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MinecraftLoveAffairRP

adult manga, Boyfriend, Calm, Classroom, Confrontation, disgust, Exploitation, family-oriented, FANTASY, highschool teacher, laid back, Manga, MinecraftLoveAffairRP, nude girl, overreacting, Sensei, sexual relationship, STUDENT, Teacher, webcomic, workplace issues

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8475
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	96

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is run by a scandalous teacher who loves to push the boundaries of what’s appropriate! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the depths of questionable content and outrageous fantasies. Who knows, you might even catch our sensei reading some scandalous webcomics in the classroom! Don’t miss out on the drama and chaos, join our server now for a truly unforgettable experience!

BlockyTruthCraft

acceptance, Awareness, Beliefs, BlockyTruthCraft, cognitive dissonance, Common Knowledge, conformity, consensus, denial, education, enlightenment, facts, Human nature, ignorance, Perception, Reality, resistance, skepticism, society, Truth, Understanding

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2269
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Potions Brewed:	46	Void Gems Collected:	36
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

That our Minecraft server is the ultimate place to be! Why? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Boom, wish granted! Need a castle made entirely of cake? Done and done!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold epic dance parties every night. And rumor has it, if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll teach you how to fly in the game!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

SudanSlaughter Minecraft Server

Accountability, Africa, atrocities, Conflict, ethnic cleansing, ethnic hatred, Genocide, HUMAN RIGHTS, human suffering, international community, investigation, Justice, killing fields, Massacres, Minecraft, Server, Sudan, Sudanese government, SudanSlaughter, Trauma, united nations, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3720
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Alien Abductions:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting massacred is your boredom! we got so much ethnic hatred for the mobs in our world, you’ll be begging for more! watch out for the sneaky skeletons and the evil creepers who just can’t seem to get along. but don’t worry, our players are always ready to team up and take them down! join us for a wild ride through sudan’s killing fields, where every block you break brings us one step closer to victory! so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s show those mobs who’s boss!

CraftyCommieCrafts

BALKANS, border crossings, Conflict, CraftyCommieCrafts, Crisis, displaced persons, displacement, eastern europe, ethnic tensions, foreign intervention, geopolitical implications, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Migration, political asylum, refugee camps, Refugees, russia, Serbia, Slavic culture, War

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	143
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Star Shards Collected:	266	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where a mini russia has popped up in serbia cuz why not lol. thousands of players are fleeing war and seeking refuge in our pixelated land of craziness. build your own kremlin, ride polar bears, and drink vodka with your blocky comrades. join now to experience the madness and escape the chaos of the real world. da, comrade!

Day Month Mix-Up Server

Calendar, calendar error, calendar mishap, calendar mix-up, confusion, date, date confusion, Day, day and month, Days, error, mistake, MIX UP, mixup, Month, numerical, occurrence, rare, rare mistake, Server, Switch, Time, Unique

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8020
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Towns Built:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ores Mined:	974	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

join this epic minecraft server where the days are so wacky, you might forget what month it is! imagine mining for diamonds on a tuesday, only to realize it’s actually friday! it’s like living in a time warp, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin your day.

we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties every weekend. you can trade emeralds for enchanted gear or just hang out and dance to the funky beats.

our pvp arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by fluffy pink clouds. challenge your friends to a duel and see who can survive the longest without falling into the fiery depths below.

and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and giant chickens that drop golden eggs. it’s like a farm on steroids, but way more fun.

so come join us on this crazy minecraft server where the days are never boring and the adventures are always epic. just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

What is the IP for SSundee Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Server, ssundee

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1326
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6356	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

SSundee, whose real name is Ian Stapleton, is a popular American YouTuber known for his gaming content. He initially gained fame through his Minecraft and Call of Duty videos, and has since expanded his channel to include a variety of other games. With over 10 million subscribers, SSundee has established himself as one of the top gaming influencers on the platform. His energetic personality and entertaining commentary have garnered him a loyal fan base and made him a prominent figure in the online gaming community.

Which servers are similar to Pixelmon Un-Linked ?

