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  • Funny Sports Shit Minecraft SMP

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    Funny Sports Shit Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your shithousery needs!

    Join us for epic battles of spleef where players use TNT instead of shovels, or participate in our infamous pig racing tournaments where the pigs are wearing jetpacks!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out with diamond swords while riding on the backs of llamas. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to win is by parkouring your way to safety.

    So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and have a blast with like-minded players, then come join us on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes in this crazy world of shithousery!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Toilet-bound Hanako-kun Minecraft Server

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    Toilet-bound Hanako-kun Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further than Spook 109! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Spook 109 and discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie chickens wearing top hats! Only the bravest and most skilled players could defeat them and claim the treasure for themselves.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on the server that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE! Imagine building a house out of cheddar or fighting off creepers made of gouda. The possibilities are endless!

    So what are you waiting for? Join Spook 109 today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • The Zombie Slayer Minecraft SMP

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    The Zombie Slayer Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring SMPs where the gameplay is as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

    Join us for a wild ride where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers, do business deals with zombies, and try not to get scammed by skeletons. It’s chaos, but hey, at least it’s entertaining!

    But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Goddess Tier Minecraft Server

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    The Goddess Tier Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks! Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and zombies breakdance to thriller!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a magical land where every block was made of chocolate and every tree grew pizza slices. They rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens and emerged victorious, with a diamond sword in one hand and a slice of cake in the other.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a giant golem made entirely of enchanted blocks who roams the land granting wishes to lucky players. Want a pet dragon? Done. A castle made of gold? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (Disclaimer: No actual unicorns, rainbow-riding, or chocolate blocks included. But we do have a pretty awesome community and some killer mini-games!)

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP: /mggg/ Monster Girl Games General #951

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    Minecraft SMP: /mggg/ Monster Girl Games General #951

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with monsters, quests, and dreams of epic proportions.

    In this server, you’ll find yourself facing off against the Castle of Temptation, where the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. But beware, the Lonesome Spirit collab will have you questioning your sanity as you navigate through the treacherous world of MGQP Part 3.

    But fear not, for we have translated everything you need to know to survive in this crazy world. From Youmaen to Shrift II 2.56, we’ve got you covered. And don’t forget to check out the MGQ Wiki and MGD Wiki for all the tips and tricks you’ll need to make it out alive.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to conquer the monsters, dreams, and quests that await you. Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP