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Genocide-Free Minecraft SMP

Vlad Putin, world war 3, Minecraft, Vlad Zelenski, TAXES

Are you tired of all this drama and chaos in the real world? Looking for a place where you can escape the madness and just have some fun? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and leave all the Russia-Ukraine war talk behind. No more spam, no more genocide – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers instead of worrying about taxes and political turmoil.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located in a secret underground bunker, protected from any real-world conflicts. So you can rest easy knowing that you’re safe from any Russia-Ukraine drama while you play.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join our wacky and wild Minecraft community. Who needs real-world problems when you can have virtual adventures with us? Join now and leave all that nonsense behind!

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Shitcraft Server – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

nerdy losers, FEMINISTS, shithole, Server, prejudice

Are you tired of living in a world full of judgmental giganormies and clueless boomers? Do you want to escape the chaos of a country full of chavs and deanos? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for nerdy losers like you to thrive!

Join us on our server where you can build your own world free from africans, muslims, feminists, and all the other craziness of the real world. Let your imagination run wild as you create epic structures and conquer the virtual land.

Don’t waste another minute in that shithole of a country, come join us and be a part of a community where being a nerdy loser is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who needs the real world when you can have all the fun and adventure you could ever want in our Minecraft server? Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

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Minecraft SMP: OMG Becky, look at her blocky pixels!

empowerment, Average American girls, blocky, Media, OMG

Are you tired of being surrounded by doomers and liars in other servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the complete opposite! We have a strict “no doomers allowed” policy and our lie detector plugin will instantly kick anyone caught spreading falsehoods. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few unicorns (if you’re lucky)! So say goodbye to the doom and gloom and hello to the most epic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

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Ivan’s Big Minecraft Server

shithole, Country, Costs, GDP per capita, IVAN

Are you tired of being called Ivan and living in a poverty beggar country where Big Macs cost less than a dollar? Well, come join our Minecraft server where Big Macs cost $6 because we are rich and have a GDP per Capita higher than your wildest dreams! Plus, we have LGBT parades every day because we live in a civilized world unlike poor Ivan from a totalitarian dictatorial shithole. Don’t be like Ivan, join our server and live your best life!

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Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

Social Issues, shithole, INEQUALITY, expensive, society

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

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MilanoMadness Minecraft SMP

discomfort, travel, Tourist, vacation, ac

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where Milano may be a shithole, but our server is a diamond in the rough! Forget about the lack of AC in the metro, because in our world, you can build your own air-conditioned paradise. And who needs clean streets when you can create your own trash-free utopia with just a few clicks?

Join us and escape the weird people of Milano by teaming up with fellow players who are just as crazy as you are. Trust us, the 500 euros you spent on that city will seem like chump change once you see the incredible creations and wild adventures waiting for you on our server.

So come on, ditch Milano and come play with us. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world where anything is possible?

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Populate This Minecraft Server

historical context, argentina, shithole, cultural change, immigration

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to replace the population faster than Argentina went from mostly European to a “brown irredeemable shithole” in just 30 years! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll be meeting new players and making new friends quicker than you can say “neoliberal Menem government.”

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life, where the only thing faster than our population turnover rate is the speed at which you’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of our crazy community, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see for yourself why we’re the talk of the Minecraft world. Who knew replacing a population could be so much fun?

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UglyCraft Minecraft Server

quality of life, Rapes, undeveloped, shithole, shit colored skin

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for those who want to experience the wildest and craziest gameplay out there!

Join us if you want to mingle with the ugliest people in the Minecraft universe – we’re talking about characters with “men” in their usernames, skin the color of literal poop, and IQ levels lower than a block of dirt. But hey, who needs brains when you can have a blast on our server?

Forget about building impressive structures or creating innovative redstone contraptions – on our server, we celebrate the art of scamming, train accidents, and a complete lack of toilets. It’s a wild ride from start to finish!

And don’t even get us started on the country our server is based in – it’s a total undeveloped shithole, associated with all things crappy. But hey, that just adds to the charm, right?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a fate worse than being associated with drugs or being a poojeet. It’s a rollercoaster of chaos and madness that you won’t find anywhere else!

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ConfusedCraft: Where Words Fail, Fun Prevails!

Only, Prevails, Degenerates, Stopped, slightly more patience

Are you tired of the drama and chaos of other social media platforms? Do you crave a place where you can truly be yourself without fear of judgment or harassment? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and experience a world where 4chan reigns supreme and discord is just a distant memory. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who value anonymity and freedom of expression above all else. No more arguing, no more degenerates – just pure, unadulterated fun!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where memes come to life and trolls roam free. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? Join now and find out for yourself!

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Pixel Paradise: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

Crime Prevention, land of the free, Rebellion, society, Intruders

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the dystopian shithole that is your country and enter the “land of the free”! On our server, you can booby trap your own home to your heart’s content without fear of legal repercussions. Want to set up a lava pit to roast any unsuspecting intruders? Go for it! How about a TNT cannon to launch unwanted guests into oblivion? The possibilities are endless! Join us now and experience true freedom in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?)

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