shitposter – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

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Crafty Nazis Not Allowed – Only Human Monsters Welcome

Allowed, armed militia, Christian Nationalism, Crafty, death, ENEMY, fascism, fascist, germany, Human, human monster, internet, Israel, Mental well-being, Minorities, Monsters, morally reprehensible, nazi, Nazis, punching nazis, shitposter, TOXIC, Trumpism, Zionism

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a creeper exploding in your face? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride through blocky adventures and pixelated madness!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a talking cow who gave them a magical diamond sword that could shoot lasers. They went on to defeat a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds. It was epic!

But that’s not all! Our server is like a hidden treasure chest full of surprises. You might encounter a village of villagers who have formed a secret society dedicated to baking cakes in the shape of famous landmarks. Or you might stumble upon a group of players who have built a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember, if you come across any players spouting fascist ideas, feel free to punch them in the face (virtually, of course). Let’s keep our blocky world free from toxic ideologies and full of fun!

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ScamCraft SMP: Fool’s Gold Mine

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us for a chance to battle against a secret society of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn all the grass into lava. But don’t worry, we have a team of fearless llamas who are ready to fight alongside you and protect the land from these feathered fiends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that we have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you the power to fly for 10 minutes straight? Just be careful not to crash into any trees or you might end up with a face full of leaves.

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world of Minecraft mayhem.

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PixelPotionCraft

cherished, Childhood, discontinued items, discontinued product, Favorite, Fondness, lament, longing, Memories, missing, no longer available, Nostalgia, obsolete, old school, PixelPotionCraft, sentimental, Throwback, vintage, wistful, yearning

Do you miss the days of sipping on a Crystal Pepsi while playing with your Tamagotchi? Well, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! We offer a virtual time machine where you can relive all your favorite discontinued products in pixelated glory. From Surge soda to Dunkaroos, we’ve got it all! Join now and experience a blast from the past like never before. Who needs reality when you can have a virtual world filled with all the nostalgic goodies you miss?

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CraftyVenezuela Minecraft Server

constitutional crisis, court decision, CraftyVenezuela, democratic principles, disputed results, election dispute, electoral integrity, Electoral Process, failed submission, government accountability, judicial review, judicial system, legal challenge, legal ruling, Minecraft, opposition, political conflict, political turmoil, proof, Rule of Law, Server, top court, Venezuela

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, CUZ LIKE VENEZUELA’S TOP COURT IS ALL UP IN HERE SAYIN OPPOSITION DIDN’T BRING THE PROOF, BUT WHO CARES BOUT THAT, WE JUST WANNA BUILD AND MINE AND HAVE FUN! PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, U WON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT! SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME CRAZY MEMORIES TOGETHER! #LOLZ #MINECRAFTFUN #SECRETBASES

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Zelensky’s Minecraft Mayhem

aggressor, Conflict, Crisis, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Invasion, MAYHEM, Military, Military Action, Minecraft, peace negotiations, Politics, russia, Tension, Territory, Ukraine, War, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

come join our epic minecraft server where we push war into the aggressor’s territory just like Zelensky! we have crazy battles and intense PvP action that will make your head spin like a chicken on a rollercoaster! join us and become a warrior in the virtual world, fighting for glory and honor (and maybe some diamonds too)! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and show everyone who’s boss in this wild and wacky world of blocky adventures!

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Memento SMP

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Minigames, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to play.mementosmp.com! Start in a stunning spawn and dive into unique features like custom enchantments, exciting crates, and 20 custom menus. Face off against unique mobs, complete 70 quests, and customize your experience with tool skins and emotes. Enjoy streamlined repairs, adopt pets, and trade items. Explore diverse biomes, mine resources, and tackle thrilling dungeons. Join us for endless adventures and a vibrant community!

play.mementosmp.com:50631

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Edge of the Forest

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You’ve reached the Edge of the Forest – A brand NEW Factions server!

⇨ Create your own Faction! Forge Alliances! ⇨ Crush your Enemies and show everyone your Power! ⇨ Ignite Revolutions and found your new Empire! ⇨ Become a Lone Wolf lurking in the Shadows! ⇨ Be a neutral and Peaceful Faction striving to achieve Peace!

With endless Possibilities the Choice is yours to make!

Best suited for Content Creators, Streamers and Roleplayers!

Server Version: Java 1.18.2 Whitelist: No

edgeoftheforest.apexmc.co

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V For Vodka – Where the Only Thing Getting Reset Is Our Sobriety!

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V For Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server Information

Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
Version	Java 1.21

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info

World Border	30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA/Sethome	No
Griefing/Killing	Allowed
Duping	Not allowed (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

Minecraft server: /gw2g/ – Mine Wars 2: The Blockening

Blockening, BUILD, currencies, Daily Checklist, Elitepvpers, FAQs, festival of the four winds, Guild Wars 2, Guilds, gw2 efficiency, gw2 general, gw2g, Homesteads, latest news, Latest Patch, lol butts edition, Minecraft, OW Farming, Poor, PvP rewards, Resources, Salvaging, Server, Speed Relics, Swimsuits, Update history, Wars, wizard vault weeklies, wvw restructuring, wvw rewards

Welcome to the most butt-tastic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have Guilds that are so epic, they make the Avengers look like a bunch of noobs. Plus, we have a Wizard Vault that you can raid weekly for some magical loot – just watch out for the fire-breathing chickens!

If you’re feeling poor in-game, fear not! We have daily checklists and currencies that will have you rolling in diamonds in no time. And if your build is absolute garbage, we’ve got resources that will turn you into a Minecraft master in no time. Trust us, you’ll be building castles in the sky in no time.

But wait, there’s more! We have WvW Restructuring that includes swimsuits for your blocky character – because who doesn’t want to battle it out in a bikini? And don’t even get us started on the Warclaw double jump and homesteads with land spears – it’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. And remember, the previous wipe was epic – just ask the fire-breathing chickens.

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Minecraft SMP: Shadowed by a Killer Design

Appearance, beauty, Competition, creativity, design, discrimination, empowerment, envy, fashion, Gender Roles, girly fag, Individuality, injustice, Killer, killer design, Lord, Minecraft, overshadowed, poor girl, Shadowed, smp, society, Stereotypes, Struggle, talent

Are you tired of being overshadowed by your girly fag of a lord on other servers? Look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where poor girls with killer designs reign supreme! Take on epic building challenges, conquer dungeons filled with sparkly unicorns, and show off your fabulous fashion sense in our virtual runway shows. Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle, join us today and become the queen bee of the server!

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NewSchoolNewRules

anxiety, buzz cut, cold feet, gung-ho, last minute decision, long tail tags, military school, New school, NewSchoolNewRules, opportunity, preparatory school, private school, Regulation, surfer hair, teaching position, Uniform

Are you tired of your long surfer hair and casual clothes? Do you want to experience the military school life without actually enlisting? Then join our Minecraft server, where all new players are required to get a virtual buzz cut and wear a uniform in-game!

Just like in real life, you’ll have to follow regulations and keep your virtual hair short for the first few weeks. But don’t worry, most players end up loving the new look and the sense of discipline it brings to the game.

So if you’re ready for a new adventure and want to experience the thrill of military school without leaving your computer, join our server now! Who knows, you might even become the top student and earn the title of Minecraft General!

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