shitposter – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.
Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

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Crafty Nazis Not Allowed – Only Human Monsters Welcome
Allowed, armed militia, Christian Nationalism, Crafty, death, ENEMY, fascism, fascist, germany, Human, human monster, internet, Israel, Mental well-being, Minorities, Monsters, morally reprehensible, nazi, Nazis, punching nazis, shitposter, TOXIC, Trumpism, Zionism
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a creeper exploding in your face? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride through blocky adventures and pixelated madness!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a talking cow who gave them a magical diamond sword that could shoot lasers. They went on to defeat a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds. It was epic!
But that’s not all! Our server is like a hidden treasure chest full of surprises. You might encounter a village of villagers who have formed a secret society dedicated to baking cakes in the shape of famous landmarks. Or you might stumble upon a group of players who have built a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember, if you come across any players spouting fascist ideas, feel free to punch them in the face (virtually, of course). Let’s keep our blocky world free from toxic ideologies and full of fun!

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CostumeCraft Minecraft Server
bonus costumes, CostumeCraft, Game, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server
Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server has bonus costumes that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends! Want to dress up as a giant banana wielding a diamond sword? Done. How about a flying unicorn with laser eyes? We got you covered. Join our server and strut your stuff in the most outrageous costumes you can imagine!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that roams the land and grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player was granted the ability to turn dirt into diamonds just by giving the Blocktopus a high-five. Will you be the next lucky adventurer to stumble upon this majestic beast?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman who just can’t resist a good beat. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer!

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MissionMinecraft Server – WorstMissionEver
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Are you tired of boring old missions in video games that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most outrageously terrible missions that will have you questioning your sanity!
Join our server and embark on quests like “Find the Invisible Chicken” where you have to search for a chicken that is literally invisible. Or how about “Parkour Across Lava Pits with One Leg Tied Behind Your Back”? Trust us, it’s as fun as it sounds!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle the legendary boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon, who is known for randomly exploding into a shower of rainbow sparkles. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret dungeon filled with dancing creepers and disco skeletons!
So why waste your time on boring missions when you can join our server and experience the most hilariously awful quests in Minecraft history? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

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BoomerSplit Minecraft Server
advice, awkward, Bonding, BoomerSplit, business transaction, common interest, Communication, elderly friend, Etiquette, Expectations, fashion, fashions on the fields, friendship, horse racing, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Prize money, race day etiquette, Server, stylist, Wedding, Winnings
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are built on blocks and not on unexpected demands for payment! Join us for a chance to win virtual fashion contests and make friends who won’t ask for a cut of your winnings 9 months later.
Our server is filled with horse racing enthusiasts who love to dress up and compete in fashion shows. Who knows, you might even find a hat and purse to borrow from a fellow player, without any hidden fees attached!
So come on over and experience the thrill of virtual horse races, fashion competitions, and drama-free friendships. Just remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be paying for is a fun time!

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GymCreeperAlert!
ARMS, Boundaries, bragging, checking out, Communication, Confrontation, double standards, Ethics, fidelity, Girlfriend, gym, GymCreeperAlert, hot guys, Inappropriate Behavior, loyalty, married friend, Moral values, Muscles, relationship, Respect
Looking for a Minecraft server that values loyalty and respect? Look no further than our server, where we have zero tolerance for shady behavior like flirting with hot gym guys while married!
Join us for a server filled with players who understand the importance of faithfulness and commitment. We don’t tolerate any funny business, so you can game in peace without worrying about your significant other getting hit on by virtual gym bros.
Our server is a safe space for those who believe in being faithful to their partners, unlike some people who think it’s okay to check out other players’ pixels behind their backs. So come join us and let’s build a world where loyalty reigns supreme!

