Shitposter MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

digital identity, jokes, shitposter, smp, Meme culture

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

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Crafty Nazis Not Allowed – Only Human Monsters Welcome

Crafty, morally reprehensible, nazi, Monsters, Minorities

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a creeper exploding in your face? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride through blocky adventures and pixelated madness!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a talking cow who gave them a magical diamond sword that could shoot lasers. They went on to defeat a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds. It was epic!

But that’s not all! Our server is like a hidden treasure chest full of surprises. You might encounter a village of villagers who have formed a secret society dedicated to baking cakes in the shape of famous landmarks. Or you might stumble upon a group of players who have built a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember, if you come across any players spouting fascist ideas, feel free to punch them in the face (virtually, of course). Let’s keep our blocky world free from toxic ideologies and full of fun!

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TeenCraftStepMamaDRAMA

Decision making, high school, step-parenting, extracurricular activities, relationships

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t rely on 14-year-olds to babysit our kids! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds.

Looking for a place where you won’t be guilt-tripped into babysitting someone else’s kids? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven for gamers who just want to game, without the added responsibility of childcare.

We promise not to ask you to babysit three kids under 13, or a newborn baby. Because let’s be real, that’s just not cool. Our server is all about fun and games, not changing diapers and making bottles.

So come join us and leave the drama at the door. We’re here to game, not to be your free babysitting service. Let’s build some epic structures and slay some virtual dragons together. See you in the game!

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HighSkoolHaunts Minecraft SMP

difficult times, regret, School days, EMBARRASSING, high school

Are you tired of reliving your high school nightmares? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave those traumatic memories behind! Our server is like a therapy session, but with creepers and diamonds instead of couches and tissues. Build your dream world and let go of all those embarrassing moments from your past. Trust us, it’s cheaper than therapy and way more fun!

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MH370MysteryCraft

unsolved mysteries, conspiracy theories, black box, passenger theories, Malaysian MH 370

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old blocky buildings and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, excitement, and a touch of insanity.

Ever wondered what really happened to Malaysian flight MH 370? Well, on our server, we have a secret quest where players can uncover the truth behind the disappearance of the plane. Rumor has it that the passengers were actually abducted by aliens and taken to a hidden base on the moon! Can you solve the mystery and rescue the missing passengers?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with mythical creatures and hidden treasures. Will you dare to explore its depths and uncover its secrets? Or will you fall victim to the cursed diamond mine and never see the light of day again?

Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. But be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Are you brave enough to face the unknown and conquer the impossible? Only time will tell on our server of madness and mayhem!

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CraftyCrashMC: Sao Paulo Server

investigation, crashes, Fatalities, passenger plane, São Paulo

come join our epic minecraft server where we crash planes in brazil for fun! 😂🛩️💥

we got pigs flying, cows dancing, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide 💃🕺

build your own world where gravity is just a suggestion and lava flows like a chocolate fountain 🌋🍫

join now for a chance to ride a dragon to the moon and back 🐉🌙

warning: may cause uncontrollable laughter and a sudden urge to mine diamonds for days on end 💎💎💎

don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! join now before the llamas take over and start a revolution 🦙🔥🤯

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RiotCraft: 595 Arrests & 150 Charged

civil disobedience, criminal activity, protest, UK riots, legal proceedings

LOL, U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S MORE LIT THAN DEM UK RIOTS! WE GOT 595 ARRESTS MADE…OF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! ABOUT 150 PEOPLE CHARGED…WITH BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND SLAYING DRAGONS! COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND LET’S RIOT…IN THE BLOCKY WORLD!

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MidlifeCraft

Mental, Medical, mortality, aches, middle aged

so, like, imagine this, right? you wake up in this minecraft world, and suddenly you feel all old and stuff. like, you got back pain and arthritis and all that jazz. but don’t worry, it’s just part of the experience on our server!

join us for the ultimate challenge of surviving as an old person in a world full of creepers and zombies. you gotta navigate through the land with your walker and cane, but watch out for those pesky skeletons, they’ll knock your dentures right out!

but hey, it’s not all bad. we have special quests where you can find the fountain of youth and become young again. imagine being able to run and jump like a teenager again, all while still playing minecraft!

so come join us on our server, where you can experience the joys of old age in a virtual world. who knew getting old could be so much fun?

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MineCraft Lab: ECT Experts Know How!

psychiatric disorders, psychiatric treatment, brain function, Mental Health Treatment, brain chemistry

join this epic minecraft server where the creators have unlocked the secrets of the universe through the power of redstone! scientists are losing their minds trying to figure out how we did it, but who cares cuz we’re too busy building epic structures and trolling each other with TNT cannons! come join the fun and be a part of the most mind-blowing server in the minecraft universe! who needs science when you have blocks and explosions, amirite?!

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Plain SMP with Extra Spice – No Fancy Java Mods, Just Good Old Vanilla Fun!

smp, Voicechat, Player Base, Community, Server

Ordinary SMP Minecraft Server

Welcome to Ordinary SMP, a Vanilla Whitelisted Minecraft server without cheating or mods. Join our diverse player base from around the world and be a part of our community!

We have Simple Voicechat for communication in the SMP. Help us create a better world by providing feedback and suggestions.

Join our active community with over 200 members on our Discord server. Click here to join us on Discord.

We look forward to seeing you there!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating is not allowed on our Vanilla SMP server.
Are mods allowed?	No, mods are not allowed on our server. It is a Vanilla experience.
How can I join the server?	You can join by applying for whitelist through our Discord server.
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends after they have been whitelisted.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	Yes, we have a set of rules for the server to ensure fair and enjoyable gameplay. They will be provided upon joining.