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FutureFrightsMC

anxiety, Artificial Intelligence, climate change, Economy, environmental destruction, existential threat, FEARS, Future, FutureFrightsMC, government control, health crisis, ISOLATION, job loss, natural disasters, pandemic, societal collapse, Surveillance, Technology, uncertainty, War

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	317
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Alien Abductions:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61

Are you afraid of the future? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, the only thing you need to worry about is running out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground society of chicken overlords plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon in a bake-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Cake Fairy.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build towering castles, and uncover the mysteries of the Nether realm. Don’t let the future scare you, embrace it with open arms on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

DroneWarsMC

accusations, Aerial Intrusions, allegations, Baltic states, Defense, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, Eastern European countries, international relations, LATVIA, members, military drones, nato, nato alliance, Romania, russia, security concerns, SOVEREIGNTY, Surveillance, Tensions, Violating Airspace

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8307
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Void Gems Collected:	25	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, like seriously. we got nato members romania and latvia accusing russia of violating airspace with military drones, like what even is that. but don’t worry, we got your back on this server. join us and you’ll be protected from any drone attacks, like we got magical shields and stuff. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. come join us and let’s show those drones who’s boss!

Positivity Pathways: Anxiety & Depression

anxiety, avoidance, cognitive processes, coping mechanisms, depression, Development, emotional regulation, emotional well being, maintenance, mental health, mental health disorders, mental illness, negative thinking, pathways, Positive Psychology, positivity, psychological health, relinquishment, research, study

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5601
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

LOL come join dis server where we BAN positivity cuz it causes ANXIETY and DEPRESSION! We got crazy builds that will make you question reality, like a giant toilet made of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! Plus, our community is so toxic you’ll feel right at home. Join now and say goodbye to happiness forever!

What is the IP for Top5Gaming Minecraft Server?

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Secret Passages Found:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Top5Gaming is a popular YouTube channel known for creating top five countdown lists related to gaming. The channel covers a wide range of gaming topics and releases new videos regularly that are entertaining and informative. With a large and dedicated following, Top5Gaming has become a go-to source for gaming enthusiasts looking for rankings, opinions, and recommendations.

Which Minecraft servers are similar to PrismForge ?

Bosses, Community Listening, Custom Coded, custom enchantments, custom gamemode, Custom Items, Development Team, Economy, Envoys, Events, Factions, Ffa, Koth, mmorpg, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, ranked pvp, rpg factions, Server Society, Skyblock, Staff Team, unique experience, warzone

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1221
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Alien Abductions:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Some similar Minecraft servers to PrismForge include: 1. CosmicPvP: Known for its unique and custom factions gameplay, CosmicPvP offers a different take on the classic faction experience with custom items, enchants, and events. 2. Wynncraft: A popular MMORPG server with custom quests, dungeons, and a unique leveling system, Wynncraft provides an immersive RPG experience for players. 3. TheArchon: Featuring custom factions gameplay, events, and a competitive PVP environment, TheArchon offers a similar experience to PrismForge with its focus on faction warfare and player interaction. 4. MineHeroes: With custom modes such as SkyBlock, Prison, and KitPvP, MineHeroes offers a variety of gameplay options for players looking for something different from traditional factions servers. 5. PirateCraft: Set in a pirate-themed world, PirateCraft offers a unique factions experience with ship battles, custom items, and a community-driven economy, making it a great alternative for players seeking a fresh and engaging server experience.

ms.prismforge.com

ITA FullVanilla

Community, Creative, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Faction, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Trading, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7127
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8815
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Void Gems Collected:	34
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28

ITA Server just opened! Rewards for the first players! JOIN THE DISCORD! –> The server address will change as soon as the final version is released![VERSION1211JAVAONLY(fornowI’mwaitingforversion1211ofapluginthathastobereleased)[VERSIONE1211SOLOJAVA(perorastoaspettandolaversione1211diunpluginchedeveuscire) There are some plugins active to avoid the use of cheats and improve the gameplay (no bans except for very serious things), for the rest you can do what you want 🙂

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ElectroPlay

Achievements, administration, Balanced, borders, Cross-Play, customizability, Development, Donations, flexibility, Friends, grifters, Hardware, Optimization, particles, Plugins, PvE, Roleplay, spawn rate, Support, Survival, thieves, Trust, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9851
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Enchantments Applied:	63	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Secret Passages Found:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20

ElectroPlay is the one place where you can play in comfort. Carefully designed balance of classic survival and unique plugins, but instead of thousands of words, you can feel for yourself!

Privates are not and will not be here, because people trust each other, honestly developing together without unnecessary restrictions. Of course, there is no escape from thieves and grifters, but under the watchful eye of the administration they have nowhere to hide and their punishment will come in the blink of an eye.

As we have already said, players develop honestly, that is why donations do not give advantages. Donation is, first of all, help to the project. Do not worry, for the support you will definitely get your chosen beautiful particle set or other accessories.

Spavn-rate is vanilla and fairly distributed between players, and the borders are where they should be. Do not worry about lags and high ping, because the server is assembled on powerful hardware and well optimized.

The ability to call the administration in two clicks, a system of friends, flexibility and customizability of almost any add-on, your own achievements, raffles of donated and holiday decorations, this and much, much more is waiting for you on ElectroPlay!

We wish you a fun and memorable adventure on ElectroPlay!

mc.epserv.ru

SimplyMad Modded PvP lol

Community, Creative, Custom Map, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Grief Protection, lol, Minigames, Modded, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, Shop, SimplyMad, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9423
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Buildings Constructed:	30
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Animals Bred:	155	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

SimplyMC Server Overview

Description	SimplyMC is a mostly vanilla minecraft server with some addons that improve experience. The biggest one being the improvised guns addon. So if you’re interested in creating a nation or maybe playing a normal minecraft game. You should join and check us out.
IP	simplymc.axenthost.me
PORT	42167

FAQ

Q: What are the server rules?

A: The server rules include no griefing, respect other players, no cheating, etc. A full list of rules can be found on our website.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join the server, you need to use the IP address and port provided above in the Minecraft multiplayer settings.

Q: Are there any specific addons or mods required to play on the server?

A: The server primarily uses vanilla Minecraft with the addition of the improvised guns addon. No other mods are required to play.

Q: Is the server always online?

A: The server may have scheduled maintenance or downtime for updates, but it is typically online 24/7.

Baby Boom Minecraft Server

baby, biological reproduction, boom, breeding success, childbearing, evolutionary biology, Family Planning, family size, fertility, genetic inheritance, genetics, Minecraft, Offspring, offspring numbers, offspring production, offspring quantity, parenting, population growth, Procreation, Reproduction, reproductive capacity, reproductive fitness., reproductive success, Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1615
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	733	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where the only goal is to see who can produce the most offspring! Join us as we embark on a wild adventure of breeding animals and creating a massive farm full of baby animals.

But that’s not all! We also have a competition to see who can build the craziest baby-making machine using redstone contraptions and pistons. Let your creativity run wild as you come up with the most outrageous ways to increase your animal population.

And if that’s not enough, we have regular events where players have to compete in challenges to see who can gather the most resources for their growing family of animals. Will you be the ultimate breeder on our server?

Join us now and let the baby-making madness begin!

Hot Minecraft SMP Scene

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7033
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
New Chunks Explored:	457745	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crops Grown:	8674	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Hot Potato” tournament where the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava.

We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away while being chased by creepers, and our shopping district is run by a group of mischievous villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your firstborn child (just kidding… maybe).

So what are you waiting for? Join our wild and wacky SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.