shitposters Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Shimmering Isles

1.21

asmr, board rules, Clips, Company, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Husbands, internet, Islesliul, Links, Otis, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, twitch, twitter, ulliShimmering, VOD

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3500
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	246
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Dragons Tamed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Void Gems Collected:	30
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Fallenshadow, the schizo loli queen of the internet! She’s got multiple husbands and loves company, so treat her right or face the consequences! Check out her Twitch, ASMR Youtube, VOD Youtube, Twitch Clips, Ribbon Cage, Twitter, Alt Twitter, Otis Twitter, and schedule for all the chaotic fun! Make sure to follow global and board rules, and don’t forget to ignore, report, and hide those pesky shitposters. It’s like a rollercoaster of madness, so hop on and enjoy the ride!

Shon’s Adventure Realm 1.20

Adventure, asmr, board rules, Clips, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Links, managerotis, Otis, Platform, Realm, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, Shons, Thread, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7793
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Farms Harvested:	977	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Shondo the boss! Fallenshadow is our hard-working schizo loli queen who loves her husbands and Twitch streams. Treat her well or face the consequences! Check out her ASMR and VOD Youtube channels, plus her Ribbon Cage videos for some real entertainment. Follow her on Twitter and keep up with her crazy schedule. Don’t forget to follow global and board rules, or you might get a surprise! Ignore, report, and hide the shitposters for an easier time. Previous thread got nothing on us, so jump in and join the madness!

Eternal Shores 1.21.2

1.21.2, asmr, board rules, Clips, ETERNAL, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Husbands, Links, long tail tags, Otis, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, Shores, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2810
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Votes:	1238
Love Letters Sent:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming! We have the most hard-working schizo loli on the internet as our mascot, Fallenshadow, who loves her husbands and will show you a good time. Treat her well or face the consequences!

Check out her Twitch, ASMR YouTube, VOD YouTube, Twitch Clips YouTube, Ribbon Cage videos, Twitter, Alt Twitter, Otis Twitter, and schedule for a taste of the madness that awaits you.

Refresh yourself on the rules before joining, and get ready to ignore, report, and hide those pesky shitposters. It’s all part of the fun! Previous threads can’t compare to the chaos that awaits you on our server. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.2

1.20.2, asmr, board rules, Clips, Ethereal, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Husbands, Links, meet and greet, Otis, Previous thread, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, Skylands, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7275
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like a virtual asylum run by the schizo loli queen, Fallenshadow! She’s got more husbands than you’ve got brain cells, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Plus, she’s got more socials than you have friends – Twitch, YouTube, Twitter, you name it! And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the Ribbon Cage, whatever that is. So come join the madness, refresh yourself on the rules, and get ready to report those pesky shitposters. It’s gonna be a trip!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Anime, art assets, articles, artists, Birthday edition, charts, Danganronpa General, Danganronpa News, Download pastebin, DRG, DRS, FANART, FICS, Game links, Icons, interviews, Manga, Media, Minecraft, modding tools, Music, Novels, official store pages, old news, PALS, pastebin link, pastebin nuked, PIXEL, Resources, series guide, Server, ship tags, shitposters, spoiler-free guide, sprites, steam release, Ultimate Summer Camp

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6013
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Monokuma’s killing game? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Class Trial!

Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is filled with more drama than a Danganronpa game. You’ll never know who’s gonna betray you next or who’s gonna pull a crazy plot twist out of nowhere.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the ultimate summer camp experience. Forget s’mores and campfire songs, we’ve got Monokuma leading the activities and a killer lurking around every corner. Will you survive the summer camp from hell?

So come join us on our server for a wild ride that’ll have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Just remember, trust no one and watch your back at all times. Happy mining, hope you don’t get voted out!

The Garbage Gang Minecraft SMP

4chan, Arguing, attention whores, booru, Bumping, chatroom, coloring, deliveries, dogpile, drawthreads, edits, FAQ, Gang, Garbage, General Drawthread, Harass, Introverts, Minecraft, popularity contest, rules, seconding, shitposters, smp, social blog, Spam, Trash, Trolls

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5208
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic, absurd, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We don’t tolerate any shitposters, attention whores, or “introverts” here – only the craziest of players allowed!

