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| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 5953 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 885 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
Yo, yo, yo! Come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the blocks be poppin’ like a pregnancy test with a plus sign! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya!
First off, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds! Yeah, you heard me right, DIAMONDS! Who needs to mine when you got flying bling-bling pigs?
Secondly, our server is run by a group of super intelligent llamas who are also expert hackers. They’ll protect your builds from any griefers and trolls with their mad llama skills.
And last but not least, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats!
So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, wildest Minecraft community around. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
