we’re here to kick you out with style! We don’t want any pasty incel vibes ruining our server’s epic energy. Plus, who needs a room when you can spend all day building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies?

And don’t worry about the bleach smell – that’s just our way of keeping things fresh and clean around here. So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

MaxHaggin’ Bros: Back in Action!

#catchingup, #goodtimes, #Hagmaxxingbros, #Hagmaxxingbros we’re so back, #togetheragain, #we’re so back, action, BFF’s, Bonding, bros, celebration, EXCITEMENT, Friends, FriendshipGoals, Fun, Laughter, MaxHaggin, Memories, Nostalgia, Party, reconnect, reunion, Throwback

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3704
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because Hagmaxxingbros is here to shake things up!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of hags who have mastered the art of maxxing out their Minecraft skills. These hags are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamonds in just 5 minutes!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a group of bros who are always up for a good time. These bros have the strength of ten Steve’s and can mine through bedrock with their bare hands!

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a group of hags and bros teaming up to create the most epic Minecraft world ever seen? Join us at Hagmaxxingbros and get ready for a wild ride!

Kevin’s Crazy Craft Kingdom – Rule #13: No Pants Allowed!

#youtube, adultery, Alcoholic, Allen the magic goose, Allowed, Ban, Canadian animated show, co, Comedy Network, Craft, crazy, discussion, emotions, Fan art, fan art folder, fat, Kevin Spencer, kevin’s, Kingdom, law, old website, pants, parents, playlist, rule, shouting matches, SOCIOPATHIC, teenager, Tubi, welfare recipient

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3895
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where you can experience all the chaos and craziness of the Kevin Spencer show!

Imagine a world where sociopathic, alcoholic teenagers run amok, accompanied by a magical goose who gives terrible advice. Picture fat, alcoholic parents getting into shouting matches, committing adultery, and beating each other up – all in the name of fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that it’s even banned on /co/ – that’s how you know it’s the real deal. So if you want to post fan art, discuss all things Kevin Spencer, or just revel in the madness, this is the place to be.

And the best part? You can watch all the insanity unfold for free on YouTube and Tubi. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the mayhem for yourself! Kevin Spencer would be proud.

HonkaiCraft: Star Honk General

blissful, Character Banners, drip marketing, firefly, Flowing Nightglow, general, HANYA, Honk, Honkai, HonkaiCraft, jade, Light Cone Banners, myriad celestia, preview page, Redeemable Codes, Resources, robin, star, star rail, Thread Template, topaz, Trailer, worrisome, Xueyi

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8243
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5096	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Love Letters Sent:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and chaos!

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself in a land filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking chickens. The possibilities are endless as you navigate through dungeons filled with treasure and face off against giant spiders riding on top of creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also features custom skins that turn you into a majestic unicorn or a fierce dragon. And don’t forget about our exclusive in-game events where you can battle it out in epic PvP matches or team up with other players to take down a horde of evil mobs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where No. 14725667 by Anonymous Happens

#clues, alibi, ANONYMOUS, Crafty, crime, detective, Evidence, interrogation, investigation, Justice, McCraftface, Motive, murder, Mystery, No. 14725667, plot twist, Red Herring, resolution, Server, suspects, Suspense, Thriller, whodunit

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8251
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Emeralds Found:	2531	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us for the chance to ride on a pig with a saddle while battling evil zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep music. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted potato that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might end up with a pet exploding cow).

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where you can build a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored blocks while riding a unicorn through the clouds? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!