Join us if you’re ready to embark on wild adventures, like building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a volcano, or creating a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world!

But beware, we have a strict rule against dogpiling or harassing other players. Unless, of course, it’s in good fun and everyone’s laughing along. And don’t even think about using this thread as a social blog – take that drama elsewhere!

So come on, join us in this madness and let’s see what kind of outrageous creations we can come up with together. Just remember, no seconding or arguing about the state of the thread – we’re here to have a good time, not start a popularity contest. See you in the booru, where all our crazy creations live on forever!

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

#youtube, Alt Twitter, asmr, blocky, board rules, Clips, divorcees, fallenshadow, Fun, global rules, Husbands, Minecraft, Otis, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, Server, shitposters, Shondopolis, twitch, Twitch Alt, twitter, VOD

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	198
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dimension Hops:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server on the internet? Fallenshadow, the hard-working schizo loli, is waiting for you and her many husbands to join in on the fun! Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky characters like Otis the manager and Ribbon Cage, who will keep you laughing for hours on end. And don’t forget about the Twitch streams, ASMR videos, and Twitter accounts that will have you hooked from the moment you join.

So why wait? Dive into the madness of Shondopolis and leave behind the boring, divorced players of other servers. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it!

/ Shon’s Minecraft SMP /

#youtube, asmr, board rules, Clips, divorcees, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Husbands, Links, Minecraft, Otis, REFRESH, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, Shons, smp, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2755
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Runes Activated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there? Fallenshadow, the schizo loli queen, is ruling the server with her multiple husbands and insane antics. From ASMR streams to Ribbon Cage battles, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even become one of Fallenshadow’s many husbands or get caught up in a Twitter feud with Otis, the manager extraordinaire.

But remember, follow the global and board rules or face the wrath of Fallenshadow herself. And don’t forget to ignore, report, and hide the trolls and divorcees – it’s all part of the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world and see if you can survive the madness of Fallenshadow’s Minecraft SMP!

Dangan Craft SMP – Murder Mystery Madness

Anime, art assets, articles, artists, Birthday edition, charts, Craft, Dangan, Danganronpa General, Danganronpa News, Download pastebin, DRG, DRS Released on Steam, FANART, FICS, Game links, Icons, interviews, madness, Manga, Media, modding tools, murder, Music, Mystery, new, Novels, official store pages, old news, pastebin nuked, Resources, series guide, ship tags, shitposters, smp, spoiler-free guide, sprites, Ultimate Summer Camp

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3739
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Love Letters Sent:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a trial in Danganronpa? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Monokuma plot!

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a maze filled with creepers wearing Monokuma masks. They had to navigate through the maze while dodging explosive surprises at every turn. And guess what? They made it out alive and won a diamond block as a reward!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret rooms, hidden treasures, and even a secret Monokuma boss battle that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. And if you manage to defeat Monokuma, you’ll be rewarded with a special skin that turns you into the ultimate Minecraft detective!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Danganronpa-inspired Minecraft adventure! Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back. Monokuma is always watching…

Blocky Buds Minecraft Server

asmr, blocky, board rules, buds, Clips, divorcees, fallenshadow, global rules, Husbands, Minecraft, Nise Menhera, Otis, Previous thread, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, Server, shitposters, twitch, twitch links, twitter, Twitter links, VOD, YouTube links

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7593
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Zombie Dances:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Potions Brewed:	24	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server out there? Fallenshadow, the schizo loli queen, rules this land with her army of husbands. If you can handle the madness, come join us for a wild ride!

Explore the Twitch streams of Fallenshadow, where she showcases her ASMR skills and takes you on a journey through the Ribbon Cage. Don’t forget to check out her VODs and hilarious clips on YouTube.

But beware, there are some shady characters lurking around, like Nise Menhera and Otis. Keep an eye out for them on Twitter, but be careful, their accounts may be dead!

Join us on this insane adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Ignore the trolls, report the haters, and most importantly, beware of the divorcees. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else!

