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Funny Sports Shit Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4374
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your shithousery needs!

Join us for epic battles of spleef where players use TNT instead of shovels, or participate in our infamous pig racing tournaments where the pigs are wearing jetpacks!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out with diamond swords while riding on the backs of llamas. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to win is by parkouring your way to safety.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and have a blast with like-minded players, then come join us on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes in this crazy world of shithousery!

All the Creat modpack & public server with moddles of fun!

Active players, claim-chunk, creat, Datapack, dedicated machine., Discord, Distant Horizon, Endgame, Fun, gameplay, Items, landscapes, Mechanics, Modded, moddles, Modpack, modrinth, Public, public server, recipes, Server, Structures, Tectonic, Terralith, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1291
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magic Items Found:	4377
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Public Minecraft server for the Create modpack
Features	Pre-generated world with Vanilla+ and Create structures, tools and weapons modified for Create mechanics, compatible with Distant Horizon mod, lag-free gameplay on dedicated server
Active Players	Around ten active players daily
Modpack Link	All The Create Modpack
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can access the server directly from the modpack’s main menu.

Q: What is the server’s claim-chunk system?

A: The server has a claim-chunk system where players can claim and protect their land from others.

Q: Are there any special commands available on the server?

A: Yes, there are basic commands available to players on the server for convenience.

Q: Is the world regularly reset?

A: Yes, structures in the world are regularly reset to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging.

Q: Is the server performance reliable?

A: The server is hosted on a high-performance dedicated machine to ensure lag-free gameplay for all players.

GameShowCraft Server

Argument, Competition, Contestant, disagreement, Dispute, Entertainment, family, gameshow, GameShowCraft, girl, image, MIRROR, question.., quiz, Reflection, right answer, Server, Show, television, tonight, Watching, wrong answer

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3919
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	263	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Join our Minecraft server and settle all your family arguments with a virtual gameshow where the answers are always outrageous! We guarantee that looking in the mirror will never be the same again, as you’ll see yourself transformed into a blocky pixelated version of your wildest dreams. Join us for a fun and chaotic experience that will have you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs a boring old gameshow on TV when you can join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience?

CraftyCash SMP – Mining for Minecraft SMP Bucks!

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2835
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	1933
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the craziness you never knew you needed in your life!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, treasure hunts for diamonds hidden in the clouds, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

But wait, there’s more! By joining our SMP, you’ll have the chance to win real-life prizes like a lifetime supply of virtual cookies, a pet dragon that farts rainbows, and a one-on-one dance-off with a creeper (spoiler alert: they’ve got some killer moves).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust us, your diamond pickaxe will thank you.

WifeSmokeNoGoAITA

addiction, arguments, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Decision making, disagreement, family, financial issues, habits, health, money management, parenting, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, smoking, stress, Support, Twins, WifeSmokeNoGoAITA

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2869
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	136	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Votes:	1795
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your spouse’s smoking habits? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun.

Our server is so addicting, you won’t even have time to think about your wife’s smoking habits. In fact, we guarantee that after just one hour of playing, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even remember what cigarettes are!

And if your wife ever asks you to buy her cigarettes again, just tell her you’re too busy mining for diamonds on our server. Who needs cigarettes when you have virtual riches to uncover? So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind – including your wife’s smoking habit!

MovieMoment Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5318
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	407	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining away in your cozy little cave, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of creepers start dancing around you like they’re in a synchronized flash mob. Just as you think it’s all over, a mysterious figure swoops in on a flying pig and saves the day. Yep, that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft SMP.

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build secret underground lairs with trapdoors that lead to a room full of llamas wearing top hats, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on the backs of dragons and cows can speak fluent French. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and a whole lot of llama drama, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of carrots for the llamas.

LonelyCraft: No Friends, Just Blocks!

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2048
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Enchantments Applied:	56	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a lone wolf in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to loneliness as you embark on epic adventures with a community of players who will become your new virtual family.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. Legend has it that he’s actually our top builder, creating jaw-dropping structures that will leave you in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored creepers to dancing skeletons, you never know what kind of wacky creatures you’ll encounter on your journey.

So why waste another minute feeling lonely when you could be laughing, adventuring, and making memories on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server? Join us now and let the fun begin!

Tekkit Friends: The Server Where We Mod Our Way to Friendship

Boyfriend, BUILD, Community, Friends, friendship, Girlfriend, hang out, hop on, Ip:, Join, Minecraft, mod, Modded, modded fun, Play, Preference, pretty builds, Server, smp, Tekkit, Years

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6154
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Emeralds Found:	9762	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Join us on our Tekkit 2 server for a fun and community-oriented Minecraft experience. We love pretty builds and welcome players who share the same passion!
IP Address	tekkit.modded.fun / 173.240.148.215:25601

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long have you been playing on the server?	My boyfriend and I have been playing together for a few years now.
What type of builds do you prefer?	We have a strong preference for players who like pretty builds, but all are welcome to join!
Can I join the server?	Of course! Just use the provided IP address to connect to our Tekkit 2 server.

BoutineLA Beach Babes Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4588
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Farms Harvested:	571
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	7222
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a woman wearing a BoutineLA bikini on the beach? Well, look no further because our server is the new Queen of Spades tattoos of the gaming world!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own bikini-clad empire, complete with sandcastles and beach parties that would make even the most hardcore beach bum jealous.

But beware, the Queen of Spades tattoos are not just for show – they hold mystical powers that can help you conquer the virtual world and become the ultimate ruler of the server.

So grab your sunscreen, your pickaxe, and your sense of adventure, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us now and let’s make some waves in the Minecraft universe!

SMPFamilyMurderMystery – “My family was murdered, dude that sucks. Bummer man. Minecraft SMP”

Bummer, dark comedy, dude, emotional, family, Grief, horror comedies, horror genre, horror movies, Loss, loved ones, man, Minecraft, Movie, murder, Murdered, reaction, SENSELESS, smp, SMPFamilyMurderMystery, stupid, SUCKS, Thriller, Tragedy, unrealistic reactions, violence

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3769
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Farms Harvested:	548
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Ores Mined:	4319	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Join our wacky SMP where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of chickens armed with pickaxes ambush you! Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs? Trust us, you’ll never know what to expect on our server!

And don’t even get us started on our epic roleplay events. Last week, we had a showdown between players dressed as giant creepers and players dressed as dancing villagers. It was chaos, but in the best way possible!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server now! Just be prepared for the unexpected and a whole lot of laughs.

Grandma’s Block Party Minecraft Server

abandonment, BLOCK, Communication, coping with loss, dealing with trauma, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Grandmas, Grandparents, Grief, intervention, mental health, Minecraft, parenting, Party, seeking guidance, seeking help, Server, substance abuse, support system, teenage behavior, teenage rebellion, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	450
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	193	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all your real-life drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few tears (but hopefully tears of joy).

Our server is so awesome, it will make you forget all about your family issues and personal struggles. Who needs therapy when you can just mine some diamonds and build a castle instead?

Join now and escape into a world where grief and pain don’t exist, only creepers and zombies trying to ruin your day. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret potion that will make all your problems disappear (Disclaimer: potion may or may not actually work, but it’s worth a shot).

So come on, join us and let’s build a new life together in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not you have enough wood to finish your epic treehouse. See you there!