Shithousery MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Funny Sports Shit Minecraft SMP

sports humor, Shit, sports pranks, sports, sports clowning

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your shithousery needs!

Join us for epic battles of spleef where players use TNT instead of shovels, or participate in our infamous pig racing tournaments where the pigs are wearing jetpacks!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out with diamond swords while riding on the backs of llamas. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to win is by parkouring your way to safety.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and have a blast with like-minded players, then come join us on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes in this crazy world of shithousery!

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CraftyRainbowImamAssassin

Imam, CraftyRainbowImamAssassin, Minority, south africa, Community

So, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join, man! We got the craziest stuff happening, like the first openly gay Muslim imam getting killed in South Africa! I know, right? It’s like a soap opera up in here! Join us and be part of the drama, the mystery, the chaos! Who knows what will happen next on this wild ride of a server! So come on, don’t be a square, join now and be part of the madness!

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PixelPorkChop’s FunLand

OBServe.v2, Visual, genotyping, Faster, Alternative

Yo, yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got that OBServe.v2 isothermal one-pot CRISPR-Cas12i3/Cas13d-based assay up in here! Like whaaaat?! It’s like the coolest thing since diamond swords, bro!

You wanna genotyping methods? We got that on lock, with 100% sensitivity and specificity, yo! And get this, it’s faster than you can say “creeper” – like 45 minutes fast, fam!

So come on over and join the party, where we’re mixin’ science with Minecraft in the most lit way possible! Don’t miss out on the fun, cuz this server is where it’s at, yo! Let’s get this OBServe.v2 party started!

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Davidscloud Servers

Hub, Grief Prevention, Amplified World, Davidscloud, console

About Davidscloud

Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that believes in creating a place for all gamers to get together and enjoy playing various games together without worry of pay-to-win spoiling the enjoyment. Our community is friendly and works together to achieve a place everyone can find something to enjoy. Our Minecraft server, specifically, has been around since 1.7.10 and plans on staying around for a long time to come.

Player Protection

Our Minecraft server has variety of features for our members to enjoy. Key to keeping your experience enjoyable is our grief prevention system and friendly admin team. Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim, and accrue 120 every hour of playtime. These claims cannot be destroyed or built upon by anyone other than the Owner of the claim, or Trusted players. Plus your pets are also protected in the same fashion! If for some reason there’s ever a problem, our Admin team will investigate and assist whenever necessary.

Quality-of-Life

With us focusing on your security, you can focus on enjoying the features on our server that add to your survival chances should you choose to use them, completely free without pay-to-win! Such as our banking system that gives interest for every hour you play. This lets you save up some cash to spend at the Market set up at the Survival Spawn, where our new Merchants offer a small variety of goods, like fish, potions, wood, and other miscellaneous goodies you might be looking for.

Multiple Worlds

Bit bored traveling over the same old Minecraft landscape? Our server isn’t just the one traditional Survival world, it’s actually linked to another realm giving you more to explore! Find Zedmun at the Survival Spawn for the opportunity to be transported to our new Amplified World! Added in 1.18, it has all of the new caves and cliffs you could want with the added craziness of being amplified. Additionally, we’re working on adding an Event World and a Creative Plot World that would be accessed via our Hub so you will have even more places to enjoy. We would love to see you here when they launch!

Another Tidbit

Curious why Java and Bedrock were in the same title? Simple, that’s because our server now allows cross-play between the Bedrock and Java versions! Anyone can play on our servers regardless of if they play on console or PC, provided they have a paid Java account of course. That means you get to play with friends you might not of been able to before due to platform restrictions! Plus, with more people able to play on our servers the more fun can be had by all as our community grows. So we are looking forward to seeing you and your friends join us at Davidscloud!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the Minecraft server?	You can join using IP: dscgames.net and Port: 25565 for the Vanilla (Latest Version) version. For Bedrock Crossplay, use Port: 19132.
Do you have a Discord server for support?	Yes, you can join our Discord to learn more about our Minecraft servers, commands, admin support, community rules, and more. Join Discord
Can I connect to the server via console?	Yes, you can follow the tutorial at Tutorial Link

Porky Hog Fat Ass Double Wide Butterball 1.20.5

wide, corpulent, overweight, Hog.., lard

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a porky hog fat ass double wide butterball of fun!

We got pigs flying around like they’re on a sugar rush and cows wearing top hats and monocles.

The trees are made of bacon and the rivers flow with melted butter.

You can ride on giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

It’s like a psychedelic trip through Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory.

Don’t miss out, join now and let the insanity consume you!

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SisterlyVacay Minecraft Server

Hospitality, family, home, Expectations, sister

Are you tired of feeling like an unwelcome guest in your own sister’s house? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being treated like a stranger again! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who will welcome you with open arms, unlike some real-life family members we know.

Instead of splitting the cost of a virtual pizza down to the last penny, you can enjoy free virtual feasts with your new Minecraft buddies. And don’t worry about faulty plumbing or shoddy construction – our server is built to last, with no leaks or cracks in sight!

So say goodbye to awkward family visits and hello to endless fun and laughter on our Minecraft server. Who needs real-life drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing falling apart is the occasional creeper explosion? Join us now and leave the family drama behind!

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Baby Bump Booted!

Etiquette, seat assignment, aggressive behavior, Confrontation, Conflict Resolution

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where conflict resolution skills are put to the test! Join us for a wild ride of seat-stealing drama and aggressive train passengers.

Imagine a world where pregnant women battle it out for prime seating, while passengers with heart defects fight for their reserved spots. Will you be the hero who stands up for your seat, or the villain who laughs in the face of adversity?

Embark on a journey filled with intense confrontations and unexpected twists, all while building your dream blocky empire. Who needs real-life drama when you can experience it all in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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Blocky Therapy

childhood experiences, self-acceptance, emotional scars, self-care, self-destructive behavior

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it anymore? Well, look no further because our server is here to mess you up in the best way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. Or how about mining for diamonds while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers riding on the backs of flying pigs?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and zombies are the dance partners.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will truly mess you up in the best way possible, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright hilarious. What fucked you up? Our server will, in the most epic way possible!

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EuroCraft Minecraft Server

summit meeting, Ukraine, foreign policy, peace process, Server

so like, u know how Macron is hosting all these European leaders in Paris, right? well, imagine if they were all playing Minecraft together on this epic server! like, Trump is there too, trying to push for peace talks on Ukraine but everyone just wants to build cool stuff and have fun.

join this server for a chance to build with world leaders, maybe even negotiate some treaties while you’re at it. who knows, maybe you’ll become besties with Macron and get invited to the next big summit. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any creeper attacks.

come join the chaos and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into with these political powerhouses. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

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CraftyZelenskyy: No Russia-US Talks Here!

talks, Ukraine, current events, Saudi Arabia, Conflict Resolution

so, like, imagine this: you’re just mining away in the world of minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon the most epic server ever. this server is so lit, even zelenskyy himself would want to join.

we’ve got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle. and don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games, like spleef but with exploding sheep.

oh, and did i mention our community is the friendliest bunch of gamers you’ll ever meet? they’ll help you out with anything, from building a castle to fighting off a horde of creepers.

plus, we have the most epic events, like a battle royale where the last player standing gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe.

so come join us on this server, where the fun never stops and the adventures are endless. trust me, you won’t regret it. just ask zelenskyy, he’s probably mining with us right now and having the time of his life.

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