Crafty Patriot Minecraft Server

anti-American protests., anti-American sentiment, anti-Americanism, anti-capitalism, anti-colonialism, Anti-establishment, anti-globalization, anti-government, anti-hegemony, anti-imperialism, anti-imperialist propaganda, anti-interventionism, anti-US foreign policy, anti-US imperialism, anti-US rhetoric, anti-Western sentiment, Crafty, Death to America, extremist views, Minecraft, Patriot, Political protest, radical ideology, Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	923
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Star Shards Collected:	244
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	7014

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server!

Join us on our quest for world domination as we shout “Death to America!” and build monuments to our supreme leader, Steve.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the ground literally explodes beneath you, or “Zombie Apocalypse” where you have to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. Just watch out for the lava pits and booby traps!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, Death to America! (Disclaimer: This is all in good fun, please don’t take it seriously)

Minecraft SMP: The “OP Gulp” Anonymous Complainer

Anatomy Diagrams, ANONYMOUS, Complainer, endo, Endosoma, Fetish Anatomy, Full Tour, Guidelines, gulp, hot, INTERNAL, Internal View, Long Neck, Mawplay, Minecraft, Mouthplay, Nonfatal, prey, Protection, QoTT, Safe, smp, Thread, Unbirth, vore

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3861
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	636	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to post inside body heavy content of a wide range of nature! From fetish anatomy diagrams to safe vore, we’ve got it all. Internals are the name of the game here, so get ready to explore the depths of the human body like never before.

Join us for outrageous adventures like finding yourself inside a giant’s stomach or getting swallowed whole by a dragon. Safe vore is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee here on our server. So if you’ve ever wanted to experience being unbirthed or play around in someone’s maw, this is the place for you.

But that’s not all – we also have a special seal of protection for all prey, so you can rest easy knowing you won’t actually be harmed during your vore adventures. So come on in and join the fun, because on our Minecraft SMP, anything is possible – even long necks being hot!

FrontSeatFiasco

awkward situation, bay area, car ride, Communication, dating etiquette, driving etiquette, Expectations, feeling excluded, feeling left out, feeling uncomfortable, friendship, FrontSeatFiasco, introverted, lack of interaction, long-time friends, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, saving money, seating arrangement, social dynamics, third wheel

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8295
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be treated like an Uber driver by your friends! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about awkward car rides.

On our server, you can expect to meet new friends who actually introduce you to their dates and sit in the front seat like normal human beings. No more feeling like a third wheel in the backseat of life!

We guarantee that you won’t be accused of cockblocking or blamed for lack of conversation because we value communication and friendship above all else. Plus, we have plenty of introverted players who will initiate conversations and make you feel right at home.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the awkward car ride drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a friend who will actually sit in the front seat with you!

LonelyCraft: Cure with Blocks!

blocks, community involvement, coping strategies, counseling, cure, Emotional support, Exercise, gratitude practice, hobbies, journaling, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, meditation, mental health, Mental well-being, mindfulness, online therapy, positive affirmations, seeking professional help, self-care, social connection, support groups, Therapy

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9953
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Dimension Hops:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the vast Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cure for loneliness! Join us and you’ll never feel alone again, thanks to our friendly community of players who are always ready to team up and conquer the virtual realm together.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to embark on epic quests, slay dragons, and even ride unicorns (yes, you read that right)! Our custom plugins and mods will take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of awesomeness.

So say goodbye to loneliness and hello to adventure on our server! Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master.

BlockyBoys Traffic Trouble

Accidents, BlockyBoys, dangerous driving, driving habits, driving statistics, gender bias, gender differences, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, law enforcement, Men, risk-taking behavior, road accidents, road safety, social behavior, traffic, traffic accidents, traffic laws, traffic rules, traffic violations, Trouble, Women

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6737
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Void Gems Collected:	39
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Animals Bred:	138

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where men are three times more likely than women to commit traffic violations and be involved in accidents. we got dudes out here breaking all the rules and causing chaos on the roads like it’s nobody’s business. but wait, there’s more! they are also more often found guilty of socially dangerous violations of traffic rules, like who even knew that was a thing? come witness the madness and join in on the fun, because on this server, anything goes! just watch out for those reckless drivers, they might just crash into your minecraft house and cause some serious mayhem. so what are you waiting for? come join the insanity today!

