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  • Feeling Blue? Join our Vanilla Sky…just kidding, it’s semi-vanilla!

    Feeling Blue? Join our Vanilla Sky…just kidding, it’s semi-vanilla!
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 8416
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Dragon Scales Harvested: 422
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Zombie Dances: 7 Runes Activated: 8
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 139
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Blue-Sky Minecraft Server

    Adventure, creativity, and community come first at Blue-Sky. Enjoy a near-vanilla survival experience and dedicated plot-based creative world without pay-to-win schemes.

    Overview:

    Features Description
    Enjoy vanilla survival experience alongside dedicated creative world.
    Essential Plugins Only Enhance gameplay without overcomplicating the experience.
    No Pay-to-Win Equal footing for all players, no paid advantages.
    Endlessly Expanding Maps Limitless growth for exploration and creation.
    Simple Rule, Maximum Fun Follow one rule – use common sense – for hassle-free community.
    Crossplay Ready Java and Bedrock compatible.

    PLAY: blueskycraft.org

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Is the server pay-to-win? No, we do not have any pay-to-win schemes on Blue-Sky. Everyone plays on equal footing.
    Can I switch between survival and creative modes? Yes, you can enjoy both survival and creative modes on our server.
    Are there any specific rules to follow on the server? We have one simple rule – use common sense. Enjoy a relaxed community experience.
    How can I join the server? You can join by visiting blueskycraft.org or using the direct IP blueskycraft.org:25565

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RIP sweet prince Minecraft server

    RIP sweet prince Minecraft server
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 667
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Buildings Constructed: 43
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on a wild adventure where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky!

    Our server is so epic that even Notch himself shed a tear when he saw it. Legend has it that Herobrine himself tried to take over our server, but our players defeated him with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh.

    If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen), then come join us! We have custom plugins that allow you to ride dragons, build castles in the clouds, and even summon a herd of dancing llamas.

    So say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. RIP sweet prince, because once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Skye Blue’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

    Skye Blue’s Minecraft SMP Adventure
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 8979
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Mines Excavated: 1170
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32 Magical Moments Shared: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow on a cloudy day – full of surprises and excitement at every turn!

    Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the sky is always blue… unless it’s raining diamonds! Yes, you heard that right – our server has a special weather system that showers players with precious gems instead of water. Who needs an umbrella when you can just collect diamonds to stay dry?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a tribe of friendly llamas who have mastered the art of parkour. Watch as they leap from tree to tree with the grace of a ballet dancer, all while wearing top hats and monocles. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode on the dance floor, but hey, at least they’re having a blast!

    So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP where the sky is blue, the llamas are acrobats, and the creepers know how to boogie. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoShareMC Server – Sharing is Caring!

    NoShareMC Server – Sharing is Caring!
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 4456
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Buildings Constructed: 46
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your roommate treating your stuff like it’s community property? Join our Minecraft server where sharing is NOT caring! We have strict rules against borrowing without permission, so you can finally keep your virtual diamonds safe from sticky fingers.

    Imagine a world where your camera stays locked up for your personal projects, and your food is saved for tomorrow without fear of it mysteriously disappearing. On our server, boundaries are respected, and uptight roommates are nowhere to be found.

    Don’t let your roommate’s lack of respect for personal space ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server today and build your virtual empire in peace, away from the clutches of overbearing roommates. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyClothClash

    CraftyClothClash
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 8538
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 34
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living with a crazy family who thinks they’re royalty? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dealing with entitled family members.

    On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone throwing away your food or demanding to be treated like a king. We have a strict “no white wash cloths for one-time use only” policy, so you can dry your hands in peace without any unnecessary drama.

    Join us and unleash your inner rebel by creating the most epic builds while avoiding any unnecessary family drama. Let’s build a world where everyone is treated equally, even if that means using the same towel more than once. You’re not the ass hole here, you’re just a Minecraft player looking for a good time.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FineNotFine – Minecraft SMP

    FineNotFine – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 9495
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Runes Activated: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 41 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Animals Bred: 30
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the harsh realities of life and live in a world where everything is made of blocks! Our server is the perfect place to pretend you’re fine by building majestic castles, exploring vast caves, and battling evil mobs with your friends.

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a group of mischievous players have formed a secret society dedicated to pranking unsuspecting newcomers. Will you be able to outsmart them and become the ultimate prankster?

    So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity. Just remember, when someone asks if you’re fine, you can always say “I’m just mining my own business!”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockPartyFunLand

    BlockPartyFunLand
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 2420
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 44 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet and wielding a golden carrot? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and the chance to build your very own castle made entirely out of TNT (because who needs stone bricks anyway?). Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of taming a pack of wild wolves and leading them into battle against a horde of creepers, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SaharaSplashCraft

    SaharaSplashCraft
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 9604
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Towns Built: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Potions Brewed: 48

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we make the Sahara desert look like a freakin’ water park! we got rare deluges flooding the desert like it’s nobody’s business! ride your boat through the sandy dunes and make sandcastles in the new lakes that have magically appeared! who needs the beach when you got the Sahara flood extravaganza?! join now for the wettest adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TyezMC

    TyezMC
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 8185
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 18 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    TyezMC, TyezMC is a network with alots of gamemodes such as boxpvp, pvp practice, gens, custom gamemodes and lifesteal etc. It is a asia/europe server.

    TyezMC.redstone.sh:25127

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Save your sanity: play on the ‘Savline Freeroam’ server and knock some blocks together!

    Save your sanity: play on the ‘Savline Freeroam’ server and knock some blocks together!
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 3950
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 27
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Void Gems Collected: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Savline Survival Minecraft Server Overview

    Discord https://discord.gg/3tmQcEAhjZ
    IP (Java) savlinemcjava.playit.plus
    IP (Bedrock) savlinemc.playit.plus
    Port (Bedrock) 4127

    Welcome to Savline Survival, the evolution of PetacloudMC—a premier survival server for Minecraft versions 1.8 to 1.19.2! Dive into a world where adventure and community come together like never before.

    At Savline Survival, we’ve taken everything players loved about PetacloudMC and enhanced it for an even better experience. Explore expansive biomes, conquer new challenges, and immerse yourself in our unique custom features that keep gameplay fresh and exciting.

    Our dedicated staff is committed to providing a friendly and inclusive environment, ensuring that both seasoned players and newcomers feel right at home. With regular events, updates, and a thriving community, you’ll discover endless opportunities to build, explore, and connect.

    Join us at Savline Survival today and see why we’re the ultimate destination for Minecraft survival enthusiasts!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join using the IP addresses provided above for both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft.
    Is there a minimum version requirement? Yes, the server supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.19.2.
    Are there any custom features on the server? Yes, we have unique custom features to enhance gameplay and keep it exciting.
    Can I participate in events on the server? Absolutely! We regularly host events for players to enjoy.
    Is the server community-friendly? Yes, our staff ensures a friendly and inclusive environment for all players.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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