Adventure, banner, Community, Creative, Discord, Events, gameplay, Ip:, java, Minecraft, Mini Games, Modpack, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pixelmon, Plugin, PvE, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Technic Pack, Version, Website

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7592
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Emeralds Found:	7479
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Endless Night Skies:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Some similar Minecraft servers to Pixelmon Un-Linked include:

1. PokeFind (IP: play.pokefind.co) – This server offers a similar Pixelmon experience with a focus on exploration and catching Pokemon. Players can battle, trade, and explore the vast world filled with different Pokemon species.

2. PokeSaga (IP: play.pokesaga.org) – PokeSaga is another server that brings the world of Pokemon to Minecraft. Players can train their Pokemon, compete in tournaments, and work their way up the ranks to become a Pokemon Master.

3. PokeCentral (IP: play.pokecentral.org) – PokeCentral features a custom-built world where players can catch, train, and battle with Pokemon. The server also offers events, challenges, and minigames to keep players entertained.

4. Pixelmon Harmony (IP: play.pixelmonharmony.com) – Pixelmon Harmony is a server dedicated to providing a fun and friendly Pixelmon experience. Players can join guilds, participate in events, and interact with a welcoming community of fellow Pokemon trainers.

5. PokeMayhem (IP: play.pokemayhem.com) – PokeMayhem offers a unique take on the Pixelmon experience with custom features and minigames. Players can explore different regions, battle gym leaders, and compete in special events for rewards.

Whether you’re a seasoned Pixelmon player or new to the world of Pokemon in Minecraft, these servers offer exciting gameplay experiences that are sure to keep you entertained for hours on end. Join one today and start your journey to becoming a Pokemon Master!

pixel.un-linked.com

ElRinconDelDuende

Bedwars, Bukkit, commands, Creative, Economy, Factions, hypixel, java edition, Minigames, Mods, Pixelmon, Plugins, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spigot, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	628
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Magic Items Found:	5969	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Survival Vanilla 1.21, Friends, Economy, Protections, Kits Etc.

Don’t wait any longer and join ElRinconDelDuende!

elrincondelduende.online

EmpireOasis MC

1.17, BUILD, Conquer, Cross-Play, Economy, Empire, EmpireOasis MC, Factions, Gaming, Land, LATEST, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nations, Oasis, PvP, Raid, Release, Rich, Server, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8146
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magic Items Found:	5983	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

BUILD YOUR EMPIRE/ CONQUER LAND/ RAID NATIONS. BE RICH.

Versions Allowed 1.17 – latest Will be released soon.

play.empireoasis.uk

Vortickle SMP – Where Tickle Fights are Encouraged!

Anarchy, Applications, collaboration, Community, Content Creator, creativity, Discord, encouraged, ENGAGEMENT, Events, Fights, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Items, op item, Player Base, Private, PvP, smp, strategy, Survival, tickle, Unique, Vanilla, Vortickle

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2279
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Animals Bred:	74

Server Name	Vortex SMP
Server Type	Semi-Anarchy, Semi-Private Survival
Description	A fun and engaging SMP experience for all players

What Makes Vortex SMP Unique?

PvP and collaboration encouraged	⚔️
Custom V items for every player	🔥
Epic community and events	📖

Why You Should Join

Applications open to all players	🎮
Custom OP item right from the start!	💎
Non-stop fun with community events	🏆
Active and diverse player base	🕹️
Opportunities for creativity and PvP strategy	💡
Friendly and collaborative environment	🌟
Looking for content creators to grow with us	📸

Join now 😭

Apply today, and start your journey in the Vortex SMP!

https://discord.gg/jDSqpAxKaT

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Vortex SMP server?

A: You can apply to join the server through our Discord server at the link provided above.

Q: What is a V item?

A: A V item is a custom overpowered item unique to each player on the server.

Q: What happens if I lose my V item?

A: If you lose your V item or die while carrying it, it will be gone for good.

Q: Are there community events on the server?

A: Yes, there are community events where players can earn additional items and rewards.

Q: Do I need to be a content creator to join?

A: No, applications are open to all players, whether or not they are content creators.

Q: Is PvP encouraged on the server?

A: Yes, PvP and collaboration are encouraged on the Vortex SMP server.