shitholest – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Epic Quest Realms 1.21

#dare, beauty, challenge, CONFIDENT, criticism, culture, Elegant, Epic, Expectation, Flaw, FLAWLESS, flawlessness, Identity, independent, japanese, Perfection, princess, Quest, Realms, Royalty, stereotype, STRONG, Traditional

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that’s like a perfect little Japanese princess, but in blocky pixel form. Like, seriously, can you even name one flaw? I’ll wait, but you won’t find any cuz this server is lit AF.

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate kawaii vibes while building epic structures and battling mobs. It’s like stepping into a magical anime world where everything is just so damn perfect.

Plus, the community is so friendly and supportive, it’s like having a squad of loyal samurais ready to have your back at all times. So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s conquer this Minecraft world together!

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Stepmom Struggles: No Bday Bash!

apartment, BabyMomma, bad father, bad relationship, Bash, BDay, Birthday Party, celebration, child support, coparent, CoParenting, court battle, financial struggles, high conflict, holiday plans, Meltdown, names calling, party hosting, party planning, schedule changes, stepmom, stepson, stepson’s mom, Struggles

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your husband’s baby mama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of court battles, child support drama, and high conflict co-parenting situations.

But wait, there’s more! We also offer birthday party planning services, where you can throw a party for your stepson without his mom even knowing. Who needs her anyway, right?

So come join us for a server experience that’s more chaotic than a custody battle on Christmas. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have all this excitement? Join now and let the drama unfold!

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GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

controversial, Diplomacy, fm, foreign affairs, Geopolitical, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, headline, initiative, international relations, Iranian, Israelis, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Moving, News, Politics, Relocation, Server, Statement, suggestion, suggests, trump

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the bomb dot com, yo. like, you can build your own little world and stuff. but get this, the owner is like this super cool Iranian FM who’s all about moving Israelis to Greenland after Trump’s initiative. like, what even?! it’s like a whole new level of drama and chaos, but in minecraft form. so if you’re into that kind of wacky shiz, you gotta join this server, like, right now. plus, there’s, like, unlimited diamonds and stuff. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the madness, bro.

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CannonCraft: Seoul to Ukraine

aggression, artillery, Cannoncraft, Cannons, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Front Line, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military, military equipment, military technology, North Korea, north korean, seoul, south korea, Ukraine, War, weapons

Yo, imagine this: on our server, we got North Korean cannons designed to flatten Seoul, but instead they’re heading to the front line in Ukraine. Why, you ask? Because we like to keep things interesting and unpredictable, just like in a game of Minecraft! Join us for some explosive fun and see what other crazy shenanigans we have in store for you. Plus, who wouldn’t want to witness the chaos of cannons being transported across the world in a virtual blocky universe? Come join the madness and let’s blow some stuff up together!

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Love with a Man 1.21.1

1.21.1, abandonment, Abuse, BETRAYAL, Cheating, Communication, Emotional distance, Empathy, family, forgiveness, healing, HEARTBREAK, love, man, Manipulation, parents, personal growth, relationships, self reflection, toxic behavior, Trauma, Understanding

Yo, you won’t believe the crazy drama happening on our Minecraft server! Just like in real life, love is a battlefield here too. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions, betrayal, and heartbreak that comes with relationships. Our players are as unpredictable as they come, just like the characters in this wild story. Who needs reality TV when you can log on and witness the madness firsthand? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the drama for yourself – join now and get ready for a love story unlike any other!

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Skillz4Dayz – Because who wouldn’t want to be a master of everything in Minecraft?

acquire financial literacy, acquire photography skills, become a better listener, develop leadership skills, develop negotiation skills, enhance creativity, enhance emotional intelligence, enhance problem-solving skills, excel in cooking, excel in data analysis, excel in social media marketing, improve critical thinking, improve public speaking, improve time management, learn a new language, Master, master coding, master graphic design, master project management, Minecraft, perfect writing abilities, play the piano, Skillz4Dayz, wouldnt

Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can instantly learn any skill you want just by logging in! Want to become a master builder? Done. Want to become a redstone genius? Easy peasy. Want to become the ultimate PvP champion? You got it. Join our server and become a Minecraft god in no time! Who needs to grind for hours when you can just magically acquire skills with the click of a button? Don’t miss out on this amazing opportunity to level up your Minecraft game in the most ridiculous way possible!

