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Trans Minecraft SMP Jacking Chuds

Bigotry, chuds, discrimination, double standards, fetishization, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, Hypocrisy, internet culture, jacking, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, Minecraft, online behavior, prejudice, sexual objectification, Sexualization, smp, Social Issues, societal norms, toxic masculinity, Trans, trans girls, transphobic

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1049
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride filled with chuds who can’t make up their minds about trans girls. One minute they’re sliding into their DMs, and the next they’re spewing transphobic nonsense. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions and confusion, but hey, at least it’s never boring!

So if you’re looking for a server where drama is served hot and fresh daily, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our SMP, anything can happen – even chuds jacking off to trans girls one minute and being transphobic the next. It’s a wild world out there, folks!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Bedwars, Casino, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5565
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Crafty Mods – Minecraft Server

Build Ideas, Crafty, Curseforge, Feedback, general FAQ, inspiration, legacy accounts, Minecraft, minecraft mods, Minecraft projects, minecraft servers, mod-making guides, Modded minecraft, modding, modpack recommendations, modpack updates, modpacks, Mods, optimization mods, Resources, Server, server authentication, starship edition

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3807
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Enchantments Applied:	150	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, Starship Edition! Join us for some out-of-this-world modded Minecraft fun. We discuss everything from modpacks to build ideas, and if you’re working on your own mod or pack, be sure to keep us updated for some intergalactic feedback!

In some breaking news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been obliterated. But fear not, we have some top-secret links that will allow you to continue playing without a pesky M$ account. It’s like a covert mission to keep the Minecraft dream alive!

Looking to play modded Minecraft right now? Check out our top-secret download links that will have you exploring new galaxies in no time. And don’t forget to grab some mods from our underground sources to enhance your gameplay experience.

And for those who have been shafted by M$, we have a top-secret authentication option that will allow you to [multi]play without any interference. It’s like a cloak of invisibility for your Minecraft experience!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a journey through the stars with your fellow Minecraft astronauts. And remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Vagina Lickers Minecraft SMP

consent, cultural norms, equality, feminism, Gender Roles, global perspectives, Intimacy, Lickers, licking, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, relationships, sexual behavior, sexual liberation, sexual practices, sexual preferences, smp, societal expectations, Taboos, traditional beliefs, Vagina, vaginas, Women

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	126
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where people just build the same old houses and mines? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of excitement! Join us if you want to escape the mundane and enter a world where players unironically lick women’s vaginas…yes, you heard that right!

But why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a magical potion was accidentally spilled on the server, causing everyone to develop a sudden urge to lick women’s vaginas. Some say it’s a curse, others say it’s a blessing, but one thing’s for sure – it’s definitely a unique experience you won’t find anywhere else!

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see where the journey takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra napkins.

Autistic God Minecraft Server

acceptance, advocacy, autism, autistic, autistic males, BELIEF, benefit, Collective, Community, divine purpose, empowerment, FAITH, GOD, Gods Will, Higher power, inclusion, Interest, Minecraft, neurodiversity, Server, spirituality, Support, Understanding

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6801
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
New Chunks Explored:	565471	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are all considered “God” and our main goal is to fulfill “God’s will” which is the collective benefit and interest of all autistic males!

Join us for a wild ride as we build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and battle against evil mobs all while following the divine guidance of our autistic male overlords.

But beware, if you don’t follow “God’s will” you may find yourself struck down by lightning or turned into a block of obsidian! So come on and join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

””/Minecraft SMP/ – Blocky Banter Brigade””

Amanogawa Shiina, Ayase Yuu, banter, blocky, Brigade, Chisaka Airi, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, LIA, Minecraft, Muu Muyu, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Remilia Nephys, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shisui Michiru, smp, Tenma Maemi, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5961
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server! Join us for a wild ride with characters like Lia the Llama Lover, Utatane the Sleepy Samurai, and Hakushika the Deer Whisperer.