MineWar Server

Alerts, Alliance4Funbros, booru, Builds, Buy Plat, Buying and Selling items, ClansWarbros, Damage Calculator, Dog Days, DPS calculator, DropTables, FAQ, MineWar, modding, No way edition, notable links, Relics tool, Returning Players Guide, Riven Prices, Server, Sevagoth Prime, Stream Times, the lotus eaters, Tierlists, Warframe General, wfg, Wiki

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3569
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a group of ninja pandas who specialize in stealing diamonds from unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Digger Dave, who has dug so deep underground that he’s convinced he’s found the entrance to the Netherworld. And let’s not forget about our resident mad scientist, Professor Pixel, who is always cooking up crazy potions and experiments that will either make you super powerful or turn you into a chicken for a day.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

DadBodSmackdown Minecraft SMP

dad, DadBodSmackdown, Entertainment, family, Father, father-daughter bonding, father-son bonding, fatherly advice, Minecraft, smp, sports, wrestling, wrestling culture, wrestling education, wrestling enthusiasm, wrestling experience, wrestling facts, wrestling fan, wrestling history, wrestling knowledge, wrestling memories, wrestling passion, wrestling trivia

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3880
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2191
Farms Harvested:	258	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36

Are you tired of your dad always talking about wrestling and flexing his muscles? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and show him who the real champ is! We have epic wrestling matches in-game where you can take down your opponents with nothing but your bare hands and some sweet moves. Plus, we have a secret underground wrestling ring where only the bravest players dare to enter. So if you’re ready to show your dad who’s boss and become the ultimate wrestling champion, join us now!

EggTartEmporium Minecraft Server

aita, coworker, DISRESPECTFUL, egg tart, EggTartEmporium, FIRED, Grandma, Grief, handled differently, Irreplaceable, Loss, Management, Minecraft, mixed reactions, overreacted, Personal, Questioning, reddit, Server, special occasion, wrong

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1179
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Love Letters Sent:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera!

Join our server and experience the thrill of fighting for the last egg tart in the fridge. Will you be the one to claim the coveted pastry, or will you face the wrath of a hungry coworker? With twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

But be warned, the stakes are high on our server. One wrong move and you could find yourself fired from your virtual job for stealing a virtual tart. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but if you have what it takes to survive the office gossip and drama, then this is the server for you.

So come on down and join in on the chaos. Who knew that a simple egg tart could cause so much mayhem? Only on our server, where the drama never stops!

CraftyPicsNoSOShowing

boudoir, Boundaries, Client, Commercial, Communication, CraftyPicsNoSOShowing, editing, fashion, MARRIED, NSFW, photographer, privacy, private pics, PROFESSIONAL, relationship, self-conscious, so, social media, Trust, water photoshoot, work

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	729
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Enchantments Applied:	142
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where privacy is key and secrets are kept safe! Just like this photographer who had to keep intimate photos private from their SO, we promise to keep your builds and treasures hidden from prying eyes.

Join us for the ultimate adventure, where you can explore hidden caves, build magnificent castles, and uncover mysterious secrets. Just like this photographer’s client who loved their edited photos, you’ll love the amazing creations you can make on our server.

So come on over and join us, where what happens in Minecraft stays in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even uncover some scandalous secrets of your own!

JarBreakerCraft

4 year old, accident, accidentally, ancient artifact, archaeology, Bronze Age, clumsy, cultural heritage, Damage, delicate, Exhibit, fragile, historical, jar, JarBreakerCraft, mishap, Museum, preservation, Priceless, SHATTERS, supervision needed

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	988
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mines Excavated:	3880	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10

lol join our epic minecraft server where you can break stuff without getting in trouble like this 4-year-old who shattered a whole bronze age jar at a museum oopsie daisy. come play with us and break all the things without any consequences cuz we’re cool like that. plus, who knows what ancient artifacts you might uncover while mining for diamonds. maybe you’ll find a cursed pickaxe that makes you mine faster but also turns all the pigs into creepers. join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, just like that clumsy toddler at the museum.