Funny Sports Shit Minecraft SMP

funny, Funny Moments, funny sports, hilarious sports, Minecraft, Shit, shithousery, smp, sports, sports antics, sports banter, sports clowning, sports comedy, Sports Entertainment, sports gags, sports hijinks, sports humor, sports jokes, sports mischief, sports pranks, sports shenanigans, sports silliness, sports tomfoolery, sports tricks, sports trolling

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2280
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Void Armor Forged:	29
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	6885

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your shithousery needs!

Join us for epic battles of spleef where players use TNT instead of shovels, or participate in our infamous pig racing tournaments where the pigs are wearing jetpacks!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out with diamond swords while riding on the backs of llamas. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to win is by parkouring your way to safety.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and have a blast with like-minded players, then come join us on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes in this crazy world of shithousery!

Cracker Craze Minecraft Server

Binge Eating, Calorie Counting, coping mechanisms, Cracker, CRAZE, dieting, emotional eating, fasting, food addiction, Hummus, meal planning, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, nutrition, overeating, self-control, Server, skinny, support groups, Therapy, unhealthy habits, weight management, wheat crackers

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5143
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from your real-life food addiction by indulging in virtual feasts of epic proportions! Our pixelated world is filled with endless buffets of cake, cookies, and pizza – all with zero calories!

Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the evil Food Monster, who tempts players with delicious treats at every turn. Will you have the willpower to resist his sugary temptations, or will you succumb to the cravings and binge on virtual snacks until dawn?

With mini-games like “Cake Wars” and “Pizza Parkour,” you’ll never run out of ways to satisfy your hunger for adventure. So come join us on our server, where food addiction is not a problem – it’s a way of life!

Fake Religion Minecraft SMP

BELIEF, Certainty, computers, doubt, Evidence, Existence, FAITH, Fake, Fingerprints, IMPOSSIBLE, Minecraft, proof, Religion, skepticism, smp, Truth, uncertainty, UNIQUENESS, validation

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9602
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	5609	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll meet the most unique and outrageous players in the blocky world! We’ve got a player who builds exclusively with pink wool and another who communicates solely through chicken noises. And don’t even get us started on the player who insists on wearing a pumpkin on their head at all times.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and unforgettable moments that will leave you questioning if you’re in the real world or just a pixelated dream. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to finding a unicorn in Minecraft (spoiler alert: it involves feeding a horse a stack of enchanted golden apples).

So why wait? Come join our wacky world and be a part of the most unique Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate who shares your love for building giant statues of llamas.

CheaterCraft: Not Your Dad’s Minecraft

abandonment, anger management, CHEATER, CheaterCraft, Dads, dna test, emotional trauma, family betrayal, family conflict, family drama, father issues, father’s grief, half-sister, Infidelity, male role model, marriage issues, Minecraft, one night stands, parental custody, parental responsibilities, Resentment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7713
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Enchantments Applied:	187	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama doesn’t exist because we’re all just blocks! Join us for a fun and chaotic time as we build, mine, and explore together.

Looking for a new family? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life family issues and create your own blocky family with fellow players. No DNA tests required here!

Join us to build your dream world and leave behind the drama of cheating moms and paternity tests. Our server is a safe space for all players to escape reality and just have a good time.

So come on, join us and leave all that real-life drama behind. Who needs a mom demanding apologies and texts when you can have fun building and crafting in Minecraft? Let’s block out the negativity and create a new family within our pixelated world!

QuoteOfTheDayMC SMP

Daily Encouragement, daily inspiration, daily motivation, daily quotes, famous quotes, inspirational quotes, motivational quotes, positive affirmations, quote for today, quote of the day, quote of the day app, quote of the day calendar, quote of the day challenge, quote of the day email, quote of the day generator, quote of the day subscription, quote of the day website, QuoteOfTheDayMC, smp, thought of the day, uplifting quotes, words of wisdom

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3127
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Potions Brewed:	69
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Magic Items Found:	3368	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

“Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to our epic block party. So come on down and join the fun – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional accidental TNT explosion. But hey, that’s just part of the charm, right?”