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FactsNobodyNeedsMC
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold just waiting to be plundered. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of zombie villagers who have been trained to breakdance on command. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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DragonSeedzMC
Ancient, ancient legends, Creatures, dormant, dormant eggs, dragon eggs, dragon mythology, DragonSeedzMC, FANTASY, fantasy creatures, Fire, fire exposure, fire hatching, HATCH, HATCHING, Legends, long dormancy, MAGICAL, mythical creatures, mythical eggs, Seeds
Yo, bros and broettes! Wanna join dis epic Minecraft server where dragon eggs be hatching like seeds when exposed to fire? It’s like a freakin’ dragon nursery up in here! We got dragons flyin’ around, breathin’ fire and causin’ chaos. But don’t worry, we got a squad of trained unicorns to keep ’em in check. Plus, we got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and loot just waitin’ for ya to find. So come on down and join the fun, cuz on this server, the only limit is your imagination… and maybe the occasional dragon attack. Let’s get this party started! 🐉🔥🦄🏰

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Welcome to SUPER FUNLAND SMP, where we build cities in Java 1.21! Whitelist: Laughter only, no seriousness allowed!

Allowed, blocky basics, BUILD, Building-focused, Cities, collaborative builds, Community, cross-platform, daily reset, Discord, FUNLAND, Grind-mitigation, Hidden coordinates, horse speed, Immersive, Increased mob cap, infinite world, java, Laughter, Minecarts, path construction, seriousness, silly block game, smp, Super, Vanilla, Wackiness, weekly events, Whitelist

SUPER☺︎FUNLAND Minecraft Server Overview:

Key Features
Vanilla server that never resets
Cross-platform with Bedrock compatibility
Grind-mitigation features for crafted items
Increased minecart and horse speed for pathways
Increased mob cap for more challenging gameplay
Daily Nether and End resets
Hidden X, Y, Z coordinates to encourage navigation
Weekly events known as “Block Party”

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the overworld will never reset on SUPER☺︎FUNLAND.

Q: Can I play on this server from different platforms?

A: Yes, the server is cross-platform with Bedrock compatibility.

Q: Are there any changes to crafting recipes?

A: Yes, there are grind-mitigation features that increase the amount of crafted items for specific recipes.

Q: How is transportation incentivized on the server?

A: Minecart and horse speeds are increased to encourage the use of pathways and railways.

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: Yes, there are weekly events called “Block Party” where players work towards a common goal.

Q: How can I join the server and learn more?

A: Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/C6Hwc3TZfe for more information.

DivineCraft Minecraft Server
amen, BELIEF, Blessings, conspiracy theories, deep state, divine intervention, DivineCraft, FAITH, GLOWNIGGERS, Government, Hello God, Higher power, Lizard People, Minecraft, PRAYER, Protection, Safety, SECURITY, Server, spirituality, Supernatural, Trust, Worship
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer protection from glowniggers and deep state lizard people! Join us as we build a fortress to keep out those pesky reptilian overlords and their glowing minions. Our community is filled with warriors who are ready to fight off any interdimensional threats that come our way. So come on in and join the resistance against the forces of evil! Amen, and happy crafting!

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JoeBidenCraft – The Coolest Minecraft Server!
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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Joe Biden’s youthful energy? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, Joe Biden himself would feel right at home. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s as lively as a campaign rally. Who knows, you might even run into Joe Biden himself, mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers with his signature charm. So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible – just like Joe Biden’s dreams of becoming a Minecraft champion!

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CraftyAuntieNoFunds
CraftyAuntieNoFunds, Emotional support, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, Financial goals, financial position, financial sacrifices, financial support, fixed income, ivf treatment, judgmental, long-term commitments, newborn son, personal choice, personal responsibility, sibling relationships, sibling support, single mother, single parenting
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets financial decisions! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of helping your sister through IVF treatment without actually having to foot the bill yourself.
Imagine the excitement of navigating through tough conversations with your virtual family members, all while building your dream Minecraft house and saving up for that diamond armor you’ve always wanted.
Will you choose to be the supportive sibling who offers a helping hand, or will you prioritize your own financial goals and let your sister figure it out on her own? The choice is yours on our server!
So come on in and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and financially challenging?

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