shitest – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

HonestyCraft Minecraft Server

bigger girls, Boundaries, category, Communication, cousin, DATING, Girlfriend, Honesty, HonestyCraft, Intimacy, Minecraft, misunderstanding, offend, Offense, personal situation, relationship, Respect, RETALIATION, sensitivity, Server, Social Interaction, Upset

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on your dating preferences!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy stories. Like the time a player built an entire castle out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a mischievous Enderman who claimed it as his new home.

Or how about the time a group of players banded together to defeat the dreaded Creeper King, who was terrorizing the land with his explosive antics. They say he was defeated by a player who lured him into a trap with a trail of TNT.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces all players, no matter their dating history or preferences? Plus, you never know what outrageous shenanigans you’ll encounter next. So come on, join us and let the fun begin!

RemoteCraft chores LOL

Chores, chores agreement, chores balance, chores conflict, chores distribution, chores expectations, chores responsibilities, communication problems, Frustration, household chores, household responsibilities, living together, lol, partner expectations, relationship issues, remote work, RemoteCraft, Resentment, resentment in relationship, unequal division of labor, working from home, working remotely

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world where chores don’t exist!

Join us and leave behind the struggles of having to do everything around the house, just like our player who does all the cooking, cleaning, and grocery shopping in their relationship. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling mobs without ever having to worry about sweeping or cleaning litter boxes.

And if you ever feel overwhelmed by the demands of your partner, just remember that on our server, you can be the master of your own destiny. No more arguments about who should do the dishes or take out the trash – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and join us for a crazy adventure where the only thing you’ll need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to craft that epic sword. See you in the game!

BadParentingMC SMP

Abuse, aggressive behavior, bad parenting, BadParentingMC, controlling behavior, enabling behavior, favoritism, helicopter parenting, INCONSISTENCY, lack of boundaries, lack of discipline, lack of emotional support, lack of empathy, lack of involvement, lack of supervision, neglect, overprotectiveness, poor communication, signs of bad parenting, smp, toxic environment, unrealistic expectations

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! I mean, the admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived because he had a feather falling 1000 boots on, like what even is that luck? And the mods are like unicorns that poop rainbows and grant wishes, it’s insane!

If you join this server, you’ll be blessed with diamond armor and enchanted weapons just for logging in. And get this, the spawn point is a giant cake made of obsidian and glowstone, like who even thinks of that? It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but in Minecraft form.

Plus, the players on this server are all secretly famous celebrities in disguise. I heard that one time, Taylor Swift built a mansion out of emerald blocks and hosted a concert for all the players. And Justin Bieber tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. It was epic!

So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, you have to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

SitcomCraft

binge watch, Characters, classic, comedy, Entertainment, episodes, family, favorite sitcom, Friends, funny, humor, iconic, laugh track, Laughter, MODERN, Nostalgia, Plot, series, SitcomCraft, streaming, television, tv show

Are you tired of watching the same old sitcoms over and over again? Well, why not join our Minecraft server instead! We have a hilarious sitcom-inspired world where you can live out all your favorite TV show moments. Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper walks in and starts cracking jokes like Chandler from Friends. Or how about building a replica of Jerry Seinfeld’s apartment and inviting all your friends over for a virtual laugh track? Trust us, this server is a comedy goldmine! Join now for a laugh riot like no other!

BoltCraft Minecraft Server

Attack, Bolt From the Blue, BoltCraft, breaking news, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international affairs, international relations, Kursk Offensive, Military, military operation, Minecraft, News, russia, Russian Reports, SECURITY, Server, strikes, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, War

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server where ukraine strikes like a bolt from da blue in a new kursk offensive? russian reports say it’s da craziest thing ever! join us if u wanna experience da thrill of war in a blocky world, where anything can happen! build ur own army, conquer lands, and show dem other players who’s boss! join now for a wild ride u won’t forget!

CraftyPutin’sFakeNewsLand

CraftyPutinsFakeNewsLand, cyber warfare, digital propaganda, Disinformation, election interference, fake news, foreign intervention, German election, influence operations, information warfare, Interference, Manipulation, Misinformation, Networks, online manipulation, Politics, Propaganda, putin, russia, skew, social media

come join our epic minecraft server where we have putin’s disinformation networks trying to skew the german election but in minecraft form!!! build your own fake news empire and spread propaganda like never before!!! team up with other players to create chaos and confusion in the virtual world!!! who will come out on top in this battle of fake news??? join now and find out!!! also, there are flying pigs and talking llamas because why not??? it’s a wild ride on this server, don’t miss out!!!

Whale Song Minecraft Server

acoustic patterns, Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal sounds, cetacean communication, communication studies, human language, humpback whale, linguistic patterns, mammal songs, Marine Biology, marine ecology, marine life, marine mammals, Minecraft, ocean sounds, Server, song, underwater world, vocal patterns, vocalizations, Whale, whale behavior, whale songs

so, like, u ever wanted to talk to whales? well, on our server, u can do just that! our humpback whales have learned to speak human language cuz they been playin minecraft for so long. they’ll tell u all their secrets and maybe even teach u how to fly in the game. join us for a whale of a time and experience the true magic of minecraft!

Deadeye Gaming Rooms

Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Events, Friendly, Gaming, hackers, Kits, members, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, Ranks, Roleplay, rooms, Server, Staff, Survival

we are a survival server with kits and ranks and need staff come and join us and have fun. we also have really friendly staff and members online most of the time so dont worry about hackers we got them.

158.80.246.95

habibs

active community, Auctions, Awards, Challenges, Competitions, Economy, Events, Explore, Fun, Gaming, habibs, Habibs server, Habibs.xyz, Jogar, Limits, Mechanics, Minecraft, minecraft server, multiplayer, opportunities, PvP, Survival, Trade, Vanilla

habibs

Economy – Trade, Auctions and Opportunities for you to get a millionaire! Events – Challenges, competitions and amazing awards waiting for you! Fun – an active community and many mechanics to explore!

jogar.habibs.xyz

“In Habibs, the fun is without limits”

jogar.habibs.xyz:10073

ArdynFall SMP

100% Uptime & Regular Backups, Active, AFK display, Anti Enderman Grief, anti ghast grief, Ardynfall, Armor statues, Creative Server, Dedicated Staff Team, Double Shulker Shells, Established & Close-Knit Community, Evolving, Exciting Events, Fast Leaf Decay, more mob heads, Multiplayer Sleep, nether portal coords, No Planned Server Resets, player head drops, Player Run Economy, proximity chat, Quality-of-life plugins, Semi Vanilla, smp

ArdynFall SMP – Server Overview

Features	Description
Server Type	Semi-vanilla 1.21.4
Community	Inclusive and welcoming to all
Age	5 months old
Server Resets	No planned resets
Uptime	100% uptime with regular backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Why should I join ArdynFall SMP?

ArdynFall SMP offers an active and evolving community, established player base, no planned server resets, dedicated staff team, player-run economy, quality of life plugins, and exciting events.

What plugins does the server use?

afk display
anti enderman grief
anti ghast grief
armor statues
double shulker shells
fast leaf decay
more mob heads
multiplayer sleep
nether portal coords
player head drops
silence mobs
storm channeling
unlock all recipes
wandering trades

How do I join ArdynFall SMP?

Join our Discord server here and apply to join the server!