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No-Racial-Bias-Soccer-Fouls

BIAS, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Fairness, foul judgments, NoRacialBiasSoccerFouls, penalty assignments, Perception, player behavior, player skin tones, racial bias, Racial equality, research, Soccer, social justice, sports, sports ethics, sports psychology, Stereotypes, study

so, like, this server is, like, totally cool, man. we got no racial bias, just like in soccer, ya know? we did a study and found out that players don’t care about skin color when it comes to giving out penalties. so, like, come join us and be part of this totally non-racist community, bro. we don’t judge based on skin tone, we judge based on how many diamonds you can mine in an hour. it’s a totally fair and unbiased way to play, dude. plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s mine some diamonds together, man!

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KAGAYAKI

anti cheat, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, HermitCraft style, Improved Minecarts, Iris, KAGAYAKI, Mature Players, Mods, Plugin, QoL features, rules, smp, sodium, Terrain generation, tnt duping, true ending, Vanilla, vanilla tweaks, Whitelist, Xaero’s Map

BRAND NEW SMP SERVER: KAGAYAKI

Kagayaki is a Vanilla+ SMP server striving for a bright and shining community! If you’re looking for a hermitcraft-style server come on in! We only accept players who have a strong sense of collaboration!

In this server there are many QOL features that player would appreciate in the game, such as: Improved Vanilla structures, Tectonic terrain generation, improved minecarts, timber, crafting tweaks, and many more! Luckily you DO NOT need to install any mods to play on this server!

Want to join? Join the Discord and apply there!

https://discord.gg/wsp6F4j9

General Rules:

Age 18+ ONLY:	Mature players only, please, and thank you.
No Cheating:	NO Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits (some are allowed ie: tnt duping)
No Griefing or Stealing:	We have a plugin that can look into the block’s history log
Be Respectful to other players:	No racism or No homophobia and just don’t be a jerk!
Be Respectful with PVP:	PVP is allowed, but only if both parties agree.
Client Side Mods are allowed:	Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc.
Be Respectful with people’s territories:	Pranks are allowed but please don’t do anything that ruins someone’s progress.
Report players privately:	If you want to report about someone’s behaviour please reach out to moderators privately.

List of featured Datapacks and Plugins:

Datapacks:

Vanilla Tweaks: Crafting Tweaks and more
Improved Minecarts: The experimental Minecart change from 24w33a
Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series
Tectonic: Improved terrain generation
True Ending: Better and Harder Ender Dragon Fight

Plugins:

Dynmaps: http://srv29.godlike.club:26626/
Image2map: Insert custom images into the game

Hosted on NA West

Playing on Version 1.21.4

The server has just started as of January 26th! Come on in while its fresh!

Thread of Kanchal 1.20.4

1.20.4, Appearance, attractiveness, babyfaced, body image, brothel, Diversity, Entertainment, inclusion, Insecurity, Kanchal, Kanchal thread, male characters, Masculinity, Media, physical flaw, portrayal, representation, societal norms, Stereotypes, Thread, Ugly, under-endowed

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, so crazy and wild, just like Kanchal!

Imagine a world where all the characters are super hot but also have some weird physical flaw. It’s like a brothel but in Minecraft, dude.

You’ll never get bored because you’ll be too busy staring at all the baby-faced characters with their under-endowed bodies. It’s like a trainwreck you can’t look away from, but in a good way!

Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and your sense of reality, because you’re gonna need both on this server, bro!

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CraftyCrimez

bizarre case, Bizarre crime, bizarre criminal, bizarre criminal behavior, bizarre criminal case, bizarre incident, bizarre murder, bizarre mystery, bizarre news, bizarre story, CraftyCrimez, crime case, crime investigation, criminal behavior, shocking crime, strange crime, terrifying case, terrifying crime, unusual case, unusual crime

Have you ever heard of the infamous case of the Creeper Bandit? This sneaky criminal would dress up as a Minecraft creeper and terrorize players by blowing up their creations with TNT. But fear not, on our server, you can join forces with other players to track down the Creeper Bandit and bring justice to the Minecraft world!

Join our server for the chance to participate in epic quests like hunting down the legendary Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the hidden village of the Villager Mafia, where you can trade emeralds for enchanted weapons and armor.

But beware, the server is also home to the notorious Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous mobs who ride around on chickens causing chaos wherever they go. Will you be brave enough to take on these feathered fiends and restore peace to the land?

So come on down to our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creepers and always keep an eye out for any suspicious characters wearing green pixelated costumes!

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