shitpost minecraft – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Minecrafty Mario World

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Nintendo 17752! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if you manage to defeat the chickens, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs! But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join Nintendo 17752 today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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CraftyCraft – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker for ultimate LOLs!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the epicness of Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker to blocky life! Join us for some crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we embark on early access on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT.

But wait, there’s more! Our in-game events are off the charts bonkers, from a Yo-kai Watch rerun that lasts until Patch 7.0 to a Fall Guys Collaboration Event that will have you falling off blocks in style. And don’t miss out on the Make it Rain campaign, because who doesn’t love virtual money showers?

Feeling adventurous? Join our Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test and travel the world in the blink of an eye. Or test your skills in the PvP Series 5 and show everyone who’s the blocky boss.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have meetups galore! From potlucks and screenings to spooky clubs and Digimon gatherings, we’ve got something for everyone. So come on down to our server and let the madness begin!

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Assailant Network

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Assailant Network is an OP-Survival server with unique gameplay due to its custom plugin and non-pay-to-win approach! We are a cross-play server, so anyone can join. We welcome both cracked and premium players!

15.235.204.212:20160

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Crafty Kiev Crew #14366

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! But don’t worry, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken to chase them down and reclaim your precious loot.

Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure, guarded by an army of dancing skeletons. Will you defeat them with your epic dance moves or will you join in on their funky skeleton dance party?

With €1 billion in aid from Spain and a deal to fire American weapons into Russia, this server is like no other. Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what crazy adventures await you next?

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Blocktopia: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Are you tired of boring, corporate-run Minecraft servers? Look no further because our server is still the best, despite Microsoft’s attempts to take us down! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players can find. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot, you’ll earn the title of “Master of Madness” and gain access to our exclusive VIP lounge, complete with a never-ending buffet of virtual cake. So what are you waiting for? Join us and stick it to the man while having the time of your life!

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JiferCraft Studios

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If you’re looking for a unique survival server that combines the excitement of building with the adrenaline of PvP combat, you’ve come to the right place! At JiferCraft Studios, a world full of possibilities and challenges awaits you.

mc.jifercraft.com

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🌌 Welcome to AstroRealms – Your Ultimate Space-Themed Minecraft Adventure! 🌌

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Are you ready to embark on a galactic journey like no other? Join AstroRealms, a unique space-themed Minecraft server where each game mode is a different planet waiting to be explored! Our hub is a futuristic space station that connects you to various immersive worlds.🛡️ Middle School Lifesteal 🛡️Experience the thrill of Lifesteal SMP with our custom core plugin crafted in-house! Engage in intense PvP battles, eliminate players to steal their hearts, and rise to dominance. But beware – lose all your hearts and face a temporary ban. Fear not, as fellow players can revive you using a Revive Beacon, bringing you back into the fray!

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🏝️ Skyblock 🏝️Build your floating island from scratch and thrive in this sky-high challenge. Expand, gather resources, and become the ultimate Skyblock master!⛏️ Prison ⛏️Mine, trade, and rise through the ranks in Metallo, our intense prison server experience. Progress through the prison system and achieve freedom.🌍 OneBlock 🌍Start with one block and expand your island to create your own sky paradise in Oblivia. Test your creativity and survival skills in this unique game mode.🛏️ BedWars 🛏️Protect your bed and eliminate other teams in Fortressa, our strategic PvP game. Gather resources, fortify your base, and conquer your opponents.🌠 Hub – The Space Station 🌠Our hub is a state-of-the-art space station, serving as the gateway to all our exciting game modes. From the windows, you can view the different planets, each with its own unique environment and challenges. Use the drop pods to travel seamlessly between worlds and immerse yourself in the AstroRealms experience.🚀 Join AstroRealms Today! 🚀Get ready for an exhilarating, action-filled Minecraft adventure. Whether you prefer the thrill of PvP battles, the challenge of Skyblock, or the strategic gameplay of BedWars, AstroRealms has something for everyone.

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Explore the universe with us at AstroRealms. See you in the stars!
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WaveyCraft – Surfing through Pixels

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with a bang! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Imagine this: you’re exploring a vast, breathtaking world filled with mysterious creatures and hidden treasures. But wait, there’s a twist – you have to battle the Crownless to unlock special codes and emotes! It’s like a quest straight out of a fantasy novel, but with a Minecraft twist.

And that’s not all! Our server is so epic that it has its own cinematic trailers. Yes, you heard that right. You can watch epic cinematics like “Waking of a World” and “Saving Light” that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

But the fun doesn’t stop there. We also have polls where you can vote on the next big event in the server, and even a banner to show off your dedication to our crazy community.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are out of this world. Don’t miss out on the fun – download the client now and let the madness begin!

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VileCraft: Where even the creepers are disgusted by our creations!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic battles against hordes of killer bunnies, build a house out of flying pigs, and ride a llama into battle against a giant zombie chicken boss.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground where all the mobs go to dance the night away.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

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Strom-MC

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To connect to Bedrock, read and watch a short tutorial at: https://www.strom-mc.xyz/#faq

For Simple voice chat to work, join through this IP: 176.9.21.19:25663

play.strom-mc.xyz

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