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SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

attention seeker, attention seeking behavior, attention-grabbing, Behold, controversial, digital identity, funny, humor, internet culture, jokes, Meme culture, meme lord, Minecraft, online persona, online presence, satire, shitposter, smp, SMPShitpostMaster, social media, trolling, Ultimate, viral content

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1372
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Dimension Hops:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

Crafty Nazis Not Allowed – Only Human Monsters Welcome

Allowed, armed militia, Christian Nationalism, Crafty, death, ENEMY, fascism, fascist, germany, Human, human monster, internet, Israel, Mental well-being, Minorities, Monsters, morally reprehensible, nazi, Nazis, punching nazis, shitposter, TOXIC, Trumpism, Zionism

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1395
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a creeper exploding in your face? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride through blocky adventures and pixelated madness!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a talking cow who gave them a magical diamond sword that could shoot lasers. They went on to defeat a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds. It was epic!

But that’s not all! Our server is like a hidden treasure chest full of surprises. You might encounter a village of villagers who have formed a secret society dedicated to baking cakes in the shape of famous landmarks. Or you might stumble upon a group of players who have built a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember, if you come across any players spouting fascist ideas, feel free to punch them in the face (virtually, of course). Let’s keep our blocky world free from toxic ideologies and full of fun!

Vulcan SMP

Faction, Factions, Factionwars, PvP, smp, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8503
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Hello! Welcome to a NEW 1.20.2 Factions server -> Vulcan SMP.

Vulcan SMP utilizes many of the best plugins available. We have custom enchants, auctions, ranks, levels, jobs, and even chat games!!

Vulcan is just starting out, but hopefully we can build Vulcan SMP Factions to become one of the biggest!

The IP Address for our server is “vulcansmp.cc”

Discord: https://discord.com/MkQhtvZVjz

vulcansmp.cc

TrickyPrison

Prison

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5197
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Need a great new prison server? Like pvp? Like a challenge? Then TrickyPrison must be the prison server for you. It has many different unique things about it. Here are some reasons why you should join our very unique prison server.

– Great Community – Truly Lag Free – 24/7 – Dedicated – Great Guards – Hacks are blocked such as X-ray and flying

mc.trickyprison.org

Doeballs Tiny Amplified Island

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6558
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Potions Brewed:	30
Falling into the Void:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Version 1.20.2, connect from any version thanks to our ViaVersion plugin! A little self hosted server with a tiny community! The server aims to be completely vanilla with just two twists: -The terrain is amplified, to give you more vertical space to explore -The slowly growing worldborder is extremely small, forcing you to live together! Join the discord if you want, a small furry community where we chat and share art. You are welcome even if you are just here for minecraft though! With coreprotect installed, you can feel safe knowing your builds are backed up and can not be griefed. Anyone is welcome, as long as they are kind to all and willing to follow the simple rules. Come build with us!

meow.doeball.ca

Vanguard SMP

Contentcreation, Contentcreatorserver, Minecraftserver, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Vanillaserver, Vanillasurvival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4386
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mines Excavated:	3716	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	118	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

A PVP/PVE server, where we are looking for fighters and builders alike!

Join the war between the east and the west rn

or build in a secluded area away from all the chaos

its all up to you!

23.230.3.46:25543

Aether Realm [MC 1.7.10]

Aether, Aetherlegacy, challenge

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	973
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	270	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

Pure Aether multiplayer experience with an enhanced version of the Aether mod (previously known as the Aether Legacy) for Minecraft Forge 1.7.10.

Only 1 mod is required to be installed on the client in order to join the server:The Aether 1.7.10 1.1.1 Rivoreo revision 5You can simply download the binary package aether-1.7.10-1.1.1-rivoreo-r5.jar, or if you want to build it from source, download the source code package aether-1.7.10-1.1.1-rivoreo-r5-src.tar.bz2.

The server numeric address is currently 116.113.133.9, in case the domain name didn’t resolve correctly.

Feedbacks are welcome.

ulanqab.libz.so

UberMC.net

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6974
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

GTA (Grand Theft Auto)—————– Prison Dwarves vs Zombies——————— Creative PVPOP ——————————————-Cops and Robbers Super Craft Bros—————————–SkyWars SkyBlock—————————————–PirateCraft Minecraft Hunger Games—————Factions COD Infected (Guns)

ubermc.net

ZelzNet

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	532
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Cracked survival server in construction of other hubs Cracked IP (For eaglerCraft) wss://edu.vynova.net/zelznet

play.zelz.info

The Beanstock SMP

Custombosses, Customenchants, Customweapons, Giantwarzone, Landclaims, PvP, Pvpraiding, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4622
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

WELCOME TO YOUR NEW SMP!

The Beanstock SMP is a group of Streamers, Youtubers, and friends trying to create the perfect SMP. We include the community in streams, videos, and fun events to bring the server together. Come join our discord and meet some new freinds!

– A simplified shop with only the essentials– Custom Weapons! SUPER BALANCED, NO crazy abilities NO high damage! FUN PVP– 25 Custom Minecraft Bosses!– 10 New Duel arenas with pro pvp kits– A new store, with new ranks– Strong Anti-Cheat– THIS IS A FRESH SERVER, don’t fall behind on the action– Claim Lands and protect your creations!– Raid enemy lands with claim busters!

play.thebeanstock.net

MagicaCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	209
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

SERVER IP: PLAY.MAGICACRAFT.NET

With spells, classes, custom plugins, and more, MagicaCraft sets the standard in being one of the most revolutionary server experiences in the history of Minecraft. Its unique features including 24/7 lag-free hosting, friendly professional staff, completely unique biomes, and epic builds, truly make MagicaCraft an epic way to play factions. With 4 unique classes to choose from, almost 50 different abilities, and many custom plugins, MagicaCraft truly allows you to play the way you want to. Come and immerse yourself in one of the greatest servers Minecraft has ever seen and play with thousands of other satisfied players. I guarantee you, there are endless hours of fun ahead of you. Join now: Play.MagicaCraft.Net

MagicaCraft has been operating for almost 3 years! http://www.magicacraft.net

SERVER IP: PLAY.MAGICACRAFT.NET

play.magicacraft.net

TFMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3754
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Votes:	1944
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

discord.gg/tfmc

Embark on a TFMC Adventure! Are you ready to immerse yourself in a captivating realm of endless possibilities? Look no further than TFMC – where your wildest Minecraft Roleplay dreams come to life!

Forge Your Destiny Unleash your creativity and become a master of your chosen profession! Will you be the revered Smith, crafting legendary weapons that shape wars? Or perhaps the skilled Fletcher, arming your allies with precision-crafted bows? The choices are yours, and the realm awaits your mark.

Unveil the Portal Ready to take the plunge into an unrivaled Minecraft Roleplay experience? Join us on discord.gg/tfmc Your adventure begins at the crossroads of imagination and reality.

play.tfminecraft.net