But wait, there’s more! Witness epic battles between Dizzy the Dancing Skeleton and Jelly the Jellyfish Queen. And don’t forget about Ember the Fire Fairy, who can turn your base into a flaming masterpiece in seconds.

With so many quirky characters and insane storylines, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

LiberalCraft Minecraft Server

Biden administration, Deals, dementia, DNC, Economy, EMBARRASSMENT, Genocide, ineffective policies, Israel, liberal, LiberalCraft, Minecraft, Normalization, out of touch, Prices, Republican senate, Server, staff cover-up, stock market, track record, voter base, war criminal

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2410
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Void Gems Collected:	33
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any politicians with untreated dementia trying to run the show! Our staff is fully coherent and ready to provide you with the best gaming experience possible.

Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real-world politics and dive into a world where the only wars are fought with pixelated swords and the only economy you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can mine.

Forget about boring policies and ineffective leadership, on our server, the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Plus, rumor has it that our Republican Senate NPCs are great at cutting deals, so you might just find some sweet discounts in our virtual marketplace.

So come on in and join us for a wild ride through a Minecraft world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not you have enough torches to light up your epic castle. See you there!

WTF Minecraft SMP – Problem Players

anger management, attitude issue, communication problem, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution strategies, disrespectful behavior., emotional intelligence, Frustration, inappropriate response, lack of understanding, long tail tags, Minecraft, negative interaction, Players, Problem, rude behavior, smp, Social Skills, their problem, toxic relationship, unprofessional conduct, unresolved issues, what the fuck, WTF

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7012
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We have a thriving community of players who are constantly causing chaos and mayhem. From pranking each other with TNT to starting massive wars over who has the best diamond armor, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have formed their own cult dedicated to worshipping the elusive Creeper God. Rumor has it that they perform sacrificial rituals in the dead of night to appease their explosive deity. Will you join them in their quest for power, or will you stand against them and try to bring peace to the server?

If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, then look no further than our server. Just be prepared for anything because you never know what crazy antics the players will get up to next!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

/southcone, argentina, Brazil, caribbean invasion, Chile, culture, demographics, economic stability, Economy, general, high incomes, high standard of living, Lifestyle, Minecraft, Paraguay, PixelPals, political stability, prosperity, Server, south america, south american continent, Uruguay

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Southern Cone region of South America has been transformed into a blocky paradise! Join us for a wild ride through Chile, Argentina, Uruguay, and even southern Brazil, São Paulo, and Paraguay – all in pixelated glory.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our players enjoy a higher standard of living than anywhere else in the Minecraft world. Our economy is booming, with diamonds and emeralds aplenty for all to mine. Plus, our server is known for its political stability – no griefers or trolls allowed here!

But that’s not all – we have a Caribbean invasion going on that you won’t want to miss. Pirates, parrots, and treasure hunts await you on our server. And if you’re feeling a bit lost in the game, don’t worry – our friendly community is here to help you navigate through the blocky wonders of the Southern Cone.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual life filled with adventure, riches, and maybe even a few llama friends along the way? See you in-game!

Put Tariffs On Chinese Imports Minecraft SMP

America First, blockquotepPut, blue collar workers, bring back manufacturing, Chinese, Chinese imports, deport Mexicans, economic nationalism, economic policy, factory jobs, global trade, immigration, Imports, Job Opportunities, job security, manufacturing industry, Minecraft, political beliefs, political ideology, protectionism, SMPpblockquote, Tariffs, trade war, Trump supporters, Working class

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7251
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Zombie Dances:	0

Are you tired of just mining and crafting in Minecraft? Do you want a server where you can truly make a difference in the virtual world? Well, look no further than our server! We have implemented tariffs on Chinese imports and deported all the Mexicans to bring back manufacturing in our virtual world. Why do Trump supporters want to work at a factory so much, you ask? Because here, you can mine for diamonds while also making America great again! Join us now and be a part of our outrageous Minecraft SMP where anything is possible!