PixelPotionCraft

essential items, essential luxury, expensive, Extravagant, extravagant purchases, high end, Indispensable, indulgence, Lavish, Luxury items, must have, Necessities, non-negotiable, PixelPotionCraft, Premium, Priceless, Splurge, top priority, top tier, treasured possessions, valuable possessions

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7071
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Animals Bred:	34	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Buildings Constructed:	44	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Potions Brewed:	188	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Do you know what you can’t live without, even if it costs you your diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear? That’s right, it’s our Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with stacks upon stacks of rare blocks. Legend has it, anyone who finds this chest will be granted the power of infinite building creativity and will become the ultimate master builder in all the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to see who will be crowned the Chicken Champion of the server.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with glowstone blocks and music discs galore.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

RussianBlockParty

Academia, academic exchange, cern, collaboration, diplomatic tensions, European Organization for Nuclear Research, expel, expulsion, global affairs, international relations, November 30, PHYSICS., Politics, research, russia, Russian scientists, RussianBlockParty, sanctions, Scientific community, scientific cooperation, Scientific progress

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7550
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4510
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we kick out russian scientists for fun!!! like, who needs science when you can build cool stuff in minecraft, amirite?? we have lava pits for them to fall into and obsidian jails to lock them up in. join now and help us get rid of those pesky scientists, they don’t stand a chance against our diamond swords and enchanted armor. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare mobs to battle. so what are you waiting for?? join now before the russians take over and turn everything into a science experiment gone wrong!!!

Twente Uni Molecular Madness

academic research, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, autocatalytic reactions, chemistry, computational biology, computer science, cutting-edge technology, Engineering, innovation, innovation in computing, madness, method, Molecular, molecular computing, nanotechnology, research, researchers, Science, scientific breakthrough, Technology, Twente, Uní, University of Twente

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1997
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Votes:	120	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Animals Bred:	96	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz our peeps at Researchers University of Twente done gone and developed a method for molecular computing with autocatalytic reactions! like, who even knows what that means but it sounds super fancy and important so u know dis server gonna be lit af! come join us and be part of the most high-tech minecraft community in da world! we got redstone contraptions that will blow ur mind and crazy builds that will make u question reality. don’t miss out on the chance to be part of dis epic adventure, join now and let’s get our minecraft on! 🤪🔥🚀 #molecularcomputing #autocatalyticreactions #minecraftmadness

Elysia: Where We Build Pixels and Make Friends! 🌟🚀🌈🎉

armor stand, BUILD, Chat, Community, donator perks, Economy, elysia, Friends, Grief Prevention, inventory, LGBTQ, Modes, pixels, Plugins, proximity chat, PvP, Redstone, sleep skip, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Voting, Web map, Whitelist, world border expansion

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	230
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

About Us	Vanilla experience with a few plugins for grief prevention and additional features. Whitelisted server with LGBTQ+ friendly community.
Players	16+ dedicated players with varying skill levels and activities.
Features	(Opt-in) proximity chat mod, armor stand tools, Discord integration, web-based world map, gradual world border expansion, grief prevention, adult staff team, opt-in PvP, decorative player heads, community decisions, sleep skip.
Non-Features	No keep inventory, different modes than survival, economy plugins, donator perks.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can apply for the whitelist here.

Q: What is the age requirement to join?

A: The server is for players aged 16 and above.

Q: Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

A: Yes, inclusivity is a core belief of the community.

Q: Are there any unique features on the server?

A: Some unique features include proximity chat mod, armor stand tools, Discord integration, web-based world map, and gradual world border expansion.

Q: Can I engage in PvP on the server?

A: PvP is opt-in only on the server.

Vtuber Paradise Minecraft Server

Anime, Content Creator, digital entertainment, Fandom, Gaming, interactive experience, internet culture, Japanese pop culture, LIVESTREAMING, Minecraft, Online Community, online content, Otaku, Paradise, Server, social media, streaming platform, virtual avatar, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber consumer, vtuber media

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5048
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Potions Brewed:	95	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Votes:	1715	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a secret underground society of vtuber fans who communicate exclusively in vtuber memes and references. Want to join a faction led by a virtual anime girl who can summon diamond swords with just a wink? Or how about participating in a server-wide event where everyone has to navigate a maze filled with traps set by a mischievous virtual cat? Only the true vtuber enthusiasts can survive and thrive in our wacky world. So, if you think you have what it takes to be part of our vtuber-loving community, come join us and let the virtual chaos begin!

Minecraft SMP – /2 Hug/ – Creeper Cuddles

bullet hell, Cheating Detective Satori, creeper, cuddles, Cute girls, doujin, doujin music, Dream Logical World, Fan art, Fangames, Hero of Ice Fairy, high score, Hug, Lotus Eaters, Manga, Minecraft, official releases, Shooting games, smp, Steam, touhou, touhou project, Wonderful Waking World, ZUN

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2709
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where cute girls shoot other cute girls in a bullet hell showdown!

But that’s not all, we also have a special event where players can become the Hero of Ice Fairy and battle it out for the title of Ultimate Fairy Champion. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret black market where you can trade rare items and power-ups with shady characters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of the Lotus Eaters and become the Cheating Detective Satori of the server!

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