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MonkeyMindCraft

PARANOIA, neuroscience, species, research, Behavior

so, like, u know how scientists r all like, “we found this brain region that makes u all paranoid and stuff”? well, guess what? on our server, we make that brain region EXPLODE with excitement! join us and experience a whole new level of paranoia-induced fun! u never know what’s gonna happen next, but that’s the thrill of it all, right? plus, we got monkeys and humans working together to create the most mind-blowing gameplay u’ve ever seen. come on, u know u wanna see what all the fuss is about. join us now and get ready for a wild ride!

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IMPERIACRAFT CREATE YOUR OWN EMPIRE Minecraft server

Roleplaying, Lazy, Empire, Minecraft, your

The owner of the server «IMPERIACRAFT CREATE YOUR EMPIRE» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.imperiacraft.ru

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Murky PVP: Where kangaroos hop into battle with koalas armed with eucalyptus leaves

smp, zombie, Koalas, Bragging rights, MONEY

MurkPVP Minecraft Server

SERVER IP: murkpvp.sparked.network

OCEANIC HOSTED !!! NO LAG FOR AUS AND ASIA

!!!OLD COMBAT SYSTEM!!!

Features:

MCMMO	Introduces an RPG-like skill system where you can level up skills such as mining, woodcutting, and combat.
Mob Arena	Team up with friends or go solo to survive as many rounds as possible with rewards and leaderboard.
Quests	Over 200 quests with rewards and questlines to gear up and level up skills.
Eco Pets	Adopt and train pets to assist you in combat and resource gathering with unique abilities.

Adding new content regularly with no map resets. Looking for future moderators. Contact on Discord to play together!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there any lag for players in Australia and Asia?	No, the server is oceanic hosted to minimize lag for players in those regions.
Are there map resets on this server?	No, there will be no map resets on this server.
How can I become a moderator on the server?	The server is looking for players who can moderate in the future. Contact on Discord for more information.

ZenlessZoneZero Minecraft Server

Ellen Character Demo, ZZZ2024, In-game codes, Server, ZZZTVCM

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping the hottest beats! 2. The pigs here can fly and do backflips while wearing sunglasses. No joke. 3. Our diamond swords are so sharp, they can cut through the fabric of reality itself. 4. The zombies are actually really good at karaoke. Who knew the undead had such great vocal cords? 5. Our Ender Dragon is a total drama queen and loves to put on a show for all the players. 6. The villagers throw the most epic parties, complete with disco balls and fireworks. 7. We have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map, but you have to solve riddles written by a talking chicken to find them. 8. The sunsets on our server are so breathtaking, they’ll make you question if you’re still in the real world or not.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

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SpanCraft Minecraft Server

athletes, INTENSE GAME, Eurocup 2024, competitive spirit, Semifinals

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual Eurocup 2024! Picture this: Spain and France facing off in a epic battle, but instead of soccer players, it’s Minecraft characters fighting it out for victory! Will Spain come out on top again, or will France finally get their revenge? Join our server to find out and be a part of this historic moment in gaming history! Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a virtual trophy made entirely out of diamond blocks! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the games begin!

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OnionFreeZone Minecraft Server

Minecraft, OnionFreeZone, Server, food waste, restaurant etiquette

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of Vietnamese restaurants and enjoy a world free of spring onions! We promise no sneaky onions will ruin your gaming experience here.

Join us for epic adventures and build your own noodle-free paradise. Our server is so onion-free, even the creepers stay away in fear of your anti-onion powers.

Don’t let anyone tell you that being picky about onions is wrong. Embrace your onion-free lifestyle and join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret onion-free Pho recipe hidden in the depths of our server.

So come on, leave the onions behind and join us for a hilarious and onion-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s worth it to avoid those pesky spring onions at all costs!

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SIL’s Used Dress Drama

wedding gift, wedding dress, Drama, wedding conflict, wedding etiquette

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of family drama like never before.

Imagine this: You’re peacefully mining away, when suddenly your in-laws show up and demand you wear their wedding dress instead of your own mother’s heirloom gown. The tension is high, the tears are flowing, and the insults are flying. Will you stand your ground and defend your honor, or will you give in to the pressure and wear the “modern” dress?

But wait, there’s more! Your fiancé might just call you a “bitchy cunt” for standing up for yourself. And who knows, maybe he’ll give you the silent treatment for days on end just to really spice things up.

So come join our server and experience the wedding dress showdown of a lifetime. Who needs actual wedding planning when you can have all the drama and chaos right here in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

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RegretCraft

3. Missed opportunities, 19. Making memories, 8. Time gone by, 4. Reflection, RegretCraft

Do you regret not joining our Minecraft server when you were young? Well, let me tell you, you missed out on some epic adventures! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against creepers. Don’t make the same mistake twice, join our server now and make up for lost time!

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RedstoneRussianPrez

Victor, investigation, Politics, Interference, Misinformation

so like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be in the middle of some crazy spy drama? well do i have the server for u! we got spies, we got election drama, we even got russia involved! join now to see if u can uncover the truth behind this wild conspiracy. plus, trump is involved so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come join us for some minecraft fun and political intrigue!

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BlockBusterBoredom

EXCITEMENT, production schedule, delayed gratification, marketing strategy, death

so, u want to join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance! seriously, our server is so lit that even herobrine himself would be jealous.

u know why u should join? because we have a secret treasure hidden deep in the mines that will make u richer than notch himself. plus, our server is guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds. yeah, u heard me right, DIAMONDS.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by the ghosts of all the noobs who couldn’t handle the awesomeness? yeah, they’re always trying to steal our enchanted golden apples, but don’t worry, we have a team of ninja sheep to protect us.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventure of your minecraft life! just be careful not to get lost in the nether, or else u might end up in a parallel universe where chickens rule the world. true story.

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