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HolyCraft Minecraft Server

christian faith, Christianity, CHRISTIANS, Church, common, Europe, Europeans, FAITH, Government, Holycraft, Islamophobia, kebab, Minecraft, power, Race, racism, RECONQUISTA, Server, shitholes, tolerant, unite, Unity, Whites

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7537
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Potions Brewed:	87	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being shut down for trying to unite under a common race? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all Europeans can come together under one common faith: Christianity! Join us as we embark on a grand Reconquista of the degenerate parts of the church, establish a Christian-based government, and send kebab back to their shitholes. It’s not racism or “Islamophobia,” it’s just our way of life as Christians. And if you’re against us, well, sorry, but you’re just not tolerant enough for our liking. The Christian faith is the key to saving Europe, so come join us on our epic quest to reclaim our rightful place in the world!

Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2617
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mines Excavated:	4789

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

KaraokeCraft

#karaoke bar, crowd favorite, Entertainment, favorite song, Fun, go-to song, Karaoke, karaoke machine, karaoke night, KaraokeCraft, Lyrics, microphone, Music, night out, Party, Performance, playlist, sing-along, singing, talent, vocal

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4995
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mines Excavated:	2565	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Are you tired of singing alone in your room like a sad, lonely creeper? Well, join our epic Minecraft server and belt out your favorite karaoke tunes with your blocky buddies! Our virtual stage is always open for a creeper rendition of “Baby Got Back” or a zombie duet of “I Will Always Love You”. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a karaoke fanatic and might just pop in for a surprise duet! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out like a blockstar on our server!

KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

Alliance, Battalion, cooperation, Edition, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, global affairs, intel sources, international relations, International security, KremlinCraft, Manpower Shortages, Military, military alliances, military cooperation, military strategy, North Korea, political news, Recruitment, russia, SECURITY, soldiers

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7364
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7150
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

active lifestyle, cardiovascular health, disease prevention, Exercise, exercise intensity, FITNESS, health benefits, health outcomes, Intensity, lifestyle choices, long tail tags, Longevity, Minecraft, mortality, mortality rates, mortality risk, physical activity, public health, research team, Risk, scientific discovery, Server, well-being

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3540
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mines Excavated:	4292	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Star Shards Collected:	279	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

❤️, 1.16.5, airdrops, ENERGYGRIEF, Global, Lucky blocks, Minecraft, Server, switched, update, 🃏, 🌍, 🎮, 🎯, 🏆, 💐, 💔, 💥, 📈, 🔥, 🚀

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1552
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Farms Harvested:	129
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	New Chunks Explored:	654292
Emeralds Found:	9524	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	152	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

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””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server

Aah, Communication, confusion, Context, context clues, Expression, funny, gtAAH, humor, internet culture, Interpretation, juices, Language, meme, Meme culture, Minecraft, misunderstanding, muh, MUH JUICES, online conversation, Server, Slang, social media, viral, what did he mean by this

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1442
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	398
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your juices flow? Look no further, because our server will have you screaming “AAH, MUH JUICES” in no time! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. The llama led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. And that’s just the beginning! Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave your juices flowing like never before.

Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General

Agnai, AI Chatbot, AI Models, Artificial, Audio Overview, Bot Models, botmaking events, card v3, Characterhub, chatbot, claude, Development, Gemini, general, general discussion, Glossary, GOOGLE, GPT, intelligence, Jailbreaks, Lingo Guides, local models, logs, Lore, Meta Templates, Minecraft, Model Names, NotebookLM, o1 models, openai, proxies, Realtime API, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, smp

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4698
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
New Chunks Explored:	195473	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also embarking on hilarious adventures! Join us for a chance to hang out with Chen, our resident AI chatbot who loves to crack jokes and troll unsuspecting players.

We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.

Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.

With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!

DiamondDress Minecraft Server

$1000 dress, adjustments, aita, backing out, Bridesmaid, Bridesmaid Dress, DAUGHTER, DiamondDress, extra costs, family, fitting, gift money, Harsh, Minecraft, payback, payment plan, punishment, Server, sister, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Wedding, working part-time

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	230
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with stubborn bridesmaids like Emma! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Emma’s sudden change of heart about being in the wedding party.

Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?

Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!

Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft

acceptance, blended family, Commitment, contract, dad, DadsWeddingDramaCraft, disagreement, discussion, family, family life, Kids, Loss, love, mom figure, new chapter, refusal, Sadness, stepfamily, Therapist, Therapy, Wedding

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8190
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	271
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	542
Potions Brewed:	79	Crops Grown:	1295
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in creating new families through the power of virtual block-building! Just like how your dad is creating a new family with Anne, you can create new friendships and bonds with our wacky community.

Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!

Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!

So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!

NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP

false assumptions., falsely accused, judged unfairly, labeled incorrectly, Minecraft, misconceived, Misconception, misconstrued, misinterpreted, misjudged, mistaken identity, misunderstood, misunderstood intentions, not what it seems, NotYourAveragePlayer, prejudiced, smp, Stereotypes, unfairly judged, wrongly branded, wrongly characterized, wrongly labeled, wrongly perceived

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	951
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mines Excavated:	1852	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Star Shards Collected:	52	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone assumes you’re a professional llama trainer with a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens! Don’t miss out on the chance to prove them wrong and show off your true skills in building, mining, and trolling your fellow players. Join now and let’s see who can come up with the most outrageous assumption about you!

CraftyFails: WorstBuy

bad investment, bad purchase, buyer’s regret, buyer’s remorse, CraftyFails, disappointing purchase, financial mistake, impulse buy, money down the drain, money poorly spent, money wasted, poor decision, poor purchase choice, regretful buy, regretful shopping, regretful spending, wasted money, worst buy ever, worst decision, worst purchase, worst spending decision, WorstBuy

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	184
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	363
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9641
Chimeras Created:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Farms Harvested:	525
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Have you ever bought a pet rock that turned out to be a shape-shifting alien? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience if you don’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles instead of PVP. So, if you want to turn your worst purchase into your best decision ever, join our server now and prepare for a wild ride!